Good evening, Anonymous! Tell me your plans for the new year!
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
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So this girl has been messaging my friend with long messages ~100-150 words each. But she stops talking to him at random for a couple weeks. This tends to be around when ever they are supposed to meet up, but she finds a way out at random. It seems to be messing with him to a degree.
Two of the messages were like this.
>"Oh! I forgot about the New King Kong movie! It appears quit different than the older ones. Personally, I find King Kong vs Godzilla to be the best (old school). I am not that smart (lol); just passionately curious. Not taking math this semester, in fact, I'm not taking a science either. After talking to Professor, I decide to seek a more harmonious life than that of scholarly crunch; it feels right. Go back to Disney (lol). It's pricey though. . . A bottle of water? Like five dollars! If I was you, I would wait until they finish up with the new Star Wars attraction in Hollywood studios/MGM. Borrowed a book from Professor, and now it's all dogged eared. . . embarrassing. Reading anything good? Have you ever wandered around five points/riverside? When your at campus, you should check it out. A lot of coffee shoppes and bagel/smoothie places. Peanut butter smoothie = yum."
>"Ppssst! A job does not equal a life- trust me. Your right about the first week of school being a lite load: Disney should be ok. Cecil is not that far from Kent, which class is that one? Urgh! I need to go to bed, just got home, but Moby Dick with Patrick Sterwart is on!!! My eyes turn into hearts every time I see that man- he's so cool. Needless to say, I freaked out when I saw him in the trailer for Logan. That was the second best trailer (in my opinion) during the previews for Rogue One; Guardians of the Galaxy 2 being number one. Baby Groot is the best. Love Groot, in fact, I have the pop figure of him in his little pot. He's the only plant that has not died (lol): I have a black thumb."
Logan Scott
say raymoo, why is australia the sickest greatest cuntry of them all?
Sebastian Williams
Hello thread
How has everyone been?
-Sweet Roll
Julian Watson
Sup, Reimu chan.
Charles Hill
Hello Reimu how are you today?
Logan Green
That's right. You guessed it. I'm going to write some fanfiction. A Corpse Party one. Maybe I'll write a Walking Dead and Hey, Arthur! crossover. Perhaps a Jimmy Neutron and Breaking Bad crossover. I love Australians a lot. They're the smuggest, cutest and toughest cunts in the Universe. I made a Fallout 4 character today and named him The Australian Autist.
Colton Foster
That's easy! It's because of its proximity to Japan!
Bentley Gray
I'm planning to kill myself when the weather gets cold enough. Planning to get wasted for i in outside. What are my chances or stuff I should be worried about.
Jackson Williams
I just got off work, so I'm ready to relax. I really killed it though, my coworkers should have an easy morning thanks to me!
Do a Dragon Tales and Blazing Dragons crossover.
Leo Jenkins
Why was Scatman John so loved in Japan? I figured it out. They love him because of his perseverance and his ability to sing fast. He was a stutterer, which made talking difficult. However he turned this disability to his advantage and used it to sing. The Japanese warrior does not surrender, they fight until they die. Because of this, they loved Scatman John and his songs of peace. youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_YhSxjshY
Jeremiah Evans
Did you really think I was going to give you tips for that? Call a suicide hotline, please...
Christopher Parker
naw japans only cool because of it's proximity to aussie, everyone knows this.
toughest cunts in the universe, i like that one
Daniel Robinson
that's neat any new regarding the soda guy?
Cameron Peterson
Hello Mamizou
The people seem nice, I love their accent
They are automatically badass because of how many things that can kill you that they live around (and the fucking spiders)
Australia is basically great britain's badass brother
(Apparently Captcha celebrates New Years)
-Sweet Roll
Benjamin Brooks
I don't know what Blazing Dragons is. I was going to make it a Corpse Party and Watchmen crossover, but that seemed too autistic, even for me. This. Japan has some dank stuff but Australians are the masters of banter. Here is the backstory of The Australian Autist...
Thomas Hill
No, not really. I heard he touched someone else's drink while they weren't looking and now he's going to get a talking to, though.
Levi Young
>I don't even know what Blazing Dragons is.
Isaiah Roberts
What's good, Sweet Roll?
Jayden Bailey
well i'm kinda new here what do you guys do here besides rolling?
Samuel Martin
Any help for my awkward as shit friend?
Seems like she's interested in him, but the fact that she backs out of meeting up seems off...
Asher Miller
Talk to each other, give people advice, share Youtube music, flirt. Whatever you want, really.
Kevin Sanchez
He is the last white man in his entire country and continent. He is the result of generations of years of inbreeding with the Irish, Asians and Plutonians. He is the cause of more pain, loss and desctruction than you can stomach. He is the first organism to be fueled completely by shitposting. He is the one who feels no remorse or love. He is the man who will roam the Wasteland to cause as much chaos as possible. He is the motherfucker with 2 Strength, 4 Perception, 3 Endurance, 1 Charisma, 7 Intelligence, 10 Agility and 1 Luck. He is The Australian Autist. N-Now I feel like you're bullying me, stop it...
Jackson Hill
I have nothing more to say about that guy's problem. It's the same one every week, and my advice about it isn't going to change.
Brandon Moore
Well, I have recently seen the Assassin's creed movie, it was a little boring, but it wasn't bad for a videogame movie
Tomorrow, I'm going to be celebrating new years with my family, it's always fun, we leave out a huge fingerfood feast for all of us to snack on throughout the day, we also play games and watch movies, only game I don't like is wizard, a card game that takes forever to finish. But all in all, it's still fun, New years is probably one of my most favourite holidays
I also bought myself a nice hat
-Sweet Roll
Joshua Wright
I haven't said anything about him at all... Haven't even been on Sup Forums for the past couple months
Christian Gonzalez
Eh, I try to stay away from video game movies ever since Resident Evil. Never understood why those damn movies lasted so long.
I'm probably going to be playing MtG with my old roommate from college and drinking heavily.
Oliver Evans
What color is your deck? Mine is black and blue.
Lucas Davis
Hhhhhhhhhhhhh... if you say so.
If she's busy, she'll initiate plans with him later when she's not busy. If not, not. As for him, he might as well keep looking for someone else. It's not worth anyone's time to chase after someone who flakes out on them or doesn't show consistent interest.
Andrew Ortiz
Cute put me in i'm not helpful, or can flirt or have good youtube tastes but hey
Jacob Baker
It seems like she always strongly hints that she wants him to make the plans. She would talk about specific coffee shops, would ask if he likes something, and mention when she's going to that place.
When he talks to her in person, it seems like she is very interested, but the texting and her flakyness are the issues here. But seems like there might be more at play here
Ayden Ward
My best deck is a green/black, but I have a green/red, a black/white, and a blue/colorless. I haven't played in awhile so I think only one of them is standard.
Jonathan Baker
Satellite Reign is pretty cool
Austin White
I'm sure you'll think of something to do! If you wanna be helpful, I could give you the easiest job in the world. It doesn't pay though.
Ethan Turner
I always feel kinda outta place with my music tastes. Just so few people know what I'm talking about if I mention band names or whatever. And those who are stuck in a car with me kinda are driven insane by my music aswll
Hudson Young
Why do you like it, then?
Gabriel Flores
Give me the ez jobs
Oliver Myers
There might be, but there's no way to tell unless she decides to say it herself. If you have to guess about whether someone likes you, don't make them a priority.
Thomas Ramirez
mmmm, i think i need to do stuff but i forgot. hows everyones day and stuff anyways
Thomas Gonzalez
>the easiest job in the world Reimu, tricking someone into giving you massages and feeding you ice cream isn't that easy...
Connor Adams
I don't ever get steam notifications anymore...
Jackson Rodriguez
Hello everyone!
Justin Brown
Add me. Then we will un-add each other and re-add each other every day. That way neither of us will feel lonely because it will be like we both get a new friend every day.
Samuel Hughes
Steam is so unreliable... I wish there was another way to notify everyone.
Hunter King
Hey Sup Forums Just gonna hang out with my family per the usual. Family's always important to me, glad to have them around, although I won't be seeing my grandparents much after this year Resolution is to get a job and get out of the house. Wanna finally be productive rather than sit around on my PC all day
Joshua Adams
O-Oh, I thought they meant they didn't have any friends on Steam. Forget what I said! I-It was just a joke and I'm not lonely!
Kayden Gutierrez
Y-you go first
Yeah...I check around the time but it can't be helped when I'm late by an hour sometimes because of it.
Eli Lopez
i am finally useful it turned out to bean easier job
Juan Lee
That is one fine set of trips.
Lucas Rivera
You wouldn't feel so lonely if you talked with me every now and then u.u -Wink wink-
And yet you're always the one that notifies me, you must have occult powers if you can sense these threads so well.
Hi Lewdmu! I get so shy every time i say your name because i'm forced to use that word... >///< Anyway, i added you on Steam, luckily i didn't forget about that ^.^
Jordan Cooper
I was late by an hour and a half tonight, too. That'll happen sometimes, so notifications would be really nice if they actually worked 100% of the time...
It's okay. We all come here for a reason, whatever that may be.
Glad to hear it, Anonymous! Being independent can open up a lot of opportunities for happiness and freedom! Best of luck to you with everything.
Cooper Watson
When did people start listing girth for their dick sizes? I don't think I've seen much of that before this year. Did I enter an alternate Universe at some point?
Mason Parker
Just gonna >try not to die (i'm sick don't ask) >get good grades in college >i'm lonely so get some sex dolls from Japan >and powerlift more
It's a busy time of year for most people, so I don't sweat it too much. The shrine will stay open for as long as people want it to, or until Kagami closes it.
Asher Morales
Yeah, I saw that! I'm sorry you get shy, but I can't help it, I'm a lewd person after all, lol
Benjamin White
I guess you're right
Not everyone has free time during the holidays
Can't be mad at them
-Sweet Roll
Ethan Cook
I guess I must.
Yeah...
David Davis
I would like to know, if i get a get, will i find someone willing to do anything for me within the next year...
Angel Myers
>South Park You should be honored that I actually watched the whole thing. Good thing it was actually funny. South Park might have a few funny moments, but anything that relies that heavily on vulgarity is either trying way too hard or not nearly hard enough. I'll always see it as the middle ground between Simpsons, which used to be funny and have good writing, and Family Guy, which has always been shit in pretty much every regard. Either way, the equation is wrong. This is the real equation: Length of erect penis times average circumference of erect penis all divided by length of erect penis minus length of flaccid penis. Round that to the nearest unit and shoot yourself in the head that many times. If you survive, I guess you're worthy of fucking me that many times, as well. If you die, however, I'm going to have fun while you're still warm.
Lincoln Sullivan
Yep, everyone is busy except me that have absolutely nothing to do with my life, so here i am, really don't know if it's a positive thing or not though.
How can you admit so openly such a thing? I mean, i respect you for that because there is nothing wrong with it, but on the other side i'd die...like...right where i stand if i had to say that sentence, i wish i was as brave as you are.
You must be a demon like Lelouch then if you're capable of such tasks~ Did you use your Geass on me to erase all my memories about you? :3
Jaxson Roberts
Hi! Socks? :)
Oliver Nguyen
What if a madman planted a bomb inside of your chest and the only way to disarm it was for you to say "I'm a super lewd person, but that just makes me even cuter! Everyone wants to give me hugs and touch me in lewd ways, like licking me and nibbling me!" You're in a room full of people and the whole event is on live television during the Super Bowl. You can't say it quietely or in a sarcastic voice, either, because the bomb detects the volume and pitch. You have to make it sound like you really believe it and that you're really excited. What would you do?
Matthew Jackson
Oh boy, it's one of those guys.
Kevin Lewis
My paragraph was so long and convoluted that I don't know what part of it you're talking about. Are you upset that I posted such a long reply, that I seem to be showing off my taste in cartoons as superior, or that I'm encouraging people to shoot themselves in the head?
Jason Baker
Yes, that.
Adam Collins
Don't look at me like that...
Michael Lopez
God you actually have no idea how true that sentence is...Anyway! What if i say instead that there is a bomb planted inside me and all the surgeons and electricians in the room full of people have to work together in order to save me? Otherwise i will join Isis really quick just for that one occasion u.u if that doesn't work...i guess i'd say it...but then i'd have to protect myself from the people inside the room so while i'm screwed if i don't say it i get screwed if i do! Geez, blast your impossible scenarios!
Justin Sullivan
Well, if you don't say it soon, I imagine the people in the room would toss you out the window so the explosion wouldn't kill them.
Evan Jenkins
I just kinda accept it. Like you said, there's nothing wrong with it
Lincoln Davis
All right thread should i i cook tacos or get a burrito?
Thomas Perez
Cook burritos and get a taco.
Gabriel Wilson
I didn't know that this was happening tonight
Brody Rodriguez
Alright alright Jigsaw, i'm saying it, happy now? I'm expecting you to protect me from the impending rape now though :/.....please? :3
You are right, though i get so scared of others' judgement, you can't really judge someone off of that, but you know, people are jerks.
Connor Robinson
I was late getting home from work. Let me guess, no steam notification for you either?
Austin Brown
Long day? And uh, I'm actually not a member of the steam group
Asher Davis
Thought I'd stop in last Friday as a Christmas surprise, couldn't find the thread
Saw the thread Saturday, but when I posted no one responded. I think it had already died
Maybe New Year's?
This is my last chance before I go back into hiding for another 4-6 months
How's everyone doing? No tarot right now -- waiting on a game of HotS to load and don't want to miss out on champ select.
Jordan Lee
Why come?
Andrew Carter
Hi there. Good to see you again! Good luck with your game!
I just have a feeling of dissociation with groups like this. Maybe its part of my loner complex...
Hey I remember you
Sometime this coming week for sure
Sebastian Reyes
If we were that kind of group, we'd have a chatroom! The steam group is just for notifications, that's all. But then again, it's not working for that half the time...
James James
c'mon, live!
Levi Walker
Is it bad that I haven't really listened to Radiohead at all?
Is that really you? It's been so long since the last time, how are you? Still wondering why you left...it doesn't matter though, i'm super happy you're back ^.^
Oh god...i wish i was like that, please teach me how to be cute like you are u.u
Which isn't the most pleasing to the majority of people
Jason Watson
Yeah, true. And the notifications not working must be frustrating. Oh well, less people can be a good thing sometimes...for certain reasons
Camden Smith
No need to be shy! It might be a lost cause tonight, though.
Hmmm... well, it's not bad. It doesn't appeal to me particularly but I wouldn't find it unpleasant.
Luke Anderson
Kris here, will I have a child next year?
Josiah Hall
Mhm! Like you get more Reimu time just for yourself!
Hunter Rodriguez
>Hmmm... well, it's not bad. It doesn't appeal to me particularly but I wouldn't find it unpleasant.
Better than what most people think with it. This is probably be a little more pleasant for most people I think? Though still kinda out there to a degree