"How are you celebrating new years user?"

"How are you celebrating new years user?"

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"Why aren't you on your computer, user?"

"Cocain, Weed and a ton of alcohol, chilling with a few friends"

Volunteered to work a 12 hour overnight shift to avoid my family obligations

alone in my apartment.

Krokodil, some firecrackers and chilling with friends.

Working all fucking weekend.

Legitimately thinking of killing myself sometime this year...

how? I suggest jumping front of train.

>catch ride to parent's home for prime rib, have a few drinks with, light some fireworks
>walk to bar for more drinks
>walk to park by the lake where the city does firework displays, drink and watch fireworks
>fight urge to walk into the lake
>walk home and drink until sleep
>blanks i ordered got lost in transit so i don't get to magdump wildly in the air like sand nigger at midnight

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Nah that's shit, don't do something that'll damage innocent bystanders.

it's the easiest way if you are scared of hanging yourself.

It might be upsetting but you aren't going to give them PTSD or something.
You millennials need to grow a spine and get over the fact that if you ever want to get ahead it's going to be at someone's expense no matter what.

Cleaning the toilets there must be hard work, I almost feel sorry for you

Fucking my ex girlfriend while her boyfriend is two states away in California and he doesn't know.

Stuck at in-laws since Christmas / Boxing Day because of bad road conditions. Will have appetizers (mini-quiche, chicken wings, cheese, etc) and drink beer+wine. Wife can't drink cause she's pregnant. We will probably watch Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve.

I have to chanche to stay alone...guess I'll take it, despite some invites, these invites will stop coming tho if I embrace my loneliness...

Too bad we don't clean toilets. We have the local nationals do it, so..

So, if you saw someone jump in front of a train you wouldn't be the least bit freaked out about it?

>You millennials need to grow a spine...if you ever want to get ahead it's going to be at someone's expense

This argument is asinine, how does it pertain to watching someone commit suicide in a brutal way, such as jumping in front of a train?

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getting fucked up with gf and friends

Of course I would, I said as much didn't I?
You said he shouldn't kill himself with a train because it might hurt the feelings of bystanders.

I worked with train drivers and this would fuck some of them up. It's nothing to do with being a millennial, if you're forced to splatter some dude it'll have its effects regardless of age.

Mostly sitting in my flat all alone playing videogames and listening to shitty techno but some guy who lives in the flat across from me agreed to go into the garden and fuck around with some sparklers

They sound
W E A K
E
A
K

Wow, you guys sound like total pieces of shit, have fun with that, I hope your little brother gets addicted to heroine or something.

Idk I feel like it wouldnt bother me that much. I mean I'd prefer not to splatter a guy, but I can't imagine it would affect me.

alone. On the computer. Like you. like the guy above me. Like everyone on this god forsaken website.

classic new years

plus I'll probably masturbate

With my gf at a girl's place who has a fear of guys (because raped) but still invited me (we barely know eachother), and some of her friends I don't know.

homo

>"getting drunk on the best whisky I can afford, alone in my room"

I always imagined that the best way to go would be to skydive, strip naked while in freefall, and go into a nosedive aiming for someone.
But if I actually do it I will probably just do a snap-neck hanging off the train bridge or something.

In commemoration of your deep insights, I will light one just for you

>joins military
>complains about working new years
You've only got yourself to blame you mongrel. Have fun slaving for a government you'll never have any power over.

>says the guy who pays taxes

Rape her

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I could kidnap a 12 year old girl, blackmail her into fucking me, and then give her a shotgun and force her to blow my fucking brains out.
That was actually a dream I had once.

>wat is VAT

drinking alone and messaging a fuck buddy on facebook while masturbating to Moana R34.

It's already 2017 in New Zealand so happy new year, faggots.

getting drunk at home, by myself

If my dad won't be in town tonight, I'll probably drive out to the closest lake alone, listen to music, and chill.

I enjoy my alone time, and I can't ever really daydream and think around other people.

Probably staying home with my family and maybe after going to meet up with friends to blow up cat anus or something

I probably won't get any attention, R.I.P.

jacking off cold and alone

Staying home and watching my dog because fireworks and cunt neighbours.

>dubs of truth
Only possible action

Don't forget a bottle of acetaminophen for guaranteed liver failure.

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faggot you're in the armed forces get over it.

holy fuck go bitch to the guy who is 20+ years in who can't remember what a holiday with his family really feels like.

Also,
>navy
>ever

Probably alone at home because I'm ill, but if I feel better I'll be spending it at my friends getting drunk in a hot tub. Tomorrow I'll eat with family or sleep, again depending on how I feel.

Flew down to Vegas with my two best friends. We've been here 26 hours and the times are good.

Which hotel?

why should you care about others if you are dead?

Fuckin non-rates

T-thanks for the you......?

My little brother is having a party at the house, so I have to choose between sitting at my room playing gta and listening to retarded drunk people, or go get drunk myself. Think i'm gonna do that even tho i'm kinda tired of partying. Come to think of it i'm pretty tired of everything.

A nice one on the strip ;)

kill, marry, kill, ???, kill, kill, fuck?, kill, double kill, fuck

Nice. Stayed at the MGM last time I was there.

Alone because I have no friends

CUTE

You wouldn't fuck the baby? What kind of degenerate are you?

Fucking kill someone at the party, if not someone, yourself, fucking hang yourself where someone would find you. I would.

I've actually never been here before this trip and I've met a lot of cool people and made a bit of money so I'm pretty happy. You ever been here for NYE?

Literally all my posts this year have been dubs. Also it's 2017 for me already. If this post isn't duns or better I will masturbate to trap porn.

Like this right now. I'll be banging one of them for sure in about an hour or 2. You're all Losers. Kill yourselves.

sure mate

I wish I spent it alone, I really do.

Apparently this year people had to pay for fireworks. So my friends and I had to walk to the public vantage points.
We all had booze we were excited to drink, since it's new year's. But every spot is alcohol free.
After we decided to leave,it took is fucking 2 hours on a train to get home. Midnight was about 3/4 into the trip.
Now we are all sitting around in silence wondering why we even bothered trying to have a nice time.
Fuck cities and Fuck new years

Right mate. Just do a google search of that image. Enjoy your pathetic lonely NYE though

bl chief i already fucked all of them and infected them with aids

Kys faggot you can't handle it u NEET VIRGIN BOIII

>kys
>BOIII

That's a common image on Sup Forums for, "oh hey user, I didn't know you were home, we were just X, do you want to try?"

Who would actually arrange their couches like that?

females

>But every spot is alcohol free.
Drink anyway? What's going to happen?

fines im guessing

Twilight Zone marathon. Because I'm an incredible faggot

I used to take duty for 200$. Holidays $300. Niggas paid me in the barracks well. But we're Marines not fudge packing floating seamen skins.

I'm never gonna kill myself without trying to shake up my life first. Take up a major fucking loan and just hop on a train to brazil or something and live like a king and see what happens.

Wanking then going sleep

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I'm going to stay up all night smoking crack and masturbating to this

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My girlfriend is going to come over, we'll give each other our Christmas gifts(she's spending the night, but Idk how that'll go) and Idk about the rest, seeing as how she's pissed off at me for almost cheating, due to hypomania
But whatever, it's fine, I'll just relax until she's here

MODS

Sharing this couch with 2 of my cousins friends, plus her autismo cat that seems to have some kind of learning disability, it's a fucking retarded specimen

M O D S

Celebrating it with my girl and my friends at a house party, gonna call my parents afterwards.

what is the issue with your skin? also dude walking around without a jawline/chin like that looks brutal sorry about working new years

Family and friends coming over to get fucked up at my in home bar and theatre room.

Creepshots?

Going to be difficult (hair on pic is myself), one is doing whatever in the bathroom, two are cooking up booze and the fourth one isn'5 coming until in 1.5 hours

Going to spend most of it alone after I cook myself a nice meal and take a nice long post workout bath.

A girl I'm fucking might come over when she gets bored of her friends.

>spent the whole week house partying and going to the best bars I know so I could enjoy this nice quiet evening

You WISH you had it this good.

I do have it this good.

Whether YOU believe it or not is your issue.