Go out drinking

Go out drinking
>get horny
>take home girl
>realize girl is a trap when you get home

What do you do?

fuck him in the ass and suck his feminine penis

>sucking his cock
ok faggot.

fuck his ass, bust a nut, leave it at that.

Would you fuck me

>hairy legs
if i wanted to start a fire, i'd dry hump sandpaper

Get boobs and cuter panties and ill consider.

Sorry I don’t do ninja's, bad experience

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kill in self defense to prevent rape.

Suck his dick and let him pound my ass

nice triple dubs.
But i would send him home, i'm not bi nor am i gay. So yeah that's my boring answer

stab that degenerate

69, anal, cuddle until dawn.

This.

show him my collection of heavily stylized and artistic ejaculation videos.

Shave your legs, you degenerate.

Beat the shit out of him

I understand we are hard to trust

Post a few of those.

would bang
mfw im a fag

I'd do what any self respecting straight man would do and murder them and dispose of the body.

You should eat more leafy greens, less fatty foods, and drink more water. Then it would be beautiful.

>laugh at file playing
>look at filename.webm
>die

praise kek

>faggot
>fuck his ass

lol just admit what you are already

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Nice dubs

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Thanks OP
anyways Id take home fuck a few times tie up and torture for a few days fuck some more
> then kill and burn the body
>fag's with satan now

I'm torn...

I've been here since 09 and i have to say, I'm impressed.

OP
We about to turn this into a Ackbar thread?
I think so!