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Is Jon a deserter? - edition

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Azor Jon

Why was Nedd such a bumbling oaf?

Azor Isaac

Is Sansa supposed to be in the right in these? She gets the last word, after all.
"For all the nights to come". Edd was right

So did Ned kill these two women on the right??

Azor Cersei

they were both bran from the future

Reminder that Ned would be ashamed of all his kids, except for Rickon.

>only two from this pic remain

Wed, Bed, Get Pegged, Behead

No, one of them lives in the household of house Dayne in Dorne.

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Well those bed sheets are going in the fucking trash.

>implying Ned wouldn't be ashamed of Rickon for being captured
>implying Ned wouldn't be ashamed of Rickon for failing to dodge Ramsay's arrow

Why did Jon kill his mom?

why do you always post the correct order

Bran should have told him to zigzag

my first time posting this, senpai

>They kill nearly everyone. Progress doesn't happen when you have say 1,000 villagers at the start of winter and say only 50 survive.

with these conditions civilization itself would be unsustainable

>Bran hasn't mourned Summer or Hodor at all
JUST

bran warged into rickon and made him run straight

So there would be mystery surrounding his true parentage. Also something something dragonblood + stark is bad for you....

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Press F to pay respects.

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Giant Ice Spiders when?

G

Where on Westeros are the Hound and the BWB in the show?

The river near the Twins?

Does Bran even care about anyone that died helping him (Jojen, Three Eyed Raven, Leaf, Hodor, Summer)?

Who has the biggest wing-wang in all of ASOIAF?

My bet's on Pod

>implying he didn't
RUN ZIG ZAG TO JON
RIG ZAG TO JON
RIGAG TOJON
RIGTOJON
RIGTON
RICKON

are you guys making any banners for when its Sup Forums's turn?

Nigga, Bran shot the arrows, he got hit by the arrows, he told the army to charge, he was the army.

Nigga got so much power he could be any and all of the characters at the same time.

>tfw his real beard still isn't as dense as this drawn one.

Jon is actually the first.

He's not the first valyrian/first man though, and apparently that's spooky hoojooville tier

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That is a fine picture of Marcus there.

Jon is a deserting cunt who should be beheaded.

Bran is a heartless god

Look at that jaw, if his cock is half as magnificent as that no one outshines him.

>jk it's hodor

Reminder that he is doing his duty as a member of the Night's Watch.

>"I did it Jon. I finally won George RR Martin's Game of Thrones™"

I imagine Nikolaj's pecker is about average. Large penises are disgusting though.

Walder Frey's, followed closely by Euron Greyjoy. Then Hodor.

Lady Sansa asked you a question

Wasn't Bloodraven Targ/Blackwood? Aren't they First Men descendants?

>watch this scene
>facial hair changes between shots

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Ros says Pod's isn't particularly impressive, he just knows how to use it.

I reckon it's Jon and Tormund was just jealous so made it sound like it was tiny.

Is that why he goes through so many wives then?

Reminder that evil people are associated with ravens and good people are associated with horses.

Kek

If CPR brings you back, you weren't completely dead. If magic that revives the dead brings you back after you've been murdered, then you were completely dead.

dothraki confirmed for the lords chosen

No, Walder's wives just get too old so he divorces them and marries a younger one

Yeah, he fucking destroys them. He can't even move without assistance but his Big Walder is enough that women still jump on it to give him bastards.

what about ser strong?

They pledge their life and honor to the Night's Watch, but they also say that their watch ends at their death. It is open to interpretation, but due to Jon's actions and sacrifices, I'd say that he had earned the interpretation of his watch ending upon his death.

>I reckon it's Jon and Tormund was just jealous so made it sound like it was tiny.

Jon, pls

Wed Sansa
Bed Maisie
Get Pegged by Margaery
Behead Egret

all of brans capacity to feel emotions got fried when he warged into hodor. prove me wrong. last time he ever showed emotions was in pic related. RIP brans conscience

He was revived with magic that brings you back after you've been murdered, so I'm pretty sure I answered your stupid question.

>Ygritte
>Regret
Is GRRM a genius?

>magic

>Jon's actions and sacrifices
Oh no! Jon is expected to keep to his vows like literally every other brother of the Nights Watch has been expected to for the last so many thousands of years!

Prove me wrong.

SEPT OF BAELOR IS GONNA BLOW
SEPTAELOR GONBLOW
SEPTOR GLOW
SEPTROW
SPTROW
SPROW
SPARROW

it was technology

Bran is too great for human emotions.

>They actually spent two seasons on Arya fucking around in Braavos

The things coming are far more important than some age old vows at some shitty old castle on the wall. He'd be doing no good just sitting there in the cold, he needs to assemble an army. Is he a deserter? Maybe, but does it matter? He knows things that other people dont.

How many episodes into Season 7 will he return to BTFO Cersei?

>the author of ASoIaF.png


Does this mean Bran is every POV character?

Qyburn studied necromancy, not technomancy.

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Qyburn

Suck it, sperglord.

its the burden of being God

Reminder that Rhaegar Targaryean (Waters) was actually the son of a Bonifer Hasty. That's why the mad king went mad, this was a cucking of galactic proportions.

Reminder that Viserys was little more than a child when Dany's 'moon and stars' brutally murdered him.

Never

He's not even ashes now

He's nothing

LITERALLY blown the fuck out.

>they actually spent three seasons on Dany fucking around in Meereen

Lord Stark.

but what if qyburn reanimates the ashes

oh.

technology wouldve been more interesting

>implying the Seven didn't ascend him to the heavens

>they spent two books and counting on Dany fucking around in Meereen

>They actually spent six seasons on Dany fucking around on Essos in a plot barely tangential to that of every other character

why did they have to make this guy such an unlikable, one-dimensional cunt?

DAYNE?

Lord Handsome

>he actually believes in the Seven

>Viserys sold his boipussy so Dany could eat
>Was murdered for it.

>bran is ned
>bran is cat
>bran is arya, sansa and bran
>bran is tyrion
>bran is jaime
>bran is cersei
>bran had sex with bran to give birth to bran and sought revenge against bran after bran pushed bran out of a window and crippled him for seeing bran have sex with bran but blamed bran for conspiring to murder bran when really it was bran all along

You're stuck with necromancy and we're stuck with you, so everyone loses

But he's even more of an unlikable one-dimensional cunt in the books

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in the show it's technology

>giving birth to bran

you could almost say that he is raisin' bran

>hating on based Viserys

Yep. Hence spooky hoojoo

With timetravel and mind control, you can do quite a lot.

>rewatching season 1
>literally half the scenes are dany scenes
>they're all boring as fuck

Who the fuck thought this cunt was an interesting character

No it isn't.