ITT: only the most retarded conspiracy theories

ITT: only the most retarded conspiracy theories

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I can't tell if you're calling christianity retarded or if you're calling the idea that christianity is recycled retarded

The idea that Jesus is a made-up character based on Horus is retarded. Basically the entire Zeitgeist part 1 theory, you have to lack all critical thinking skills to buy into it.

Christianity is retarded too but this thread is about conspiracy theories.

But your pic isn't even a conspiracy. I'm not sure of all the similarities it talks about are true, like them all being born on December 25, but there actually is a savior figure in almost every religion who bears at least some similarities to the story of Jesus. What part of that is a conspiracy?

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The Holocaust didn't happen

mithras
>neither of their birthdays are actually dec 25
>no evidence mithras had 12 disciples
>claiming mithras was called "messiah", a hebrew term
>born of a rock, not a virgin
>died, buried, resurrected in 3 days is also made up
>etc
horus:
>also a bunch of bullshit

It's all made-up bullshit bro. Most scholars agree Jesus was a historical rabbi, even though the miracles were obviously invented later.

skepticproject.com/articles/zeitgeist/part-one

>muh 6 million
It was actually between 10-30 jews, the numbers have been inflated

OK, I didn't notice the part about being made up. It's obvious that he historically existed, but like a game of telephone, the stories about him probably got at least partially embellished.

The December 25 thing is definitely bullshit though. Biblical scholars pretty much all agree that Jesus wasn't actually born in the winter. They likely just didn't know his actual birthday so they just decided to pick an arbitrary day to celebrate his birth.

>It's obvious that he historically existed, but like a game of telephone, the stories about him probably got at least partially embellished.
No argument there.
>The December 25 thing is definitely bullshit though
Or there. Though the date isn't really arbitrary, it's winter solstice which coincides with lots of pagan celebrations that christians wanted to overwrite.

It's just silly people try so hard to claim he's just a mishmash of pagan gods. Most of the made up shit came from within judaism. I doubt he had exactly 12 disciples because the bible can't even get their names right, but the number 12 relates to the 12 tribes of israel, not some made up shit about horus having 12 buddies.

Dude they're all accountants they're masters at inflating numbers

True enough. There are better examples of inconsistencies about Jesus's story to debunk the idea of him being a messiah. No need for them to come up with lies like you see in OP's pic.

il just post these here just to clear it up
mithras
youtube.com/watch?v=muM7Uk40iRE
horus
youtube.com/watch?v=5FR08QtvapM

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Literally people thinking the earth is flat. How do you travel and still come to that conclusion? It just screams religious bullshit

Wake up /b.

the MODS start 90% of threads on this board.

I have to hand it to them, this is 10/10 retarded for showing both a lack of knowledge of basic history and sociology

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the saddest part is that is so much more interesting to learn the actual history of a religion. Jesus representing figures from Judaism, or showing a relationship with greek philosophy through Hellenistic Judaism. Or Judaism's history as Canaanite polytheism, with Yahweh subsuming attributes of Baal and El, and shedding his wife Asherah, as the Hebrews moved toward monotheism.

Sure beats
>Hey did you know Horus was also called the "king of the jews", was a carpenter, was baptized by a man who ate locusts, and was crucified by the Roman Empire? Wow!

how can the earth be flat if it's hollow?
tbh I think there are a lot of bots creating the same threads every day. or lots of lonely virgins like "log of shit" kid.

i got one: that any one race is superior to any other

so ridiculous

oooh, here's another:

a place that doesn't even have a cellar is keeping child slaves in the basement.

youtube.com/watch?v=HKxLRJsmuB8

Antivax movement. You're right to doubt the government, but claiming vaccines causes a genetic disorder like autism is retarded.

can I get the tl;dr? seems like some dense conspiracy shit, all I gathered by jumping through the video was something about free masons and illermernerti

people who don't vaccinate their kids should have their entire family shipped to a desert island away from the rest of humanity.

you should watch it from beginning to end
trust me

then read the comment section

>then read the comment section
never.

youtube.com/watch?v=XAOfZ5PddKc

This nutcase.

SHILL! SHILL!

A student doing his masters at my uni also jewish did his masters on global migration of peoples and the jewish diaspora. He dug deep got all the sheckels to travel and get the first habd research done. He basically uncovered that maybe 2 million people died 200-300k where jewish the rest where gypsies pollacks gays and other undesireables and POWs some bulshIt irrellevant number

Where got stickt is where he found the proof of who had inflated the numbers. Basically he u covered his whole culture and learned history beibg made up to make them come out on top.

Essentially his community turned his back on him he was kicked iut of the university for hate speech and some ither bullshit beurocrtic reasons they actually could kick him out for and all his work dissapeared no one mentions it. A majoritt of the faculty are jewish and the school was founded and is still run by jewish majority chairs and positions. The weird part.

This fucked fell off the face of the earth and if you ask profs about him they act like they dont even fucking know who he is and one prof i know went to tenple with us and his under grad graduating glass photo is gone there was a little gray oval where his picture was and evebtually reprinted to not include him

I must agree, I don't want to die from a super bug because enough antivax retards allowed a disease to mutate and kill us all.

Ok. I mean the records that the nazis themselves kept puts the number much higher but whatever you say.

Talk about shit that never happened.

>717217196
You have to lack critical thinking to believe anything related to that Zeitgeist crap.

@717222312
Fuck you, you don't know shit

Can someone post the figures of how much space a cremated body takes up and how it is physically impossible that the numbers are even close to being true

It's a wonder it went as viral as it did.

Or maybe it isn't. Most people lack discernment and like anything that sounds sensational.

no, because 11 million people (6 million jews) were actually killed, so any math proving that the holocaust was impossible would be made up bullshit.

>@717222312
>Fuck you, you don't know shit
Oh the irony

Jesus birth was late march early april acording to biblical studies. The december date wasmade up around year 300ce, when the church organized a calendar of "important dates" andhis birth was too close to eastern. This is well documented in the catholic church.

Good debunking videos

Then show me the bodies

>so any math proving that the holocaust was impossible would be made up bullshit.
I still don't get why people want to deny it. It happened I guess the hatred for the jews as steeped deep into the internet.

My father ashes were 1,2 liter in volume. And I gess around 700g.

This is bullshit from the first fact. The Gregorian calendar didn't exist during the worship of either of these gods.

I have nothing against Jewish people, it' censorship of people who want to do any sort of research into it that irritates me. If anyone questions the figures that are supplied they must be Neo-Nazis and are thrown out of academia. Its a pattern that has repeated itself too many times.Academia and universities are designed to challenge ideas to find the truth, unfortunately the holocaust is untouchable.

Dude, fuck you. You really believe the story Killary tells you? Do your own fucking research. They even sacrificed some innocent by tricking him into 'investigating' it, only to have the cops show up in seconds.

Best way to hide is in plain site. Glad that cunt isnt President. I can't wait for Trump to lock her up

Holocaust is a religious act where offerings are burnt to please gods. Romans used to do it. Nazism is a form of socialism, atheist to the bone. So even if the managed to kill and burn all those people it was not in holocaust.

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>CTR

holocaust: Middle English: from Old French holocauste, via late Latin from Greek holokauston, from holos ‘whole’ + kaustos ‘burned’ (from kaiein ‘burn’).

1. destruction or slaughter on a mass scale, especially caused by fire or nuclear war.

>HILLARY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you fuckers are so sad. not even a hillary supporter, and that bitch isn't even relevant anymore. you can't keep deflecting criticism of your idiocy to an ex-politician who is no longer relevant.

She's a fucking criminal like that psycho Obama. I am convinced both aided by George Soros planned 9/11 to wrest the Presidency from Bush in 2004. Thankfully, Americans were smart enough to realize we needed a strong leader. Those fucking cucks in 2008 fucking let that nigger in for 8 years, glad America is finally back. Putin knows it too, which is why he's not taking Obama and Hillary's bait.

no one cares about your obsession with hillary