Sir, we've been receiving reports of illegal dubs in the area. I'm gonna need you to step out of your vehicle.
>dubs get arrested
>trips get shot
>quads suicide bombs the police station
Sir, we've been receiving reports of illegal dubs in the area. I'm gonna need you to step out of your vehicle.
>dubs get arrested
>trips get shot
>quads suicide bombs the police station
ALLAHU AKBAR
will post my ass for you to search if dubs
Fuck you no dubs here
#bluelivesmatter
I'm clean, officer :)
no dubs here occifer
ALLAHU DUBSBAR
what reasonable suspicion do you have that makes you think i'm carrying illegal dubz?
am i free to go?
Pls no
Inshaallah
lol
officer i hate niggers just like you
>flashlight taps on window
>roll it down
>tidal wave of dank smoke rolls out into cop's face
>He tells me to save him the trouble of searching the car and show him my dubs
>I pull these dubs out and take a hit right in front of him, full eye contact
I'm innocent
No dubs here you bloodclart
Fuck it.
wait im white
dubs get
*BANG BANG BANG*
This
fine bro, i have nothing to hide, can i go now?
Rolling
go fuck yourself officer
What about quints
Its a nigger
RIP based user
Don't mind me officer, just trying to go home
>gets quints
>becomes police chief and gets everyone on drugs
Fucking 1 away
My god...that was...so close
Rollll
Winrar
>"Sir, we've had some reports of illegal dubs, trips and quads in the area. Will you please step out of the vehicle for a strip-search?"
>"sorry officer, i'm on my way to the police station"
>speeds off
>"ALLUHA AKBAR! QUAD GET NIGGER!"
...
No dubs here.
I'll bend over and spread em if I get dubs or higher.
...
im just an ordinary african american
>>Gets shot
I'm not a sand nigger so I'll keep my insides on the inside, thank you, but quads don't happen every day so I will post my cock
HE'S GOT A GUN
u almost did faggot
suck it officer
what about quints you faggot
Any problem officer? just trying to get home
I don't got no dubz occifer
DEUS VULT!
i ain't got time for your bullshit officer. let me go
no dubs here mate
We just passed quints you ass tard
I just raped three minors and killed 2 females, no problem here officer
I'm sorry, officer
allah
>differentiates to specify the kills were female
>implies the rapes were male
Honestly officer I have never seen dubs in my life
Sir. We all know white people don't carry dubs.
what is this magic
Clitoris
*beep* This is officer user, I'm gonna need backup
Sir I am a law abiding Muslim
Fuck me...
america must pay for its sins
what you gonna do mofo?
were gonna need another unit
Me no english mister policia
TIME TO DIE!
Hands up don't shoot
*sigh* Listen fuckwit, am I being detained?
ALLAHU AKBAR
I'M LOW ON AMMO
Damn pigs
I ain't got shit! Din do nuffin!
No problem here officer
viva la revolucion!
...
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
ka-boom
Nothing to see here officer.
Yes.
roling for this
I'm curious about the reward for quads, always seems to do something in opposition to what the dubs and trips are trying to accomplish. Almost everyone who posts threads like this follow that same pattern.
Dindu nuffin
i ain't got no dubs
i have a concealed carry permit for these here dubs
make me
Well shit.
No
Here are my singles officer
NoOk yes
Hello sir, how can I help yo.. Wha what are you.. What the fuuuu
Kms
But free me from the shingles of singles
Nothing to see here, Officer.
i ain't got no dubs. these ain't mines...i'm just holdin' em for a friend
I have a license to carry these dubs, sir.
No dubs here officer
Another one arrested. Jails gonna get pretty full soon.
no sir
I really really like...
Ohwait.jpg
>citating cancer on get thread
Czech 'em
Snitches get stitches.