how do i get a gf with my acne problem?
i have never kissed a girl or not even held hands with one. all my friends have girlfriends and they go out with them to the movies and shit and i just stay at home playing No Man's Sky.
how do i gf with my acne problem Sup Forums?
you don't
shoot yourself
stop consuming dairy
christ just start using proper treatment for it
Fuck me, thats some hardcore acne. i feel for ya brah, i realy do.
accutane
sudo apt-get install gf
start by going to a fucking dermatologist.
there are doctors for this shit ya know.
You have to get laid to start losing the acne. The more you cum the clearer you complexion will get.
go to the dermatologist (sp) , see if he can help
find a nice girl with acne or sorisis (sp)
believe me, knarly lookin chicks put out good
hydrochloric acid
problem is, your face gonne look like a warzone, even after puberty give up. I vote for a voilent suicide.
Don't worry about getting a gf, focus on yourself first dude. Go see a dermatologist, they'll help you clear the acne right up.
>playing No Man's Sky.
guess that sucks the most about your situation
I'm really sorry user. I've had it for nearly 6 years myself but not as bad as pic.
Go talk to your doc about accutane or other options brother. Wash your pillow case or sleep on a clean tshirt. Put some sudocream on it before bed
i feel you OP.
>how do i get a gf with my acne problem?
seems oddly specific.
wouldn't you rather get a girl with no acne at all?
I had Isotretenoin which I think is the British version of accutane. It nuked my acne but it did cause flaking skin, severe depression and regular bleeding noses. Acne has completely gone though.
kek
The neck beard is the icing on the cake lol.
How did your parents allow you to become a fucking pizza? They must've hated you.
Isn't accutane pretty hardcore?
Quit trying to find your after school special princess, who's 10/10 smoking hot. Because that shit aint gonna happen.
That being said I'm sure there is some girl in high school who is just as pimple faced, and lonely as you, who at this time probably looks like a train wreck, just like you, but in a few years will end up successful with a banging body, and smoking hot tits, and that bitch will remember your pimple faced high school love while she is sucking your cock.
Find a girl just like you, and never let her get away. When push comes to shove its all pink in the middle no matter what the outside looks like.
Dude I married the head of the cheer leading squad when I was 19. She shit out 4 kids, and now she looks like a fucking train wreck at 35
It's very simple.
Turn off the lights.
I don't think the glow from your monitor is going to cure it. Why don't you go see a fucking doctor or change your diet? It isn't that hard. What's more important to you? Being alone forever or not shoving pizza down your fat fucking face?
Rekt
lol gf with switch fetish
without acne and with 70 pounds less you'd probably look like Ben Affleck
Only for pussies. I took it back when nobody really knew the side effects. Depression for life, but there's more pills for that.
Eat better, wash daily, get some sun on that skin.
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Yep, I've got no evidence with this but I think it's affected my brain chemistry permanently, I've got a decent life in my opinion but I get really low, almost suicidal for seemingly no reason. I never remember feeling like this before I took it. But my skin is great.
I used to have really bad forehead acne when I had longer hair that actually laid down on my forehead. The hair adds a lot of grease to your skin. Get it cut short enough so that it doesn't lay on your forehead, and use a fresh towel on your pillow to sleep for a while; it helped me immensely.
How do you get a bf?
Go to a fucking dermatologist dude.
It looks like you fell on a pizza
except the pizza happened to have scabby pus leaking pepperoni instead
I can tell that you would be no prize even without all that acne.
DAMN SON YOU JUST GOT KEK'T
Or just tie your hair in a bun/tail depending on the length?
After quite some time your hair simply forms in direction it's being tugged at (in this case backwards) meaning even when the hair isn't tied it doesn't go onto forehead
Kek'd indeed
Work out, sweat, shower well.
I just took a photo with my phone OP to show you the sides of my face. I'm a fatass dude and had acne on my face resembling yours while I was in highschool and in my early 20s.
Still you can find a girl but it will be hard. I found a few women and had some relationships but I will not lie. Woman notice it BIG TIME. I had one woman who I dated for 11 months refuse to kiss me or even touch my cheeks.
I will say things that kept my acne from flairing up to horrid levels when I was younger Was.
1. Changing my bed sheets every week
2. Drinking a gallon of water a day
3. Showering once in the morning and again at night
4. Going out in the summer and getting a natural tan (This is just me personally since I am some mongrel worked for me to fade it down during those months but for lighter skinned folked it burned it up and got them red faced).
Still I know this could be a bait thread but those are somethings that helped with my acne.
See doctor
replying with pasta
Low down on carbs and jerking off (insulin and testosterone increase the amount of acnes)
Start exetcising mildly (like run half a mile or atleast walk a mile every day or every other day)
Start socialising (hit the bars, coffee shops whatever just go to places other people go aswell)
Get better clothes (chicks notice, they notice every little detail)
SHAVE
Learn some good jokes to start up conversations with girls (the creepy vibes are at it's lowest when you are acting comedian)
Roacutan (Isotretinoína)
Lose some of that chub maybe even get a nice body, get a well paying job, get some self confidence and then you can sort out that acne problem. The source of your loneliness isn't your acne, stop kidding yourself my dude.
Accutane, dude. My best friend had to use it for a while and suffered with some side effects, but now all acne is gone and he's happily dating. Good luck and happy new year :D
Another photo just because...
Also OP some people here are recommending Accutane or the offbrand version. I took the stuff for 3 months and it killed my libido. I had most of my little pimpled go away and it was a bit of a confidence booster but since I am already depressed it only amplified those effects while giving me a hard time on popping wood.
I will say from personal experience it was a bad decision. Ever since then my sexual drive has been worn down. Just a little warning encase you want to do that. As you can tell it did nothing for my scarring.
If chicks notice every detail, as they are commonly said to, why are they not smarter?
accutane is the answer to the problem
yeah accutane makes you feel like shit whilst you're on it, but damn, you can't deny it's spot busting ability
it's worth it for how awful you feel
WTF
You gross motherfuckers need to get a chemical removal of those pimples.
yeah problem solved. on to next mystery
>stop eating dairy
>drink a hell of a lot more water
>change your sheets more often
>put a towel over your pillow when you sleep
>try doxycyclin, shit is like magic
>get a face soap with salasitic acid
In general improve your hygiene, I can tell by the picture that your hair is completely fucked which means you dont shower very often
Most of the zits in your picture are popped or inflamed, stop doing that shit it literally does nothing but leave scars, pimples go away in the same amount of time regardless of if they are popped
Go see a damn dermatologist, you have one of the most sever cases i've ever seen, that acutane shit does not work for a lot of people, for some it just makes them worse
Ask about an oral medication to take, there are a couple on the market which you could use
Go vegan and the acne will disapear.
Face was dry as hell. I had to potion face lotion on my checks because of it.
Still putting a gun up to my head and spending 20 minutes to warm up to beat off was not worth it. I was 22 when I took it and that was for 3 months when I was suppose to take it for 6.
Hell my dermatologist told me to go off of it and prescribed me Sulfametho something for a year and it did the same thing.
I still have linger effects with my libido. Just giving Op a fair warning about it.
Go to mexico/tj and buy some drugs for acne. Fixed me up when i was in your situation.
or just let a bunch of guys cum on your face. it's less gay
You could start by loosing the fucking fag-piercing.
ask about the oral medications you can take, most creams just irritate shit imo
I've been taking doxycyclin on and off for about 6 years now
takes about 2-4 weeks to kick in but once it does your acne starts dissapearing
Never got any dryness or anything
Sounds like a hippie, but you should make a diet based on friuts and vegetabels. No soft drinks, no pig meat and less bread. Also tea made out of ginger and lemon.
Look up apple cider vinegar as a cure for skin problems. And eat healthier dude
Continue to eat ground up animal dicks and ass faggot.
This. Also remove dairy
date a blind chick, then she can read what your face says in braile
stop being mean Sup Forums. try this op, worked wonders for me! best of luck!
The first thing you need to do is spend substantially less time on your computer.
I recommend going outside and jogging at least 1 mile, twice a day. Your body needs sunlight and to breath. I had the same problem as you and mine went away in the first 3 months of joining a soccer team when I was in high school.
As far as food, it is really important to avoid anything that comes in a box, vacuum sealed bag, or a can. This is probably the hardest step for many because they think it is too expensive, but the truth is, most people don't know how to cook. And refuse to learn.
Find some recipes you like online, buy associated fresh ingredients for recipe, and learn to cook. A good man will cook amazing dinners for his girl and they will be beyond impressed. A good rotisserie chicken with spinach Alfredo pasta and veggies is a sure fire evening in the sac.
nah, acne that bad isnt just by grease, it has to be mainly genetics.
Why would want a GF with your acne problem? She'd have zits on her tits.
>running 2 miles a day with no previous exercise
you're literally asking this kid to get shin splints or break his metatarsal
You can't just go and run 2 miles when you haven't exercised in years lmao
I had to take an antibiotic for eight month but its been totally gone since
hang in there, man. you've already got plenty of good things to put on your to-do list here. accutane, diet, exercise. if you don't like going out to meet ladies then try okcupid or shit like that. had several one night stands that way
That is irrelevant since we aren't talking about a definitive work out routine. It was a generalization. I'm telling him what he needs to work his way up to. And goals are important.
That is a lie, and I suspect you are trolling.
>this
fucking this
Underrated.kek
yeah cooking is fun. get good at it. girls love it. also, cook together to have a combined sense of accomplishment and teamwork that you can both immediately enjoy when finished. i love cooking, but my current kitchen is tiny as fuck
A female friend of mine did a 6 month course of Accutane when she was 17. She's 23 now, and hasn't been able to have an orgasm since she took it. Her libido is okay, but she just has barely any sensation.
Doctors don't tell you that the sexual side effects can last forever, and a lot of them are in complete denial about it for fear of malpractice suits. This kind of shit happens when you start interfering with your body's ability to produce and respond to hormones; especially testosterone.
Being vegan, in and of itself, probably isn't gay, its just that most people that are vegans, ARE gay.
Take a goddamn shower everyday. And use some fucking soap
So do you take any steps to treat it?
shit. never knew that about accutane. my friend struggled with side effects, but fortunately he tells me his libido is fine. glad i never had to use meds like that
do this all of you!
i would rather eat that
And this could begin to explain things
no true geek uses a debian based linux distro, come up with something better pleb
Does it have to be acne? Will meth mites suffice?
>this is the most disgusting thing I read
Would be the response
OP those are little spirit demons
you should go to the church often and confess your disgusting sins.
Haha he fell for the acutene meme
The truth is, most chicks are loaded with acne, although usually not this severe, but they have the advantage of being able to mask it with makeup.
the problem isn't the acne it's that you play trash like no man's sky.
lol i'm blessed with great metabolism and no acne, but i like yer fire
Noticing stuff doesn't require intelligence
A girl can see you havenice shoes and clothes, might even come to conclusion you are rich but that is as far as it goes
By dressing nicely they only notice you look normal and not off chart
>nothing to do with proper intelligence
Easy, get an even uglier gf.
I agree with the overall idea, especially the first sentence, but if one were to really notice EVERY detail, they would have to be a genius.
see a fucking doctor retard
dont you have fucking doctors where you live? what the actual fuck... im glad i live here.
Acutane. It is hardcore and has a lot of side effects, but they go away once you stop using it.
You need it man...
honestly accutane. it fucks your body up for a while but you literally will barely get acne again in your LIFE. I took it and my lips got so fucking dry and had one nosebleed a day. Also, dry eyes, dry skin and a weird rash. But now im off and back to normal. Haven't had a pimple in 4 months