Sir, we've been receiving reports of illegal dubs in the area. I'm gonna need you to step out of your vehicle

Sir, we've been receiving reports of illegal dubs in the area. I'm gonna need you to step out of your vehicle.

>dubs get arrested
>trips get shot
>quads suicide bombs the police station

ALLAHU AKBAR

will post my ass for you to search if dubs

Fuck you no dubs here

#bluelivesmatter

I'm clean, officer :)

no dubs here occifer

ALLAHU DUBSBAR

what reasonable suspicion do you have that makes you think i'm carrying illegal dubz?

am i free to go?

Pls no

Inshaallah

lol

officer i hate niggers just like you

>flashlight taps on window
>roll it down
>tidal wave of dank smoke rolls out into cop's face
>He tells me to save him the trouble of searching the car and show him my dubs
>I pull these dubs out and take a hit right in front of him, full eye contact

I'm innocent

No dubs here you bloodclart

Fuck it.

wait im white

dubs get

*BANG BANG BANG*

This

fine bro, i have nothing to hide, can i go now?

Rolling

go fuck yourself officer

What about quints

Its a nigger

RIP based user

Don't mind me officer, just trying to go home

>gets quints
>becomes police chief and gets everyone on drugs

Fucking 1 away

My god...that was...so close

Rollll

Winrar

>"Sir, we've had some reports of illegal dubs, trips and quads in the area. Will you please step out of the vehicle for a strip-search?"
>"sorry officer, i'm on my way to the police station"
>speeds off
>"ALLUHA AKBAR! QUAD GET NIGGER!"

...

No dubs here.
I'll bend over and spread em if I get dubs or higher.

...

im just an ordinary african american

>>Gets shot

I'm not a sand nigger so I'll keep my insides on the inside, thank you, but quads don't happen every day so I will post my cock

HE'S GOT A GUN

u almost did faggot

suck it officer

what about quints you faggot

Any problem officer? just trying to get home

I don't got no dubz occifer

DEUS VULT!

i ain't got time for your bullshit officer. let me go

no dubs here mate

We just passed quints you ass tard

I just raped three minors and killed 2 females, no problem here officer

I'm sorry, officer

allah

>differentiates to specify the kills were female
>implies the rapes were male

Honestly officer I have never seen dubs in my life

Sir. We all know white people don't carry dubs.

what is this magic

Clitoris

*beep* This is officer user, I'm gonna need backup

Sir I am a law abiding Muslim

Fuck me...

america must pay for its sins

what you gonna do mofo?

were gonna need another unit

Me no english mister policia

TIME TO DIE!

Hands up don't shoot

*sigh* Listen fuckwit, am I being detained?

ALLAHU AKBAR

I'M LOW ON AMMO

Damn pigs

I ain't got shit! Din do nuffin!

No problem here officer

viva la revolucion!

...

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

ka-boom

Nothing to see here officer.

Yes.

roling for this

I'm curious about the reward for quads, always seems to do something in opposition to what the dubs and trips are trying to accomplish. Almost everyone who posts threads like this follow that same pattern.

Dindu nuffin

i ain't got no dubs

i have a concealed carry permit for these here dubs

make me

Well shit.

No

Here are my singles officer

NoOk yes

Hello sir, how can I help yo.. Wha what are you.. What the fuuuu

Kms

But free me from the shingles of singles

Nothing to see here, Officer.

i ain't got no dubs. these ain't mines...i'm just holdin' em for a friend

I have a license to carry these dubs, sir.

No dubs here officer

Another one arrested. Jails gonna get pretty full soon.

no sir

I really really like...
Ohwait.jpg
>citating cancer on get thread
Czech 'em

Snitches get stitches.