Give me your most fucked up joke. Spare no personal decency

Give me your most fucked up joke. Spare no personal decency.

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What is the difference between Menstrual Blood and Sand?

Niggers?

I don't drink sand?

You can't gargle Sand.

Whats the difference between Argentina and Germany.

How can you tell your sister is on her period?

When your dad's cock taste like blood.

Nein

Nazi

Jew

Argentina full of niggers germany full of sandniggers

A 9 year old girl comes running home to dad sobbing.

Dad looks at her, says "oh my god, what's wrong?"

Daughter says "I...I...I'm not a virgin anymore daddy!"

The father puts his face in his hands. Sighs.

She turns from him, ashamed. Dad reaches out to her. "Honey you can tell me anything. Tell me what happened."

After she composes herself. "Daddy. I went to the priest for confession. I told him I had lustful thoughts about boys. He told me to come in the booth with him."

The girl heard her father groan, and told her to continue.

"He told me to tell him about what I was thinking about. While I told him, I felt his hands running down my belly to my..my...you know.."

Her dad sounded hoarse "your cunny? he touched your cunny?"

"y-yes daddy. He told me to keep telling him, and he's a priest and you said to trust him. He laid me down on his seat, and pulled up my skirt"

"Oh my god" her father said

"And then he pulled my panties up and..and..and.." the girl stopped, tears in her eyes, finally able to face her supportive father the horrible truth.

In front of her her father had his cock in his hand, jerking furiously.

Her father looked at her, a frantic look on his face. "AND?!?! Don't hold back! What did he do next?!"

see, the joke is the daughter confesses she was raped by a priest, and her father is masturbating to the story.

he likely fucks his underaged daughter moments after.

Why do they call them 'Sunshine Variety Coaches' when the kids there all look the fucking same?

What's the worst part about eating bald pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.

A white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy are walking along a beach. They stumble upon a magic lamp buried in the sand. A genie comes out and says "I only grant 3 wishes, so each of you get one wish." The genie asks the mexican guy what he wishes for. The mexican guy says "I wish for all of my people to be back in their homeland and happy" The genie grants his wish. The genie then asks the black guy what he wishes for. The black guy says "I wish for all my people to be back in their homeland and happy" The genie grants his wish, and finally asks the white guy "what do you wish for?" The white guy says "So all the mexicans are back in Mexico, and all the blacks are back in Africa? I'll have a beer!"

forgive me for the dad joke

What do you call a flying jew?

smoke

if they all felt that way what the fuck where they doin together

Ricky gervais told it better.

How many cops does it take to throw a nigger down a flight of stairs?
None, he tripped.

Well ricky gervais was on stage and didn't have to deal with the medium of text. so eat a dick you pedantic cunt.

How is gender like the twin towers?
There used to be 2 of them and now its offensive to talk about.

Whats got 4 legs and a cunt in the middle?
Police horse

I was eating this girl out one time when I thought I tasted horse semen.

I fell backwards and yelled

"Grandma, so thats how you died"!

How do you make a little girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why do riot cops like to get to work early?

They like to beat the crowd.

You seem upset.

Why does Rupert bear wear chequered trousers?

KEK

Because he's a cunt.

yes someone raped me and rubbed his dick on my teddy bear

What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?

They make you sit in the back of the oven.

My 15 year old daughter told me that.

after she told you that joke did you fuck her?