Prove you're not an Amerifat

Prove you're not an Amerifat

No soy retrasado

I have free healthcare

I'm British

I know how to spell the words "colour" , "theatre" and "tyre" correctly.

so you are almost as fat

Fuck off britscum, you're no better

>mfw britbongs call flashlights "torches"

Muslims who don't want to work, collect welfare and impose sharia law are flooding my country instead of hard working Mexicans who are already westernized and rarely complain

So you have bad teeth

Nigga just started WWIII

I can beat the shit out of a nigger if he mess with me without goin to jail

Im under 250 pounds but above 150

And an Oxford degree to match

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It's pronounced "aluminum" not "aluminum"

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Dumbass you spelled them the same.

I eat healthy

>>>being this American

Im a kiwifag its nearly mid day jan 1st over here

i skip breakfast

i've seen muh dick in the last two years. and i didn't even need a mirror.

i do not require pic related to regulate my posterior hygiene.

You're supposed to prove you're NOT American

tiocfaidh ár lá

Does anyone have extended version of this gif? The one with female whale reciprocating the look.

I don't drive everywhere ending in me walking a few miles a day?

I can look down and see my cock

I cant' own a gun.

handsome, how ?