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girl coming over after flirting to celebrate new years "with a bang"
how do I make sure I wont get anxiety or flaccid? i'm a god damn 25y virg

Just do it, try and make it fun for the both of you, but as long as you stick your dick in her vag, then you're all good.
Good luck and happy new year user.

Step 1) Go on Craigslist/Kijij/call your dealer/find a black person. Buy viagra from them (claim you need it because you take E and viagra at the same time for parties; this is common for rave kids)

Step 2) Do not take the viagra yet, just jack off once before she comes over so you don't get nervous.

Step 3) Take the viagra.

Viagra will not give you a raging megaboner for 3 hours or any other shit you've heard. It'll just make it incredibly easy to get and maintain a boner if you're aroused by her.

If you cannot do this, you are the homosexuals.

two shots of vodka and one viagra

ignore the bullshit advice from the shut-ins and virgins.

1. Tease her

2. Eat the pussy til she cums

3. fuck her - if you cum too quick then eat the pussy again

4. fuck her again when you get a second wind

it's not rocket science

any tips on eating out?

Use your toung you fucking idiot

Alphabet trick. And for god sakes don't go straight to the clit.

make lawnmower noises

Sure.

Dont go straight for the clit. work on her thighs and hips first. use your hads on the parts of her you're not using your mouth on.

lick her pussy lips and generally tease her. When you do go for the clit with your tongue find a rhyme and pattern she enjoys ( pay attention to her reactions)

when she is good and wet , finger fuck her while you eat the pussy. her gspot is a "bump" on the inside of her pussy. you'll find it easy if you push your fingers in and make a 'come here' gesture. its against the wall of her pussy about 3 inches in.

combine eating the pussy with this and adjust speed/intensity to her reaction. also, enjoy it - she will notice.

I never understood the jack off before the date meme. Wouldn't doing that kill his desire to spend time with the girl leaving him unableto perform anyway?

this

just pretend its your mom, i'm sure you'll perform lel

Thats my fucking sex life. It works.

It's so you won't be anxious.

It's the same as not starving yourself before going to eat so won't just be stuffing your face.

You will fuck it up OP. I had 4 years 1 month without sex and 1 week ago I finally fucked a girl and came in literally 10 seconds. It was so fucking humillating but I kinda expected it.

Also my first time was the same failure. You will fail as well.

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The trick isn't not to get flaccid, it's to laugh it off and keep having a good time. soft dick? give her some good hard fingers or eat that pussy like like it's your favorite dish! Happens to me all the time with me and my girl and it's not a big deal if you don't make it one man.
Remember, wrap your tool! babies and stds are the real mood killers.

Choose a restaurant with some class, but not overly expensive. You don't want to look like a cheapskate at Applebee's ordering 2 for $10 entrees, but you don't want to look like a desperate faillord who would throw all he's got at a first date.

I know what you meant, but began answering this way so I finished.

This andAfter you find the right spot, start moving your tongue in the shape of each letter of the alphabet, or do numbers from 1 to 10. Go slowly, eat and kiss, then do more letters, just go slowly and feel her body react. Youll know what to do after a qhile. Best of lcuk op.

happy new years & nice trips

With a bang ey ;)

Dont have more than 2 whiskeys pop a viagra

champagne, is the answer.
1 Bottle is all you need. Dont try to be mister cool and drink a lot you will suck. but you want enough to take the edge off. Perrier-Jouët is my go to champagne for quality, dont buy cooks or andre bullshit. Go big and get a good bottle around the 30-40$ mark. it will make the "experience" more grand than just drinking miller lite and fucking.

trust me she will appreciate the gesture

honestly I was 23 when I lost my virginity because I am old school and wanted it to be with someone I love. It was worth the wait. I have severe nerve damage and I can only get hard when I am sitting down due to the medication I am on. My gf doesn't mind though and she comforts me whenever I get upset at my penis. Truth be told I don't know if other positions are viable because I am almost 6'3 and she is 5'3, maybe 5'4. Luckily she weighs next to nothing so I can use my arms when she needs a break from riding me.

I was extremely nervous at first man. I kept having issues staying hard. She was tight as heck because she also was a virgin. We found out a bit of red wine can go a long way. Makes you horny and helps the blood flow. Oysters too.

Dude if you're THAT nervous about fucking a girl at 25 AND you're a virgin AND you're posting on Sup Forums. Fuuuuck just give up dude. You're too far gone. This ain't r9k.

dont get in your head too much and try to concentrate on your breath

youll be fine mang