>A single banana or cucumber
>Adult diapers
>Condoms
>Hanna Montana DVD
A single banana or cucumber
Ian Jackson
Samuel Lewis
>Baby powder
>Duct tape
>Anal lube
>Condoms
>Gas mask
Nathan Anderson
>Kiddie princess dress
>Condoms
Hudson Collins
>Donuts
>Donut holes
>Glue
Jayden Edwards
> candles
>Large wooden star
Jacob Baker
>curly fries
>straightening iron
Zachary Cook
>Donut
>Donut Holes
>Gorilla Glue
Asher Hill
kek
Lucas Jackson
>a pack of frozen hot dogs
>anal lube
>Frozen
> coloring books
Joseph King
>a nigger
Nicholas Howard
Rat poison
Cake mix
"Sorry for your loss" card
2 half watermelons
Duct tape
Bleach
Ammonia
Misting fan
Sebastian White
Tofu
Activated almonds
Soy Milk
Kale
Bag of prawns
Jaxson Stewart
>Butter
>Latex Suit
>Rope
Benjamin Young
...
Noah Cruz
>Jello Cup
>Funnel
>Orange Cream Soda
>Motor Oil
>One of Those Little Motorized Vehicles That are
for Babies
>"House" Season 3 Box Set
>One Package of Pokémon XY Evolutions Playing Cards
>Bird's Eye Steamed Vegetables
William Hill
Zozzle
Adrian Robinson
>Baby formula
>Rat poison
>Ninja Blender
>Black garbage bags
Chase Torres
> lighter fluid
> military grade duct tape
> knife
> jar
> stain stick
Benjamin Sanders
Cordless angle grinder
Cable cutters
Pair of black pants and black hoodie
Chase Bell
>spaghetti
>hotdog buns
>condoms
>Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
>orange juice
>shampoo
Elijah Garcia
Oh, also you need to be black.
Gavin Lopez
>Condoms
>Tampons
>Whipped Cream
>Mouthwash
Jose Collins
WinRAR! Kek
Cooper Green
...
Easton Perry
>Baking soda
>Vinegar
>Condom
>Lube
>Jagermeister
Landon Edwards
>push cart up to register
>demand all the bags
>when they throw the bags in the cart look offended and demand they bag my bags
idk and then pull your dick out.
Brandon Edwards
>razor blades
>rat poison
>Halloween candy
Austin Richardson
that will get the cops on you instantly
Jason Kelly
>baby formula
>Whiskey
>Funnel
Zachary Anderson
Be Christmas Eve
>Milk
> Place-n-Bake Cookies
>Rat Poison
Ho Ho Ho!
Leo Walker
>Stuffed MLP doll
>Scissors
>Lube
>Fleshlite
Jonathan Cook
Scooby-Doo stuffed animal
Scissors
Condoms
Logan Brooks
16 items in the express lane. Works every time.
Brayden Jenkins
...
William Wilson
Not in Somalia!
Luke Russell
>many goldfish
>pack of martini swords
>fake money
Andrew Gray
Have a sick Friday on me go leak your ex gf or sister now at snap-leak-cf
Kevin Martin
>Robitussin
>Nyquil
>Delsym
>Insulin needles
>Cotton balls
Leo Murphy
Bonus points if under 18
Zachary Davis
>Sup Forums banana account
Charles Perez
>1/4 slice of watermelon
>1/4 slice of watermelon
>1/4 slice of watermelon
>1/4 slice of watermelon
>glue
Jacob Evans
>duct tape
>rope
>shovel
>lye
Lincoln Young
Something that's actually clever
Justin Diaz
kek
Carson Fisher
>4 sticks of butter
>1 container of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Return half hour later pissed off with container screaming, "What the fuck is this shit?!"
Julian White
zozzle
Hudson Edwards
>Envelopes
>blasting caps
>glitter
Jeremiah Russell
You can buy blasting caps at Walmart?
Angel Harris
I've bought that combination before. Just include some sunscreen
Eli Diaz
google /search?q=toy+gun+pop+caps&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=toy+gun+pop+caps+walmart
You can get those toy ones. I don't think you can get actual caps there, unless they have a really good hardware department.
Charles Morgan
You're the reason the customer service says "I'll be right back". Then never comes back
Thomas Cruz
What coffee shop sells glue?
>Welcome to Tim Hortons can I take your order
>Yeah do you sell glue
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Noah Wilson
Faggot
Charles Cook
...
Easton Smith
>rat poison
>Handle of rum
>2 2liter bottles of coke
>Condoms
Call cashier cute and ask if she'd like to go out for drinks after her shift just for good measure
Austin Ward
>Clorox
>ammonia
>Ziploc bags
>metal tipped umbrella
Hunter Rivera
>Duct tape
why ?