To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
He is living Sup Forums dream life. So jelly of him.
Gabriel Price
Well I guess I'll start
Dan "Force it Inside Her" Schneider
Nolan Powell
God among men.
Asher Morales
Dan "Onii-chan it hurts" Schneider
Adam Torres
>implying it isn't miranda making all these threads and touching herself to all the lurid fantasies people post in them.
Charles Watson
what's his name again
Sebastian Perez
...
Logan Lewis
Dan "I'll make her wider" Schneider
Luke Foster
>dat poor thing He can't keep getting away with it!
Owen Howard
...
Isaac Lopez
>The Hymen Divider Schneider
Henry Garcia
Any Nickelodeon insider here?
Jace Parker
I bet Dan jerked off hard to this scene.
Camden Hughes
>>Dan 'ram it inside her' Schneider
James Lee
I don't think so m8
Thomas Martin
Wow spencer really let himself go didnt he
Julian Moore
You're welcome faggots
Logan Torres
Who knows... A lot of PA's lurks here often. And they love to talk, knowing that nobody will never care about.
Xavier Mitchell
no fucking way
Brayden Lee
TFW no nudes of miranda >feelsbadman
Cooper Mitchell
Yeah my brother ;) I found it online 4 years ago
Benjamin Edwards
Is this just real life
Caleb Johnson
Thanks, lori. Saved
Justin Ramirez
I can feel your pain... We will never see her naked. So sad.
Carson Morris
Its shooped, just checked
Gabriel Roberts
Post OG if fake?
Luke Young
I bet he banged Miranda while Dan was watching.
Noah Nelson
Yeah
Henry Wright
Maybe if she was a talented actress, and not some washed up mediocre strumpet she wouldn't need to take the d to get some work
John Murphy
Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf
Isaiah Sanders
Everybody in Hollywood must pay the toll. At least, she did suck producer's dick to get a insane $180,000 paycheck. Believe it or not, she was very lucky.
Henry Barnes
fucking bots
Samuel Davis
>Unfortunately for Miranda her slutty movie debut is destined to be a flop, as this “The Intruders” movie looks horrendous. No one wants to watch 2 hours of some frumpy chick home alone wishfully playing out home invasion rape fantasies only to be consistently disappointed when the gang of Negroes she was hoping for keeps turning out to be a homoqueer former Abercrombie model contracted to fix some leaking pipes.
That was a joke, yet so true.
Colton Peterson
THIS WAS A NICE THREAD
Samuel Wood
>ywn see leaked vids of defeated Miranda crying while giving Dan's cock a footjob
Wyatt Gray
nice copypasta faggot
Jayden Jones
Victim my arse, I'd suck a Dick for £180,000 Looking at him it probably only lasted 11 seconds anyway
Calm down, Miranda. We understand you; you fucked that fat bastard to get set for life. Shame about the nigthmares though.
Levi Anderson
Dan "If she's tight she's worth the fight" Schneider
James Anderson
>I will never have a nice dinner with Miranda and her lovely girl friends Why even life
Aiden Barnes
Fuck my dreams
Oliver Scott
Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf
Henry Collins
...
Benjamin Ramirez
is that a young fran dresher?
Nathaniel Watson
never forget
Thomas Nelson
Wut?
Jonathan Reed
fratbros don't call her the ghost for nothing lol
Adam Smith
>Miranda Cosgrove "icarly" >highest paid female child star of all time >highest paid child star under the age of 18 (2008 & 2009) >highest paid Nickelodeon star >highest paid non-basic cable actor (2009, 2010) >She was paid $180,000 per episode when she was sixteen
Found that. Jesus... What wise girl wouldn't jump at that chance? She is set for life thanks to Dan.
Gabriel Foster
I want to believe.
Brody Peterson
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
Blake Williams
Tell me she's okay, user.
Austin Sanchez
...
Ian Brooks
Dan "imma flop on her and jizz insider her" scneider
Liam Collins
Dan "Skeet Skeet Skeet on Adolescent Feet" Schneider
Oliver Wood
Just imagine how many horrible things she had to do to Dan Schneider to get it. Poor Miranda.
Andrew Phillips
Ah, the good old times. She was my waifu until the nigga happen.
Carter Richardson
>fantasies
Cameron Hughes
it's just a convincing fake noobs
Austin Morales
i love you user
Robert Long
What do you mean?
Liam Torres
don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve? a lot of sexy horny girls of your city on twitts.fr/u/07h1
Logan Jenkins
FUCKIN KEK
Sebastian Morales
when did he tweet this and what was it about?
Sebastian Thompson
>implying they're not a reality
Thomas Robinson
Miranda leaks when
Jack Morales
I'd take the bait lol. Elaborate. What do you know?
Lucas Ross
Dan ''business inside(he)r'' Schneider
Charles Edwards
probably about global warming or some gay shit
Samuel Parker
don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve? a lot of horny young girls of your city on twitts.fr/u/07h1
Caleb Robinson
I love slutty Miranda stories. Go on...
Julian Thomas
i'm not really serious, but I could totally see dan schneider as a rapist, there are tons of pedoes in hollywood.
Bentley Hernandez
Jokes aside, I bet Miranda lurks here. She is a dork like us.
Jace Ward
you're a fucking idiot
Brandon Barnes
Gona be a good nye fap Thanks!
Adrian Jenkins
KEK
Sebastian Collins
why?
Josiah Robinson
Welcome to the Hollywood dream.
Christian Rivera
You sound like you speak from experience.
Brayden Watson
Because child celebrities don't grow up to be dorks. Their PR managers tell them to act like dorks so nerdy babies can get boners for them.
Daniel Hill
"Dork"
How fucking queer are you?
Easton Powell
don't you wanna be alone on new year's eve?! a lot of horny girls of your city on twitts.fr/u/07h1
Brandon Sullivan
this
Jaxson Howard
>queer
Ryan Barnes
A lot of celebrities are weirdos. They spend a lot of time online because they love anonymity.
Juan Watson
Neck yourself.
Jonathan Lopez
go back to red.dit
Chase Phillips
Lmao
Kevin Murphy
I can see that being true. A chance to be like everyone else.
Christopher Nelson
Maybe not mentally, but who cares.
Wyatt Wright
...
Christian Lee
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Ryan Morgan
That's not how TV shows work, especially"G" rated ones. Implied nudity scenes are done with the actresses wearing something close to a flesh colored leotard. What do you think they just stand around naked for the entire cast and crew to see?
Landon Cruz
I heard there were photos leaked where some teen actress was sitting on his lap in underwear in a bathroom. Is there any truth to this?