Ok guys my buddy is going to come over in a little and we're going to play some vidya and then probably go out to a bar...

Ok guys my buddy is going to come over in a little and we're going to play some vidya and then probably go out to a bar for a little and try to bring some chicks back. Last time we went out we came back to my place ended up watching porn and talking about possibly tag teaming a chick. Now if we don't bring back a chick when we watch porn how can I escalate to maybe a jerk session. I'd love to jerk off with him. No gay shit though, just letting off some tension with a trusted friend? Any of you Sup Forumsros ever jerk off with your friend? How did it start? Pic related

Even as shitty as this board is now I don't think anyone believes you're not bating for "ur gay user". 69/10 for making me reply tho?

Don't really care for being labeled as gay. I have no desire to suck him, fuck him, kiss him etc. None of that faggot shit. Ideally would like to tag a chick with him, but if that doesn't happen I'd like to jack off with him. Kinda want that bro bonding experience.

I don't know what to say ... But ... No matter what you think you are but this is some gay fantasy you have there.

>no gay stuff

Fuck yeah, bring a bitch home and spit roast her with your bro.

>You'll never regret The Devil's Threeway

That is gay

i know this is bait but jack off thing, as well as the tagteam is gay as fuck. are you going to high-five while its happening too?

I don't want to touch him in any sexual way. I just want to jack off with him. This is not gay. In fact we're probably watching mfm porn or gangbang porn.

100% you're a faggot

why do you have all these homo gifs user? Is what they say about OP true?

naw that's super, super gay lols.

you're gay bro, just deal with it.

>>Jack off by yourself = 100% fine
>>Jack off with your friend with zero physical contact = OMG FUCKING GAYYY!!

What the fuck, there is major dissonance going on here. Are you guys really this insecure that another penis in the room with you makes you scream gay?

yes. we were drunk watched pron and beat it. no gay shit just jerking

I've got some news for you....you are gay. As fuck.

"Hey let me jack you off"
"Okay"

How did it start? Was there any hesitation going on? I'm thinking we get back from the bar drunk and I'll just put on the porn like usual and then be like man fuck it I gotta get one off and just pull it out and tell him to do the same.

Nope have zero desire to touch him in anyway. Just want to jerk off on the couch alongside him.

lol that's gay as hell dude "pull out your dick bro"

embrace it, dicks are sure fun to work with,
im openly bisexual and like to suck dick and eat pussy

Sometimes the rawness of a man is sexually more appealing than a normal woman.

Just do what you enjoy and dont overthink it, dont let some retards on the web suggest your fantasies just live them.

>Jerking off with a bro leads to jerking him off
>Jerking him off leads to you sucking him off
>Sucking him off leads to you choking down his load

I defy you to look into another man's eyes while you're both fapping and not end up with his balls slapping against your chin

im kind of on the same page. like i have this, well its a group of guys...all straight. we like to shoot the shit, drink, play cod. sometimes cocks end up in asses but nothing gay. just bros hanging out doing bro shit. we're always talking about pussy as we have our fists in eachothers asses.

>No gay shit though

It's easy I'm not gay or bi. I don't want him touching me nor do I want to touch him. I can't believe another penis in your vicinity is such a slippery slope for a bunch dudes calling a jerk session gay. Like all this gayy talk is showing some massive insecurity.

does it make you more aroused to have another man in the room masturbating while you're masturbating?

nothing gay about being interested in your bros prostate health

No but might as well instead of going to my room and rubbing one out while he does on the couch. If we're down to share a chick why not share a jerk session?

ya dude we're all straight we all have gf's we just like to play fun games and shit. like the other night we all just sat around lit some candles, rubbed eachother down in oil and had a spank/tickle party. the only reason bro was sucking my balls was he said he noticed i might have a sore on my sack when he was licking my ass. thats what friends do they look out for eachother. doesnt make them gay.

This proves that there is in fact a homosexual drive behind this. The fact that you rate fapping off with a guy above fapping off by yourself shows that you would get pleasure from having a guy massaging his cock beside you. This is coming from a homosexual myself, no need to deny its a bit gay

You guys really are gay when I've said over and over I desire zero physical contact with him. Look at this pic. The dudes are sitting there jacking off waiting their turn. Is that make them gay? We're basically doing the same thing but if we get no chick we're using porn. Oh yeah thats so fucking gay....Sup Forums really is full of faggots.

No we're getting pleasure by watching straight porn and releasing the sexual tension that builds up as straight red blooded men. How the fuck is that gay??

You guys are tight, you are so hetero you don't even need to say nohomo any more. Unlike some of these closeted faggots.

trolling aside its very gay to want to fuck a girl with your bro. you cant engage in a sexual act with just a girl. you need your guy there to. thats gay dude. accept it.

ideally we both bring girls back and have a mini orgy. That's the ultimate goal of course, but odds are we're going to be back here with no girls, and if there is one I'm down to share some bar slut with my buddy. I don't get how any of this is gay when I want nothing to do with him physically.

Its not gay if you high five several times throughout while screaming yeah bro

"but odds are we're going to be back here with no girls" thats what i thought.

The fact that you have to masturbate at the end of a night hanging with your bro, and expect him to do the same, is literally one of the gayest things i've ever heard.

Ok lets just say we watched porn and at the end of the night I go to my room and jerk it, while he does on the couch and then we crash out cuz thats what happened the other weekend. Thats not gay, but doing it on the same couch at other ends is???? Yeah sure buddy.

> I'd love to jerk off with him. No gay shit though

ma keks

holy fuck dude, you can't be this in denial. The simple fact that you have all these GIFs is irrefutable proof that you're gay. You're really really gay. Just deal with it. It's almost 2017, it's fine.

Sorry, i've never had any interest in watching porn with another man present.

That's pretty fucking gay.

The fact that you have any porn with a penis in it is irrefutable proof that you're gay. Jesus man you're stretching so much that you should be a yoga instructor.

Sorry, i have no porn with exclusively penis. That's typically only viewed by gay men.

aka men, who find the penis sexually arousing, aka... You, a gay man

OP, you know there are tons of JO Bros on craigslist.

I mean my buddy and I already watch porn and are trying to get a chick/chicks back here for sex, so was just asking if any anons had any advice if they ever jerked it with their buddy. That's all. Wasn't trying to make closeted anons feel better about themselves and their rigid intimidation of other penises in regards to their sexuality.

I'm a faggot and this thread got me hard as shit

OP u r a gay

> rigid intimidation of other penises

are you gona check out his cock though? your gona smell it and his cum too. you already know these things so it has to turn you on in some kind of way.

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I didn't want anyone I know to know I was a Gaylord so I went to gloryholes to get the cock I needed, I suggest you do the same, I guarantee you that your buddy will punch your lights out if you suggest the two of you get naked together and start stroking cocks just to "see how it goes"

What the fuck is that

Ultimately, if you give it a go, one of you will probably end up sucking the other off. It's ok, just roll with it. Just remember, it's definitely not gay to let another guy blow you if you're watching straight porn when it happens.

Why would anyone just wanna jerk together? if you're not helping each other then what's the point?

would you consider letting him finish on your belly maybe if a little bit squirted on the side when he orgasmed and couldn't control himself? for best bonding

>I'd love to jerk off with him
>No gay shit though

Include me in the screencap for leddit...

>Enjoy video games
>Play video games with friends
>Bonding is good!

>Enjoy fapping
>Fap with friend
>GAAAAAAAAAAAY

wtf world, just help each other out once in a while!

Skin from the leg attached to a mentally ill woman's vagina to make it look like she has a penis.

Do this. I always wanted to do this. High fives/tens over her back then simultaneous cum on face and ass/lower back.

Not as gay as "put your dick in here bud"

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It's ok to have sex with men. Sexuality is almost never black and white; with most people these distinctions between straight and gay are stupid. If I have chocolate ice cream sometimes it doesn't mean that vanilla can't be my favourite.