>UFO crashed >spread it around >say it crashed in a hard to reach area for the media to get to
Plan
>find UFO crash footage from movies and shit (early 2000's no one will look there) >say locals surfaced the videos >start making shit up and pin it on the locals >??? >profit
>pic related its north of las vegas possible area (it can't be to remote or people won't buy it)
I'll post coords and shit in a reply
thinking between the two mountains also if you can find a place in high elevation so helicopters have a hell of time getting there
possible coordinates looks like it'd be hell to get there but I'll search for high elevation places
37.372583, -116.014609
Jordan Cox
bump
Joshua Murphy
bump cmon negros lets do this
Ethan Diaz
Here's some tips from the other thread:
1. The debris shouldn't look like anything. Not a plane, not a UFO; just debris. That will make it difficult to say what it is. Don't add any glowing stuff or anything else that makes it obviously fake.
2. If there's just one photo, a good back story is needed about why there is just one. Perhaps something like the person who took it was a passenger in a small plane (not a commercial aircraft because the picture is too close to the ground) when something strange flew in front of them and crashed. Only had time to get one photo because they immediately returned to the airport.
3. When reporting it you want people to help investigate what it is and what happened. You should come across as concerned about what happened. This will make it more believable.
Luke Sullivan
should be in the US since it'll catch more traction and not look as suspicious when was the last time the ukraine was in the fuckin news? and how would people know if the towns abandoned? you need to crash it by a local small town the media doesn't give a shit about
Julian Murphy
Tcheno stuff ? i made it really fast but if you have some UFO pic for me i can try harder
Jordan Sullivan
It's a pretty big thing to be honest. Lots of radiation and shit. Would make sense, also would take the news a small bit to get there, conspiracy theorists will be freaking the hell out, and such.
You'd be wasting your time. The acronym UFO immediately leads to most people not taking what you're saying seriously.
Ayden Wilson
4. Report it to the small town local news network near the crash site. Don't go for large networks like CNN, Fox, MSNBC who have the capacity to quickly fact check this stuff.
Aaron Nguyen
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Robert Powell
True as possible / 10
Nolan Scott
take pics from old movies (early 2000's) and use those or try like page 4 of google
Don't
>add aliens >add a shitload of smoke/fire (it has to be 'stumped upon')
then what do you call it?
but it's Europe so I don't think it'd spread as fast and it can't be abandoned it makes it look like a set up it should be a remote area around small towns because in reality, a UFO or plane is likely to crash away from big cities and shit
Samuel Torres
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Nathaniel Hernandez
5. When reporting it, don't use the word UFO. Say it was some kind of thing flying through the sky. It's possible that it could have been a plane, but it didn't really look like a plane. You want to imply that it was a UFO, while sounding really reluctant to admit that it is a UFO. This way you don't come off sounding like a UFO nutter and it leaves the possibility open that it could have been some kind of conventional craft.
James Williams
it'd be a nice practical joke but lets try to keep it real until national media picks up
also we can't spam the shit out of the story either we just have to inject it into conspiracy theorist and let them do the hard work
Isaac Nelson
to add on
don't include to much info or it looks fabricated
if this takes off we just slowly leak more 'info' corresponding with the timing
Cameron Allen
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Noah Ramirez
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Oliver Jones
Good point.
6. Keep the story short and simple. Essentially stick to a few lines pertaining to the photo. Don't draw any conclusions; let others do that for themselves.
Parker Foster
top view looks like a probably landing path incase of emergency
Grayson Adams
send original pic i can handle this
Cooper Diaz
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Cooper Cooper
These look way too much like stereotypical UFOs. It should be more debris so you can't really tell what it is.
Logan Long
Nah this one
Christian Hall
Yeah i'm very good i know
Logan Jones
its also a 100mi from Las Vegas
Grayson Campbell
THATS TERRIBLE OMG
Noah Butler
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Jonathan Nguyen
Look good to me.
Carson Morgan
There it is. This is the winning picture that will sell this story.
James King
I'm glad to be a part of this.
Jaxson Evans
the picture looks way too fake. Its a fucking google maps image with a ufo slapped in. this will be debunked in a minute
Juan Lee
You will surely go down in history as a god among men.
Jacob Richardson
The pic should just have random debris.
Jeremiah Wood
yep. this will fail
Christian Howard
So, what should we do ?
Julian Kelly
maybe some user who lives in a country area goes and takes a photo and we shop it? can't be traced and we can say it was from anywhere
Christopher Torres
I don't know, she look like someone was randomly moving ong g map and find this.
Look legit to me. "user GUY FIND UFO ON GMAP, LOCATION UNKNOW" if you find it tell us"
Charles Wilson
just looks fake as fuck, the site is just a hole in the ground. If something were to crash, it would have a trail to it, and most likely debris. this will be broken down the minute it gets out
Brody Price
We can say the floor is made or wet sand lol.
yeah u'r right i'll work on it. What can i add to make it look more realistic ?
Dominic Bennett
"Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon"
Hudson Peterson
>Debris around area >Slight discoloration of the ground around >When placing shit imagine it breaking up in the air and then falling not exploding upon impact
Carter Martin
I live in the country and it's hill so if something were to crash on my hill it won't slide much but it will make a huge pile of dirt and its snowy af so shopping will be hard
Jeremiah Hernandez
But it's on the ground now
Hunter Scott
Valid point there, user.
Jack Mitchell
>ufo crashes during winter >no snow >green trees
Josiah Ortiz
what if it was just caught in the atmosphere as something shiny moving rapidly and no photo of the ground area and we lure the media to investiagte
Landon Allen
Get the true fanatics involved. Someone write a rambling letter to a bonafide alien abduction researcher, detailing an abduction the night of the crash. Researcher investigates and discovers all the details already planted. Profit.
Nicholas White
>Melted snow >Evergreens nigga
Thomas Bennett
I live near Alex Jones, I could fuck shit up and tell him the government is hiding aliens, and that i know some people who found a crash site lmfao
Nathaniel Garcia
how about somewhere in Antarctica. a fisherman or something took the pic. the UFO crashed in Antarctica shore.
Daniel Jackson
or fuckin alaska
Angel Ross
> Headline! Small Nevada town under siege from extra terrestrial bombardment! >Local residents have reported several strange lights moving erratically before seemingly crashing into a particular hill outside of town. >This has been going on for several nights and so far no one has attempted to cross the rough terrain to investigate
Jordan Green
Need some debris i think but i want your advice, is that better ?
Colton Peterson
coords are posted at top of thread see if you can get a better resolution of the ground..
Chase Butler
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Luke Gutierrez
here, fucking point hope, alaska. easy spot
Eli Howard
dont mind my EDGY AS FUCK profile photo
Juan Morris
Yes i got it in HD but i save it in low res for hidding the default.
Jack Rodriguez
if something crashes at high speeds like a UFO it's gonna be shattered and not whole its just a gonna be a linear debris path
Andrew Young
look up airplane crashes. that's what the UFO crash looks like. debris
Owen Foster
this pic + debris should be good you think ?
Eli Perry
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Bentley Gutierrez
no, no one will believe Google maps
Elijah Sanchez
?
I'm the only one trying in here man
Xavier Rogers
Of course yes i believe my own lie.
Are you saying it's fake ? fag
Jack Adams
Using an aircraft that is not shaped like a disk but more like an airplane that is torn to shit would look more realistic and less "hurr durr ufos are fake"
Camden Watson
Just "UFO" sound fake so it's gonna be really hard, but people who people in this kind of shit are stupid so that's not impossible to make them believe a google map image.
Easton Green
I can tell based on some of the pixels that this is fake. Praise holy Tom Cruise.
Camden Gomez
I'm far away to be a photoshop expert, show me them so i can correct.
Eli Martinez
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Adam Richardson
You should claim one crashed into steamboat springs Colorado, but no one believed it because it's basically the land if stoned hippies.