I'm bored at work Sup Forums, tell me what to do

I'm bored at work Sup Forums, tell me what to do.

Dubs make basic (non-job-threatening) requests.

Trips make advanced requests, stuff I can do without getting fired but written up if caught.

Quads... get me fired.

Also:

Receptionist not here today.
Fat greasy guy not here today.
Boss I don't think will be here today but he might pop in for a minute. He's at a funeral and then going skiing is what I heard.
The small office connects to a wood shop.

This thread has potential. Make an altar to Kek out of your workplace.

I'll make an altar I guess... give me a minute.

Bump

Walk up to fat bitch and ask if she left her refrigerator running. then when she answers just say WELL THATS FANTASTIC, turn 180* and walk away

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Scream nigger while runnimg through the halls naked, masturbating and cumming on the floor.

omfg i came

If dubs: print out 100 pictures of Ainsley Harriott and his spoicy meat and stick them all over the place

If trips: leave an elaborate trail of sticky notes around the office leading to a printed out copy of Trump Temptations: the Billionaire and the Bellboy

If quads: take a shit on the person you like least's keyboard and put a sticky note beside it saying it was someone else you know he or she hates

I CAN'T STOP CUMMING
ALSO DO THIS FACE AS YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM

idk where to put it

Rolling for this

Jesus christ, okay...

Start a fire

Roll

Go show fat bitch and take picture with her holding it

please lord kek grant me this wish

I'm the guy who told make the altar to our Lord. Put it somewhere where anyone who walks in can see it.

Rell

Rollen

I walked over to her office and she's not here, someone said she went to burger king. I told you she's a fat bitch. I'll do this when she returns.

I put it on top of the microwave.

Can you go round and see who is there?

Rolling for this

Rawling

Roll

roll

take a shit on fat bitch's office chair

Don't start fire and just panic like there is, set off fire alarm

>heard her car door close
>o shit she's here
>run out
>"hey fb, someone's on phone for you"
"who is it? tell them i'm not here."
>"idk what company he's with but he wants to know if your refrigerator is running"
*stares at me with no expression*
>"WELL THATS FANTASTIC"
>run back to office awkwardly
>make this shitpost
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Only Boss, Fat Greasy Guy, and Receptionist is missing

are you twelve?

Walk to your boss and ask him for a raise. When he says no tell him dead in the eye "that's okay I already have a massive raise" then wink seductively then walk out

DO DIS!

rolling for this

OP is such a retard he had to be kept behind TWO doors in an attempt to muffle the screeching.

Put your dick in something in the break room or spoon in ureathra.

Scratch that. Go to fat lady and ask same question

take a pic of your office OP

curious of this too, show us some pics of your work

>Work
He has time to make a KEK alter, he's probably on break or works at a peanut factory

Also

Trips says you show the fat lady this pic and ask if it's her cousin

use someone else's computer or user account to make changes to company documents and records. stuff like
>making a "new, pending approval" org chart that everybody will hate
>defacing ISO 9001 documents in a way that will only be discovered at the audit
>making "new" work instructions for the shop that are incorrect or have inappropriate pictures
sky's the limit when it's not your computer

reroll

reeeroll?

one more reroll then I quit before I jinx the whole thread

damnmit man I hate when people post replies and get dubs atleast suggest something in your post.

Swap any names on items in the fridge, if their written on put sticky notes on them, make atleast 2-3 items have the fat bitches name

Lord KEK doesn't like this thread i think....

Start fire, also lock exit

eh, if he works in an office and it's the week between xmas and new years, there's probably nothing to do except catch up on paperwork or fuck around all day. most people in the office are gone, most people in your customers' and suppliers' offices are gone. nothing's getting done. the only people there are people who are way behind on their work and people who ran out of vacation.

wasted

this please

Do it

OP here. 100% this.

gunna need some creep shots of the receptionist or hottest piece of tail there thx

Hey man loads of ideas but no dubs.

If dubs start the FIRE!

Trips determines you scream ALLAHU AKBAR in your office.
If someone asks why you did that you have to deny EVERYTHING.

Rell

Alright, gimme a sec.
Dude, trust me, everyone here is a fat ugly lard. I'm the only one in the office under 160 except for my Boss who's got little man complex.

walk around the office and tell everyone your gay say it's been eating at you for a long time and you just had to let them know

Rawl

Eat fat bitch's lunch(es)

Ask fat bitch for food!

Oh man that's disgusting. She stacks up cheeseburgers on her desk for "later use". Atleast the last time I was in there she had a bunch saved.

RellRellitsch

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Go to the store and buy a bunch of limes, then drop them all on the floor of your building. Start to pick them up but each one you do get clumsier and clumsier then scream "WHY AM I SO BAD AT PICKUP LIMES!?"

Sneak a pic of someone in the office and tell us who it is OP.

>all those boxes, bins, drawers
you know what to do OP

start changing labels on shit

reroll?

This

If you have toaster? Put paper and card board in and switch that mofo on!

RRROOOOOOLLLLLL

Immediately begin walking around with your socks over your hands as mittens. If anyone questions you say your hands are cold but use the sock puppet to talk

But I made all those labels...

Roller

ROLLLLLIN!!!

Shit in your bin

Rell

all the more reason to do it. make it undetectable. failing that, put some blatantly incorrect hardware/items in some of the bins.

Pooor op....DO IT!

Last Rell

Based on this thread OP the Lord Kek is not happy with your alter.
Also, show us a picture of the outside.

LORD KEK DEMANDS AN IMPROVED ALTER

Shit under fat bitch's desk

rollos

Go to another computer, open up G/fur porn.

Roll

Rall

Roll for also pic of this

Change background of computer to fur or trap on everyone's computer you can get on. Inc yours

this, log onto someone else's computer and jampack that server full of furry smut

Show us a pic of tall guy

Improve your altar, use a bigger box.

hey OP what department do you work in? I'm guessing inventory or something

Find framed picture on someone's desk and cUmtribute that shit in the bathroom. Post timestamp

All this but no dubs, if dubs piss in reception

OP here, finally someone gets dubs. Okay improving alter gimme a minute

yes

Kek has spoken.

Roll for this after altar. but instead make sure you DO NOT get seen taking it. Don't clean it off

Kek wants others to know about your devotion. Make it so that your altar is visible to all who enter your room.