>at the club, drunk girl grinding on me in the middle of the dance floor >her ass is fat and warm >take her back to my place near the end of the night >as soon as we get through the door, I pull her pants down and start eating her asshole >my tongue probably touched her stomach my face was so deep in her ass >a bit of fecal matter on my face, just wipe it off with my shirt and keep going >she tells me she has to leave so I call her a uber
This morning and all day I've felt like I'm about to vomit, but it won't come out. Her ass tasted good but it was warm I feel like I'm about to die. Can anyone help I gotta get better before New Years.
Asher Bailey
why would you eat a stranger's ass? my logic is; if you are gonna eat some ass, eat someone's ass you know by person. like family or friends. you cant trust a stranger to have bleached their asshole right before you start eating it. you know what Im saying.
Mason Mitchell
>eating family asshole
Oliver Kelly
You're saying we should eat a family members ass
Hudson Taylor
>eat someone's ass you know >like family Fucking degenerates.
Charles James
kek
Kayden Ward
rif go back to homelessness
Isaiah Thomas
> if you are gonna eat some ass, eat someone's ass you know by person like family or friends
Xavier Nelson
This.
Chase Campbell
>eat someone's ass you know >like family >you can't trust a stranger to have bleached their asshole right before you start eating it
Jace Lee
don't worry user, I go all the way with other anons of both sexes, you will be fine,
Blake Rivera
As much as I love eating ass, I would be hesitant to do it with a random drunk girl picked up at a bar.
Luis Gomez
disgusting
Ian Mitchell
Nigga you just became a meme. Congrats. >Eat a family members ass
Wyatt Sanchez
I used to eat my ex's ass all the time, don't think i ever got ill from it. Drink lots of water to flush out whatever bug it is.
pic related
Kayden Robinson
LMAO, oh my, that good old meme
Jordan Adams
Moar please. I'd love to feast on that ass too
Christopher Martinez
That's a nice pussy but it looks like she has no ass, pic related is my waifu.
Lincoln Collins
I have done this a lot, does make you feel a bit sick sometimes but you will be fine
Carter Ramirez
I feel like over the past several years, there has been a noticeable cultural shift towards a comfort with shit, whether it's on your dick, in your mouth, or on your face, and I don't quite fucking understand it. You're one stuuuuuupid cunt for going down on a random stranger's ass. You probably caught ecoli, or salmonella or something you fucking mongoloid. Go to the doctor, tell them that you may have come into contact with ecoli, or salmonella and they'll ask you for a stool sample. Fuck you're an idiot. Only ever go near someone's asshole with your mouth if you've just watched them step out of the shower. Jesus. Fuck, you're fucking stupid. Did I tell you that?
Dylan Walker
she got plenty of ass, user, i never went hungry
Kevin Sanchez
screencap me please
Ayden Thompson
did you feed her or just let her starve to death?
Benjamin Miller
I agree, always play it safe and eat a family member's ass.
Sebastian Thompson
holy fuck dude... you married skeletor
Chase Robinson
> Family No thanks. I will keep eating random prostitutes at a bar. Always clean!
Julian Garcia
lol
Angel Ross
No ass, only thighs. She fed herself nothing. >that beefy monster >my waifu lol no, she is a pretty skeleton.
Jayden Fisher
fatass detected
Ian Cruz
I've been fucking lots of girls since my ex and I broke up. The majority of these girls have been on the thicker side. Hot, just not skinny. My ex was athletically built. I've found that I actually don't like "BIG FAT ASSES" because none of them are like the ones in porn. I'm not saying your girl isn't attractive. Jut wanted to make a general statement about what I prefer. Cute, bubble butts are better in my humble opinion.
Jordan Brooks
Sepsis nigga. Happy new years
Levi Thompson
On the one hand, bitch like this looks gross, but on the other hand, she's easy to maintain. Just throw her a wet slice of toast every odd day.
Kayden Roberts
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Christian Nguyen
Nah, you're fine OP. Your immune system can deal with that no problems. You're probably just stressed out about getting ill from it which is making you feel sick due to the anxiety response.
Jeremiah Walker
you might of just caught a bug, my girlfriend got sick while she was away on holiday and when she got home she'd been better for almost a week but I tongue punched her fart box so deep I ended up catching it. Pretty sure bugs just last longer in assholes.
Tyler Cox
you new here?
Gabriel Johnson
Stomach Flu is spread especially through feces, up to even so much as 3 weeks AFTER the person feels all better.
If you came into contact with the feces, you gots the stomach flu famalam
Dominic Lopez
>Her ass tasted good but it was warm DID ITZ TAS'E LIKES CHIGGUMS??!??
