Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

Sameji claim’d

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Best claim

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I wonder who that user thought I was. This is where it turns out I'm exactly who he thought I was.

Ah, right. That sucks. Is there nothing you can do about it?

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カラミチーマス

There's therapy and stuff you can do for it
I haven't done it though

>nice guy.690

That reminds me of the email one of my classmates used to have in grade school.
Something like "sasuke_boy_crazy"

Well. Times goes by real fast.
Hello and goodbye.

Hello niggers

Really*

Do you not want to, or is there something else stopping you?

Ikaros.

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Previous:

autists enjoy repetition

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I don't like leaving the house

would bang but she eats too much

You must really enjoy it then

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I am IAN CURTIS.

youtu.be/EE-d7rvTMb0

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Ika used this one for a while? Eww, I feel violated now.

Oh. Is that not something that bothers you? Sorry I'm asking too many questions now.

OMFG DUBS

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bb, you there?

Yeah she didn't like it because it was too "cute".

I just kind of live with it I guess
You're fine, don't worry

this girl will do

"Yay"

Your posts seem to always happen to be close to mine.

no

I had trips my last intro post.
>YUUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIII
Heyo yoyo

Are you a spooky zombie?

I use reddit.

How far will you go when it comes to your waifu and porn of fetishes you dont have? Will you only enjoy pics if its completely caters to your interests, or does any art of you waifu.do it for you? How far would you go? Footjobs? Futa? Skat?

Hi

youtube.com/watch?v=KO-G5DVNlw4&t=299s

>Masturbating to your waifu

She has AIDS and her show has cancer.

I like to keep Weiss as the princess she is, so nothing that defiles her.

I feel so violated. Who are you, anyway?

I guess living with it is fine if it doesn't bother you. I don't know, I'd go crazy if I never went out. So what do you do with your free time?

You dont?

Im somewhat new to this waifuism, but i wear a wedding ring for her. I know she is the one for me.

BEST
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I'm no one shut up

I only use r/cyberpunk, everything doesn't particularly interest me.
And yes, /cyber/ is better.

But how often does that happen though?
>Why are you mentioning this? Are you bored too?

I don't fap to Laura, but I've seen some pretty messed up stuff when it comes to her porn.

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Thats fair, she has standards

My waifu, too, has standards. Bacon is for inbreds.

I go out sometimes, I just don't really enjoy it.
I mainly play guitar in my free time.

What about Lainchan?

Lewd'ing the waifu is sin.

What outfit do you want to see your waifu in the most?

Tell meeeeeeee! Do you know who I am?

Ah, right. What kind of music do you like?

>sex with your waifu is wrong

Not your waifu if you don't post pictures of her, friend.

I listen to a lot of things but I mainly just play older rock stuff.

A black Gothic dress and hat.

I've seen it happpen twice or so.
I don't know, felt like bringing it up, I'm always bored.

It's a good place, with good people. I've stopped going there that much ever since it changed leadership.

>Sexualising the waifu
Disgusting

We have an open relationship, and i do not fear her being stolen...

Honestly not sexualisong your waifu is disgusting. Who doesnt have sex with their wife?

I don't really have a name or avatar. And I don't know much about you, how new are you?

But we don't know who your waifu is

only fags have sex with their wives

Thank you for paraphrasing me so skillfully.

>comparing the sacred bond of a man and his waifu with something as patty as marriage
Kill yourself.

Alice, where you at?!

Waifu =/= Wife
Waifus are pure

Have any of you been able to find a real life look alike of your waifu? An actress, maybe? Mine is Jenine Turner.

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ur one isn't.

Is your waifu a futa?

You really want me to post her?

Uhhh then your parents are fags which makes you a fag. But well memed
As long as you arent a complete retard your wife will be the same as your waifu

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Yes

there is nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with your wife
most people here are avatarfags/retards though :o

No, but i wouldnt mind that.

Ah right. I'm super into metal mostly, and aside from that all I listen to is weeb stuff.

To this threads? I've been here since Christmas. To Reimu's ones? I'm pretty damn ancient. If you don't know me though then please don't try.

i'll fag you

Ill fag your anus
>no homo

Who were you before?

My waifu ain't no disgusting 3D pig though.

Late christmas present on me guys go fuck your ex gf tonight - snap-leak-cf

-_-

haha yes

GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE!

Yes she is! Yours isn't!

How could anything come close to the perfection of my 2d waifu?

>but you actually wish she was so she could love you back and give you cuddles and kisses

Dr. Patricia Tannis, I think she is beautiful. I wish I could get her some chapstick however.

It could be your waifu but actually be real

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>How could anything come close to the perfection of my 2d waifu?
haven't you said multiple times she is just your avatar?

Sameji? More like... Bigfuckinglipsohmygoodness

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what's this -_-

Chara looks a bit happy in that. And fuck off. You don't know who is the real un-pure bitch in this Scarlet family.

But not really, i'm not a heretic

Metal's never really been my thing, but I can see why some people like it.