NZ / New Zealand Thread

NZ / New Zealand Thread

Countdown to the new year edition.

Don't tell me all you normalfaggots are out partying

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>implying Dunedin friendship crew isn't getting skunk face at mine

Can confirm. Some of us are drunker than others

nah mane, drinking alone deciding if i should an hero or not

At least wait till 2017 user so I'm not alone ;_;

>captcha: select all fireworks
>pic related

Why are IDs even gone?

Sitting alone thanks to not wanting to drink like 8- 10 beers in a row.
Literally everyone I know under 30 has been drinking since about 4pm.

No alcoholism here lads kek

first new years alone and sober. its actually kinda nice.

I'm already on 4 and have 5 left.

I probably should have planned.

Being broke sucks dick, oh well at least I had a pretty good christmas consisting of 2 boxes, 1 bottle of Jack Daniels and 2 tins.

alone and sober in welly - its fucken grand

got some 151 proof rum probs just going sit alone and attempt to ingest it.

>Being social on nye

Nelsonfag here less then two hours til I kill myself.
How do you think I should do it?
I was thinking of hacking my hand off with a knife.
It'l be painful, bloody, impressive and mayne even a little symbolic.

don't care the method at least cam it

stay awake to death

livestream it

Anyone selling in Tauranga?

Nigs if you were actually serious you'd have planned it, that's suicide 101

worst suicide of 2017

Love homies.

hey who dunedin here

cut throat with blunt knife, make sure you stream user!!

Oh good we're back to (you)'s instead of god damn ...'s

>why are (you)'s even back?

could always go with a classic

sittin here alone at home :DD kill me now

don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve? a lot of horny whores of your city: ww.vg/pIS7

Enjoy your 3-day vacation, Bot-kun.

Also thanks for the bump you automated faggot

>tfw couldn't even get a hook up on grindr except for some crusty 50yo
>considered it

Greetings from across the ditch in Australia

Here fam. We going to the octy later

where you at ausbro

Plans for New Years bro?

I don't even have the old fellas message me on grindr.

Maybe I just look way too tough haha.

SA

Just drinking at home, bro! You?

Same here. I burned out on Christmas so a bit low on cash. Bit over an hour to go

eating chicken curry in wellington

the curry is good

Yet another user, alone and sober over new years, fucking yay.......

Why are you all sober? How is it possible that you're all more broke than me?

Sober because no one is selling any weed, not really one for alcohol unless it's spirits which I can't afford, and aside from the codiene I took earlier which don't seem to have worked I have no other methods of being intoxicated

I love you all, I loved this year.

Why?

don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve? a lot of horny AU and NZ girls of your city on ww.vg/pIS7

this thread is going to die before 2017 isn't it?

;_;

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

because its been the most interesting year for me since 2001 I fukin loved it b/ro and love my nzg fags here too

I don't even know why I bother, no one cares

I'm gonna go have a sad cum and cry myself to sleep, later anons

gn bro

night dude

good night sweet prince

Have a good one guys.

See you guys in 2017! Looks like the ship is going to go down before the years end

wot

fkn lesbian

Stay strong lads

...

TFW friend gets too smashed and you have to babysit him instead of doing what you planned originally

>having friends
>complaining

It's 2017 wop de do.

i love new zealand

happy 2-17

I hate you.

Happy New Year bros!

Happy New Years, faggots.

It can only go up from here right?

>implying

fucking tell me about it, was planning on getting toasted and watch john mayers where the light is tour in 1080p

I know its just any other day but I still feel like shit that all my mates are out and I'm by my fucking self.

nah you're with your real friends

They're not what they're cracked up to be, wish o didn't have them sometimes. Life was more likely when I didn't have any but it was a hell of a lot less stressful

Cheers

Well that was uneventful.

Night

It's not the new year yet mate.

>1st January, 2017, 12:30am

maybe not for burgers

My bad, forgot kiwi's existed. Happy new year from roo land

I think you miscounted the stars on your way in mate

I just love being on the internet in bed

typical sub standard celebration in true kiwi fashion.

happy new years to all you evil bastards.

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>Christchurch
>New computer no picture

Here's to another shitty year to come.

good to see you're still here based aussiebro

...

thats me waking up, every day

>tfw im 20 and looking angrily through the blinds at my middle aged neighbours huge loud party thats spilling on to my lawn.

what the fuck went wrong

wow, that was pretty fucking mediocre

>tfw other countries actually have good new years parties

I'm alone in a room, depressed and lonely and not giving a single fuck about the new year.

And how are you, OP?

>implying Dunedin in its entirety isn't passed out from too much drinking

want me to zuk yer dik?

I don't do German guys, or any guys for that matter.

Alone and sober on NYE, already in bed. You know, I said on here last year that this year was going to be better but it was actually worse than the year before. I wonder if this is the bottom of the barrel, or maybe 2017 is the year I get burned up in a firey car crash.

My year was better but not in the forever alone or crippling depression departments, so I understand your pain, user.

>I wonder if this is the bottom of the barrel

thing can (and often will) always get worse.

you're on Sup Forums at 1:30 am on New years, you of all people should know that

yeah my year was shit too user.

Trying to reflect on it but literally nothing happened.

One more beer and It'll be bed for me too

goals for 2017 faggots

mine:
>start working out
>get a job
>get a gf

Those have been my goals forever. I got an unpaid job, if that counts (no, it's volunteer work) and it keeps me so busy that I can't even find time to work out (nor can I afford a gym membership any more).

The gf thing is never gonna happen though. I'm going to die alone...

cant you list your volunteer work as work experience when applying for a job

>tfw dont even have that to put on my CV
>tfw dont even know how to make a CV because I have no life skills
>tfw perma virgin living with his mum
>tfw only been outside once in the last 4 weeks
>tfw think about killing myself all the time but too pussy to go through with it

> Feed my cat at some point

It's not volunteer work but yes, it's on my CV.

Fuck, I forgot to do that tonight. Better go do that now, at almost 2am.

>get a job
>get A's

same as every other year never complete them though

>tfw since we dont have guns we cant even do the beta uprising exit like the american anons

I watched Moana today with my son. It's a fucking good movie. Everyone in New Zealand should watch it, even if you're super racist. We all know about Maui. The songs are amazing, the story is awesome, it's funny as.

Yeah I've been meaning to check it out. Thanks for the reassurance!

I've also heard it's completely devoid of SJW cancer

Nothing SJW about it, unless you consider the fact that nobody is not white as part of SJW propaganda.

No love interest. No talking animals. Lewd-ish jokes. It's top form from Disney.

Also The Rock fucking singing and killing it!

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