So what can I get for you, user?

So what can I get for you, user?

Your mum XD

Jaeger...straight jaeger in a beer glass

Do you want ice with that mother?

>in a beer glass
>being this young

Wild Turkey, neat.

martini. as filthy as your mum, m8

White Russian for me good man

Something from Islay or Jura, if you've got it.

Here you go sir

My personal fav

dubs with a side of trips

Certainly my good man, let me know how it tastes.

Skittles and beef stroganoff

>Don't know how to รค
How stupid can you be?

looks kind of sloppy

Boom. Had to go into the secret stash.

you ask the impossible user, I cannot serve that

fucking kek

cuba libre and a line of coke

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Excellent choice my good man