So I just got a friendly visit from the FBI

So I just got a friendly visit from the FBI.
Why doesn't matter.
Should I start deleting everything, or am I just being paranoid.
I've been up over 48hr and I'm not sure how to take this.

encrypt your hard drive then wipe it with 25 passes then smash it

Couldn't I just microwave it.
I mean if I'm just going to destroy it.

Take the sim card out of your phone and microwave it for 30 seconds.

Add dipping sauce and eat

why would you encrypt it then wipe it you fucking moron.

wipe the hard drive with department of defense standard wipe. then drill holes in the platter or smash but dying holes will be easier

Which phone, I have 3.

All and we shall say "Rip user, he loved his child porn."

Who said anything about cp.
I'm worried for other reasons.
And why am I dead now

encrypt
hash the key
encrypt the key
cc clean the drive
create encrypted folder 'CP'
download and save rick roll
resist warrants as far as you can with lawyer
give out key
counter sue for costs and invasion of privacy

I'm a fag on /b, why are you asking why i said CP and dead? Plus low key; CP would be my first reason for FBI. Well except for maybe being a terrorist or hacker.

What are you guilty of doing?

Are you really retarded, or just acting?
Eh, don't answer that none cares.
Anyways. The phone that you have stuff on that you wouldn't want the FBI to see is the one you want to fry.

Also it's Sup Forums, so everyone will thinks about cp when it's something illegal and "Rip user" is to imply that the FBI will take you away according to about what he/she thinks of you

Well it was like I said, a literally friendly visit.
They said they were doing a background check.

I forgot where I was for moment. Jesus I need sleep.

sauce on pic?

yeah you do bro. Just fry that shit and hope for the best.

Prolly a little of both.
Phones don't have to much on them anyway.
One for work, one for friends, and one a burner for when I meet online people irl and side jobs. I replace the last one every couple of months anyway

guilty or convicted?
and whats the matter?

that is very important to know. just checking Sup Forums and Sup Forums isnt illegal. Neither is Shitposting illegal....

itt: a bunch of autistic sperglords

>go to bed kiddies

have you probably applied for a certain job with the government or something close?

Just give them the xfiles they want

bu-bu-bu-butt is beeing a faaagot eleegle?

That's what it is, but I thought I had more time.
I was told it could take up to a year to start anything for a ts/sci

Why would I do that, then they'd kill Mulder.

Before I forget. They were visiting you at your house. They were intruders. Its not the other way around.
Its your house, so its you whos asking the questions. not the other way around.

Kennedy ?