ITT: Radiohead song titles that lie to us

ITT: Radiohead song titles that lie to us.
I'll start:
>2 + 2 = 5
>Two plus two actually equals four

>No Surprises
Surprise, it's yet another shitty Radiohead song

>I Might Be Wrong
>There's no "might" about you being wrong

Jigsaws can't fall into place you have to like push or click them in. Or what if it's only one piece? Then it'd be falling but there's no place.

>how to disappear completely

doesn't actually give instructions for disappearing just more gay falsetto moaning

>Wolf at the Door
I went ahead and opened the door to my room, but did not, in fact, see a wolf.

>Videotape
>It's actually a song
Fucking disgusting

>cringey radiohead song
>song is actually cringey and doesn't contradict tom fuck's attempt to use reverse psychology so people think his shit is good

>The National Anthem
it's not??? ? ??? ?? ???????

>karma police
There are no people that regulate karma or consequences, and many with objectively bad deeds suffer no issues as a result of them.

>Creep
wait this one is true :(

>Nude
>The band members are fully clothed during all performances

>Let Down
Actually the only part of the album that isn't a let down

>There There
Hear Hear

>Down is the New Up
>Gravity hasn't reversed

"Untitled"
>song has title

Who are you quoting?

>Motion Picture Soundtrack
>it's from an album

>Street Spirit (Fade Out)
>guess how the song doesn't end

kek this one's actually good

>daydreaming
>song makes me fall asleep

>I will
>doesn't

this entire thread holy shit, my sides

>the daily mail
>isn't daily mail it's a song

>Blackstar
>Isn't a David Bowie album

>Lucky

Anyone who's heard the song isn't

>Exit Music (for a film)
>Isn't exiting anything
>Isn't for a film

epic thread!

>kid A
I was actually kid B so its a damn lie

delete this

(Me)
Underrated post

suck my averagely short dick

>In Limbo
>The song was completed and released

>OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
>TRUE LOVE WAITS
goddamn we waited and waited and then BOOM

Did you frfr reply to yourself about an "underrated post"? Fuck, if so, that's some depressing stuff friend-o

This guys never seen Romeo+Juliet

>Ful Stop
>Fades out
They can't keep getting away with it

oh shit, Sup Forums has a samefag detector?

>Hid A
>never tells you what he hid.

kek

if you aren't aware, that song actually was for a film but I think it was never used. It was romeo and juliet with leonardo dicaprio. My english teacher in high school told me that

>believing teachers
dont tell me, you think the earth is spherical too? :/

why don't you just samefag like a normal person

Normal people don't post on Sup Forums user

>these are my twisted words
>lyrics are not bent at all

>Optimistic
>it's actually pretty dark

wth Thommy boy

>Hunting Bears
>no recordings of bears being hunted, just a shitty distorted guitar riff and synth

>Desert Island Disk
>implying anyone would listen to this shit if they were stranded on an island

>Paranoid Android
My phone still has android 6.0

>(Nice Dream)
>actually a nightmare

>Climbing Up The Walls
there is no instruction on how to climb up the wall

>Pyramid Song
>not about pyramids

How does he keep getting away with it?

>Anyone Can Play Guitar
>lots of people can't play guitar

nigga pls

mind=blown

>paranoid android
>the android is actually depressed and suicidal due to his abnormally high intelligence

really gets the noggin joggin

Holy kek @ how true these are.

>bones
>i dont feel this shit in my bones because the song is trash

>king of limbs
more like king of SHIT dissapointing albums amirite

word

>the amazing sounds of orgy
>song doesn't contain any actual sounds from an orgy

XD

>Optimistic
>Actually pretty depressing

I dunno, Thom sounds like he's constantly on the verge of ejaculation in that song.

>nude
I still have (some of) my clothes on

>high and dry
I'm sober and wet

(Me)
I agree

kill yourself bud

Nice

>Enter the exterminator
>I still live