Gib back königsberg, polan

gib back königsberg, polan

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>polan
Dumb amerifat.

>1/16th Prussian thinks the Germans want to reclaim any of their lost territory
>Meanwhile, in reality, when Americans play the German national anthem starting from the first stanza rather than the third, German tennis players literally cry about THE CURRENT YEAR
theguardian.com/sport/2017/feb/12/us-tennis-nazi-era-anthem-germany-fed-cup-match-deutschlandlied

Give Helgoland, Germany

fuck off britcuck
a deal is a deal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heligoland–Zanzibar_Treaty

We don't want it because it's full of r*ssians

gib back california merica

germany please give back pommerania

We always wanted to have our clay back.
I am sure Russia would be on board, the only thing we need is American support

>tfw you're in Breslau right now
>tfw the train I take to get to my uni starts at Dresden thus half of the passangers are german
>tfw actually like actuall germans

you have to go back.
no I dont want to share this cunt with fucking polacks and byldos.

>you have to go back.
>Breslau
>he doesn't know

EU was a mistake.
Build wall between poland and germany now.

>no I dont want to share this cunt with fucking polacks and byldos.
I understand how you feel, but it is our sacred duty to bring civilization to Poles
Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen

what civilization? All they would probably do is demand more gibmedats and be butthurt and play the victim all the time. Absolutely no thanks.

I know, Poles are very ungrateful and dont appreciate what Germans have done for them
Thats why they need the harsh yet benelovent hand of German leadership.
Maybe in a 100 years or so, we can let them vote, but right now, Poland is simply not ready fo democracy

don't listen to I want to Anschluss you if you know what I mean Polen

fuck off. Germany should never anschluss anything even fucking Austria. Everytime Germany did something that was catastrophically retarded was because these fucks.

That's not how you spell Kaliningrad

ahh we where allright after we Anschluss Österreich and annexed the Sudetenland.
The just make a deal with france and GB to give Krain, Posen and Westpreußen back, in return we dismiss all claims on Elsass-Lothringen and focus on the common enemy called communism. Perfect World.

gib back Bayern to the USA

rightful American clay

Austria-Hungary was pretty sexy too

yfw

we've even brainwashed Nippon

your days are NUMBERED

Bcё хyйня, вepтaй нaзaд.

Anschlussing Saarland worked out well.
Our days were numbered more than once before.

Germany did you not get the memo, you guys are a nation of cucks now. Eastern Europe will be liberating you from the Caliphate in 75 years.

How much damage can an IED do to a horse?

Saarland was taken over by the French after Germany could not repay them,the Germans just took it back Pre WW2

V A P O R I Z E D

We also took it back post-WW2.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saar_Treaty

It was part of Germany anyway,just a de-militarised zone
t.Took History in Secondary/High School

>Germany style democracy
Daily reminder that back in the day, while you were shitting in the fields and eating using your hands, we had toilets and used forks and knives.

Germany playing the wolf in the sheepskin again, get fucked.

>It was part of Germany anyway
No it wasn't, otherwise this treaty wouldn't have been signed.

German*, fuck i hate posting from my phone.

I think you might have misunderstood.I meant part of Germany post WW1 as a dmz,In pre-WW2 it got restored and then it got taken over for a while Post WW2

We were obviously talking about anschlussing Saarland post-WW2, so why even bring up things about ww1?

Anschluss means a political and economical union with another country,and Saarland is not a country

>Anschluss means a political and economical unio
No, Anschluss is the substantive derived of the word "anschließen" which means "to connect something to something else". Don't you go tell me what German words are supposed to mean, faggot.

Jesus,fine.No need to call me a faggot.

You are a faggot for thinking you know my language better than I do. Faggot.

Point is germany shouldnt exist as a country

If it's Russia - I'm ok

But don't even try to make it a part of Germany again

seriously, even don't think about it

or Germany won't exist at all

t. a polish nationalist from Russia

that's

and it's funny, because a girl for which I have sympathy now has a german heritage

Oh, come on, stop crying already, Poland. You shouldn't exist as well, you should be Russia.
Fuck off back to the east where you belong. Just because the soviets stole your land doesn't entitle you to squat on ours forever. We warned you about the Bolshewists, bro. We warned you about em.

What does knowing your language better than you do have to do with your sexual preference?

Lurk more, faggot.

>We warned you about the Bolshewists, bro
>Hitler literally started all the shit
>we warned you

Why are Germans so rude?When I went to Germany last year,I accidently bumped into some guy,and he kept on staring at my pants until I was out of his sight

>>Hitler literally started all the shit
Oh, not again.
Don't bump into people, is it that hard to do?

this is how your language sounds for us:

but your's even harder

youtube.com/watch?v=mKbQyROrm-Q

He was a slightly small guy,I did not see him.
Also,
>Claim you are the master-race
>Lose in both Major Wars that you fought in

German Music always has this weird one speed beat,electronic music and a guy narrating.

I don't find them as a masterrace because their language doesn't go from Rome

this isn't german

it's a roman language, the true language of Switzerland

Oh I see.But German music really has a lot of oddities in it.

some people in Kaliningrad are actual poles, but russifized

>Cowardly backstab your sovereign hand in hand with Russia and Austria
>Sperg out, cause the Polak pan been keepin us prussians down
>Take all the late PLC reforms and adopt them
>We stronk now
>Get your ass handed by napoleon with the help of poles
>Napoleon gets his ass handed to him
>Sperg out again and "unify" germany
>Dance over frances corpse, call it a victory
>Proceed to wreck europe twice
>Get ass handed again in the process
>2017
>Still trying hard to destroy europe
>We dindu nuffin we good boyz

Warned about bolsheviks
I think it was the other way round m8, war of 1920 never 4get.

Even Hitler had a hardon for Piłsudski about that victory. Doesnt change the fact that your sperging out in 1939 ended with half of europe and your country under soviet rule.

GG, Germany, this is why we cant have nice things, you've been fucking up europe since the roman times.

I think Germany can take the west Poland ONLY if 1) Poland still will have an exit to the Baltic sea 2) German will help Poland to conquer THE WHOLE Ukraine and Belarus (including Donbass)

what do you think

Never.
>Wanting lands full of ukrainians and russians
>Also, repeating history of the 12 and 13 century.
Fuck no, we know where that path leads.

As a big russophobe, I don't think that theese people are russians, because they are slavs, not finno-ugrics

the only one mistake which RP did - conquer the Moscow, because it's not even a slav city and never was

Last time you got your hands on it you tried to sink it.

poland should be kept off the map

>making a country between russia and germany
what the fuck was poland thinkign

Well, Bündnerromanisch does sound a lot like (Swiss) German, so this is not too surprising

is this what they teach you at Polish school?
Meanwhile, in real life, Germanic people brought christianity and civilization to the Poles

Hey bro, why cant we simply go back to the good old days and partition poland like this?

We can. And we will do this. Waiting for new Russian and German empires :^)

yes, if all the green will be Poland

please go and sit on that retarded helmet of yours

youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1u2Lz-II

It was actually Czechs.

based
russia and germany are the natural leaders of eastern european countries

>Poland is simply not ready fo democracy
We had democracy long before you did, and then you barbarians had to come and ruin it all, just like with Romans before.
Why do Germs hate democracy and freedom so much?

Russians are not even a slavs, they are muscovites

they should drop their ambitions and be under the polish and finnish rule

>Russians are not even a slavs

>elective kings
>meanwhile, most servs are treated like literal slaves
in a "polish democracy" you would be peasant slave of your local lord.
i know you think germans want to opress you, but we actually want to support normal people like you against authorian polish elite

aristocracy isn't democracy, liberum veto is retarded and elected monarchs are even more retarded. your contribution to the development of governments is showing everyone how you should not do it.

most of theese """slavs""" are like picreleated

a finn with a slavic language

also Russian isn't even true slav language

czechs are fellow holy romans

i dont trust poles. they are pretty evil. only reason why they didnt commit many warcrimes is that russia and germany protected the world from polish agression

>most of theese """slavs""" are like picreleated
>posted finno-ugrik scum

>also Russian isn't even true slav language
Aaaaand it does not mean anything
>a finn with a slavic language
I'm done

I'm not evil, I just want to see the fall of anglo America and Germany and the rise of France.

half of russians are finnougric, a very little procent is germanic/baltic

>half of russians are finnougric

individual poles are not evil. its the polish chauvinistic and xenophobic mentality that makes them evil.
i believe poles should live as protected minorities with special rights in russia and germany
but we must do anything in our power to prevent a souverign polish state

I am ukrainian Can i help you to kill jebani przekim

Isreal suckcs

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tdidZw6ofUg

Fuck poland you Will pay for your crims soon mother fucker !!!!

For Every dead ukrainian we Will kil 100 polacks

Post yfw germans emmigrate to Poland to work as carpenters because eastern Germany is poor as shit and no jobs

post yfw poles emigrate literally everywhere because poland is piss poor

post yfw dutchfag is butthurt

thank you for your help friend, but we dont wanna kill poles, we just wanna civilize them, so stuff like polish war crimes against ukraine wont happen again

a chuj cię żydowski kacapie

jeszcze Kijów będzie mówił tylko po polsku

We need to kill them now whan they are weak with out the ficking Wings polacks are weak American Dick suckers if we not gona Do it now its gona be to late and they Will grow there xazar jewish Wings back

Polacks are like the cartoon moj Mali jebani poni all there life riding on ponis

Till one day russia came and kill polish poni so polack stand on his feet so the germans cut his Wings so he Will Never fly
And the poni crash him with his back and this is how all polacks Die

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Why poles have so small heads?

not all germans are bad, Marcin Miller ma polskie nazwisko ale jest prawdziwym POLAKIEM

y мeня пpиплюcнyтый зaтылoк и cильнo выдeляeтcя пoдбopoдoк

*niemieckie

I'd take Odessa, too.

I don't have anything against it, take it

Can germans just take off their butthurt and leave poland in peace?