Trying to get a hooker tonight Sup Forums it's my first time. Any advice?

Trying to get a hooker tonight Sup Forums it's my first time. Any advice?

Pic she sent me...

Have you had sex before? How old are you user?

where are you looking?

I'm 26, yes I've had sex lol my gf is in a different country currently and wanted to try it out

RI

>lol

Grow up faggot

What site are you using? BP or NS?

try backpage

lel

whats NS

Impatient fuck xD

>be me
>purchase hooker
>mouldpusssmell.jpg
>Good sex
>Jesusfuckmynostrils.jpg

Is she that famous slam piggy Sup Forums always talk about?

All RI hookers are spics or nigs and are nasty bitches

Try eros its more reputable than backpage. Little pricier though but you probably wont get aids or a hideous bitch.

>Try and not get robbed
>Have her flash you before you give her the money incase of undercover cop
>WEAR A CONDOM
>Do not lick her pussy
>Don't do it at your house

I'm trying BP

Not at my house? Everything else I assumed. I read that they usually won't send a UC to your house. Too much effort for a small time bust

Best advice for using a hooker. Tell her you want a small condom coz you packin a pickle. Squeeze your junk into the small dinger and after a few pumps it will break then you can pull out, tell her and say well we might as well keep going bareback.

Also I checked her id number for reviews etc. seemed legit but that's why I'm here asking

You're 11 years old right?

Keep your eye on your wallet and phone. They will try to steal your stuff.

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