What would you boys do if you saw me snowboarding? :)

what would you boys do if you saw me snowboarding? :)

At a push I'd build a snowman with you and my girlfriend.

Fuck you in the snow.

Offfer you my jacket of course. Don't want you getting cold out there.

>Achievement unlocked: Perfect Gentleman

Push you into a snowbank so you die of hypothermia.

Ignorant bitch, ain't got time for hoes when you're shredding.

Jesus girl dont you get cold?

Beg your pardon,could I trouble you to ask for a timestamp?

Feel sad for a moment about your anorexia. I don't category about you, but a family friend of mine died this year from complications from anorexia and I'm still down about it.

Get help!

Tits or ftfo

This
Plus this
And I just want to say most likely I would watch you fall down a lot

Your pic made me lol.

Give you a bowl of eggs

>See you
>Face palm
>Go on about my day

Poor nutrition is one thing. Put a godamn jacket on thiught. I'm sure you've shown ebough cries for attention.

That broad, muscular shoulder
fuck you look like a man.

I'd ski up to you and tell you that it's against our slope rules to let any patrons outside without a jacket.
You could get frostbite and we'd take a huge hit on the insurance if we didn't insure the safety of our patrons.
If you can't get a jacket you'll have to stay inside the lodge until personnel or someone you know can acquire one for you. Here's a ticket for a complementary hot cocoa while you wait, you can use the payphone at the lodge. Thanks. Please don't do it again and remember to stay safe on the slopes and pay attention to which side you're on..

I'd tell you to put a damn jacket on

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Id skoff at the snowboard peasant that cannot even afford clothes as i enjoy life in the skiing master race! Look at how foolish you are! You couldnt afford clothes and you could only afford one ski! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Her jacket is hanging up behind her.

If she approached me, I might one-night-stand her. In general though, I'd just roll my eyes at sluttiness gone too far. Never date girls that slutty.

dont be rude you guys..

Which side you're on?

Jesus H Christ!How many times will she pass out drunk before she's done with that?

>actually just lemonade

Well I've been thirsty as fuck for the last month, and I'm looking for a nice porn thread on Sup Forums right now so if I saw you right now you're getting fucked. I don't know if you'd enjoy it, probably not. If you don't consent at least it won't be a big thing when I dump a fat load in you.

Don't care if it's not you in the picture. I would do the same thing to a slightly effeminate man at current time.

Wow she is so small!

>"One night stand her"
>"...roll my eyes at sluttiness..."
>"...never date girls that..."
Yeah okay supreme gentlemen we all just know how ladys be throwing themselves into your classy protective arms.

seriously stop it you guys!

my hairy ass, just lemonade

What? Stop guys? Really? You know damn well where you are.
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Carry on skiing and hope you don't fucking start fucking up the slope and cutting me off like most snowboarders

Be confused and mildly aroused

I would think to myself "oh look, a girl in a bikini. that is quite unexpected given our current circumstance. she is attractive". Then I would continue about my day skiing.

Happy new years eve from me...go fuck your ex gf tonight or even your sister with this tool i found....use it before it gets patched lol and have a banging 2017 - snap-leak-cf

Wonder how the fuck I got to the mountains.

can't be helped when your faggot ass takes up the entire run with your faggot ass back and forth shit. faggot.

oh wait, i don't snowboard the groom like a typical ski pleb. faggot

I'd fucking out-shred you and knock you into a snowbank and kek as you die of hypothermia for being a roastie who can't even shred