Why aren't you going to a new years party tonight, /b?

Why aren't you going to a new years party tonight, /b?

Too autistic for other people

>to young to drink (18)
>no one to go with
>live in rural area not many parties

Cry my eyes out.

People will be out partying and having fun, whilst I'm locked up in my home.

why go out when you can stay in and masturbate to JAV?

Grandma died, when my mother heard she had a heart attack... gonna just not other people for a while.

Im in my mid 30s and married, im going to bed at like 11 cause stupid shit like "A new year" means nothing to me anymore.

I don't like parties

Because everyone I know is socialising with people I loathe entirely. A shame, but each year's the same so no loss there.

House arrest.

you know "A New Year" is something you will live through *maybe* 80 times?

That makes it a pretty rare thing. Enjoy it.

>Someone else, finally

because the party is at my hosue

I am..in a basement..playing starcraft

Because my house is comfortable

A Korean basement? Then it's ok

HHAHAHhaa you fuckking faggot. I mean it.

Because I'm a loser

tonight is amateur night. all the dummies are out getting drunk and aiming their cars at other people

plus there's too many popos out tonight. don't need to get no DUI

ain't throwing a party here because i don't want a bunch of drunk faggots trashing my place

No. Canadian basement with my only 2 friends.

Because I prefer to be on my own.

Double kill!

old people are useless anyway. if i were dictator, i would euthanize all humans above 60 years, and retards.

>with my only 2 friends.

That's more than most of us will ever have; and they're probably close friends, too. Treasure then, user.

>ain't throwing a party here because i don't want a bunch of drunk faggots trashing my place

All your friends/family turn into drunk faggots? Awesome.

I am actually
it's probably going to suck but at least it's less depressing than celebrating it by myself

Because I have 2 kids and I work almost 80 hours a week.

So much this, three days a year I do not go out and drink. New Years, St Patrick's day, Fourth of July. The cops are always out in full force those nights, not worth it

>Treasure then, user
I do

lol poorfag

I've alienated myself over the last year. allowed my depression to take firm hold. I stopped reaching out and no one contacts me, so I'm doing nothing special. It's just another day for me, same with Christmas, thanksgiving, my birthday, and whatever else has happened in the last 7 months. Just individual days that mean nothing to me.

Because im a legitament alcoholic and need to hide for the evening.

When hosting a party IMO It's not a party until at least one person shows up that you the host do not know and did not extend an invitation to through a mutual friends request

because I'm imagining staying in bed fucking my cute Japanese girlfriend

instead i'm humping my pillow and crying, but that's okay

suicides are awkward in public

What he said.

i could be with your kids for free and you can have fun tonight, if it's alright?

If your single, tonight's a good night to possibly get laid! Single girls will be looking for a guy to kiss at midnight! And it helps that most get wasted! So go out to a bar or gathering and get lucky! Dressing up will help too!

If by partying you mean lines of coke and alcohol..I got plenty of that at home friendo

Pretty much. I won't deny it.

This hits very close to home.

You're stronger than most people because of what you've gone through, and will go through.

When the time is right, use that strength to help others.

I have zero friends.

BECAUSE I DONT ABIDE BY YOUR WHITE MALE CIS CONVENTIONS OF TIME LITERALLY EVERY SECOND IS RAPE

I am going, but only because I was asked to be there

I'd rather stay home and play videogames

Parties involve people.
I hate people.

I'm going to the International Spy Gala in DC tonight. Rented a tux and bought my wife a Jessica Rabbit dress. Hotel check-in is at 3, but we'll show up around 5.

I also have 2 kids. Life sucks.

>Why aren't you going to a new years party tonight, /b?
Don't want to get blown up, ran over, or gangraped by sandniggers.

I did this too. how old are you?

This ..

aaaaaayyyyy

Nope. Party has nothing to do with your (shit) choice of substances but rather the amount of people around you

I am its gonna be a rager!

you can just walk out of the house, you know.

But I am though.

...

But i'm going?!?

Lame

I don't have many friends, I'm quite inotrverted and generally don't like big crowds or parties. And I don't really care much for New Years because I don't drink, so it's kinda pointless going. Plus I'm a loser that likes science, so the idea of it being a New Year is a weird thing. Like, we've said "Ok, so at this exact moment the Earth is in this part of its orbit. That means an entire year has passed, so we're calling this January the 1st, even though for different countries the new year occurs at different times depending on the time zone."

Oh, I'm also obviously not much fun to be around. So yeah.

I'm actually going to a bon fire with an abundance of women... and 2 of them are fighting over me currently. Also have a hot girlfriend that is somewhere else this new years, so going to fuck her real good in a few hours when she's off work. Willing to bet both those sluts will end up sucking my ginger cock

Not much of a party without alcohol you edgy faggot.

I'd just get manipulated, ridculed and harassed like evry other time I'm anywhere near anyone else.
#rapture2017

ha get outta here normie

im gonna drink alone tho

I'll party with you! Come to my apartment. I live in Denmark, Aalborg. lol

Because i'm hosting the hugest faggotry of a new year's "party" on the fucking globe. I'm going to make hot cocoa with my uncle and have friends and relatives over.

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kekd more than I should have

>amount of people
>counting friends
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Haha losers why don't you work on your mental health and stop moping as our limited lives pass us by?

Looooooooooooooooooooooosers

I have work at 5am

Suck a grizzly bear's dick.

You gonna take care of a 4 yr old & a 1 yr old for me?

>Doesn't know what depression is.

Almost 30.

It's been a solid if uneventful run.

Except not solid. Pretty weak run actually, with no major accomplishments, nor loves nor flings, nor close friends or confidants of any measure.

you could say to your boss that your arm was ripped off due to firecracker accident.

i will

Sounds good to me
I fucking love cocoa on a cold night

Haha I've never even seen a grizzly bear

I've been clinically depressed for years of my life, people do beat it, you just have to stop being a pussy and work on it. Being depressed isn't bad on it's own, having this defeatist attitude about it s.

i could help ya out! i love kids.

Cool! Thanks user

Im 26 and my generation is retarded. I don't like being around them anymore. Plus i just broke up with my gf of 4 years and don't feel like talking to anyone about it because i know it'll come up.

New Years is kinda like Valentine's Day.

Desperate girls looking to be with a guy at midnight.

Always get approached if I'm at a bar or nye event by desperate single women. Unfortunately I'm usually in a relationship and don't take up thier offer.

Could use some help . I have no friends & my family sucks.

We call that "the reverse Carrie Fisher".

Got a bottle of gold strike and william lawson, beer and weed. going out with friends getting fucking smashed boys.

Have a good one lads!

doesn't it hurt, that it is a special, and fun day for everyone with family and/or friends. exsept for you? And becouse it hurt's. Doesn't that mean it is special to you two?
And becouse it hurt's

Damn. Right before New year's? What happened?

Because I'm pretty hung over, and noone invited me anyway. More time to experience my recurring existential crisis, I guess.
Got trashed yesterday though, with a friend who is the grill of my dreams, but am too betafag to actually tell her, even when drunk.

I am Sup Forums fucking incarnate.

Yeh wtf happened to you people?

I honestly think so too. I gave up drinking a few years ago because i always drink too much and it fucks me up mentally for a few days afterwards.
Plus, social anxiety so i hate clubs.

because I'm hosting one, faggot

>god tier house

>god tier wine

>pretty good tier friends

Because of Muslims and niggers.

Post a pic of her

I don't know why but I have the urge to help you. What is she doing tonight?

user's life is over

bet he never gets to fuck the wife either

Pardon? If you're asking if it sucks being alone on new years eve/day then sure, to some extent it sucks ass knowing everyone is having fun together. But then I'm old enough now that I've come to terms with the fact I'm a bit of a loner, and that's fine. I'm just going to play some games and chill.

are you sure it wasn't the other way around Carrie Jr.?

>tfw throwing a house party at my friend's house for NYE
>tfw my band is going to be playing music all night while our friends drink and party
>tfw practicing Auld Lang Syne for when the clock strikes midnight so I won't be forced into an awkward position where I have to kiss a girl I don't know.
>tfw my biggest wish for 2017 however is just to get a new gf

Fuck my life.

Only strongest and sharpest of minds do not get involved to such mass-hype like new year. Only weakest seek to please fellow being just to get that little bit of attention. Bunch of fucking faggots.

I'm going to 2, fag.