What went so right?

What went so right?

is that enough to raise other people's kids?

His parents ran out of ink and the rest is history

>given the opportunity to be an actor on a plate, just act normal and keep in shape
>eats burgers and discusses nerd shit for a living
it never went right.

he was a REAL man who takes care of his wife's sons

>tfw you are worth more then Wesley Crusher

maybe felicia day can help him out and give him a janitorial role in her latest trendy nerd shit.

his wife's kids have got to eat.

>tfw you are sexier/fitter than Wil Wheaton

I'm pretty ugly bros, how do I get a girl

what does these numbers even mean?

so if i payed him or someone 500 large will he be my personal mantlet ass-slave

well that should keep him going for a year or two. guys on easy street here in.

lol

ugly dudes get rich, girls will fall at your dick.

If that money is invested wisely, then sure.
However, given that he must have had decent pay at some stage of his life, the fact that he's done sod all with it indicates that he doesn't really have decent financial ability

How much his cuckshed is worth?

he pays for the privilege of using it.

them hips tho

Thats really sad, my parents house alone is worth more and he's a fucking actor

my question is, how did he make any money at all, knowing absolutely nothing about nerd culture and just pandering to the vocal minority? is it really that easy?

>, knowing absolutely nothing about nerd culture and just pandering to the vocal minority? is it really that easy?

yep

his public midlife crisis began with dying his hair like that

>45 year old man

I want to fuck that woman

My cousin made more than that this year on just rebinding books.

Most shit tier working actors like him are basically middle class.

He also lives in commiefornia i assume which is wildly expensive so 500k for a talentless hack like him isn't that bad. He's probably doing better than screech

Yeah but I'm guessing rebinding ancient books is a job that requires alot of skill not crying on Twitter and jerking off to Camel-Human hybrids

he's actually a cool guy, leaving the cuck memes aside.

the tabletop series is pretty goat once you take out the reddit humor

>star in The Secret of NIMH, Stand by Me, Toy Soldiers and Star Trek: The Next Generation
>have roles in dozens of other movies and television programs
>career spans three decades
>not worth $1 million

How?

>is it really that easy?
Yes, provided you have a jump start.

Being a washed up celeb helps, but the usual way is to either dive headfirst into an ongoing shitstorm and hope your name comes out on top, or fabricate some drama of your own

>He's probably doing better than screech

most people are.

Does it take property into account?
I would normally assume yes, but 500k seems staggeringly low for someone that has had ample investment opportunities in life.

If it does, he really is up shit creek living there.

Profited on "nerd" culture when it became mainstream.

mandatory matriarchy cheques to atone for his penis

They were Harry Potter books. They weren't like ancient scrolls that needed to be preserved.

Fuck no, the MST3K reboot is going to be awful enough without his fat fucking face on screen

lel

how much worse would it be if they added him? adding shit to shit. his wife's kids need to feed.

i just feel bad for the people who actually funded that garbage

Did they know about the camel being on board when they funded it?

If not, poor bastards.
If so, they deserve everything they get.

You understand what net worth is, right? It isn't cash in the bank. It's everything he owns minus everything he owes. That would include house, property, cars, belongings MINUS anything he owes in debt.

Cucked, you say?

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

My older brother has more money than this schmuck, and he's a "functioning" alcoholic.

#CamelLivesMatter

Can someone explain to me this Wil Wheaton cuck thing?

Is he literally a cuck? Did they adopt a black kid or something? Does his wife have "natural" black kids?

I'll give him one small thing, he looks 15 years younger than his actual age and the gay ass purple dye isn't why I say that.

He still actually has vestiges of "Wesley"

they didnt announce it until the stretch goal was well over 2 million

He has raised his wife Chad bull sons for years
Just look at those kids genetic gifts
Will is probably thinking how problematic it is how his sons are manlier than him

Forgot pic

So he married a single mother to half-black mongrels?

What the fuck?