If you post in this thread you will get a gf in 2017

if you post in this thread you will get a gf in 2017.

Ok then, but OP has to die for this prophecy to happen

What is this the 10th thread?
KYS

Anything to get a GF

rollin

but i dont want a gf. i need to get my life in order first. i cant put up with a womans shit until i do

.

My wife won't be happy but here's to a gf in 2017...

too bad you posted in this thread then fam

i will try

b-but I'm married...

...

Why would I want a girlfriend?

Well it didn't happen last year's thread

I hope i will die from this post

Wat if I don't want a gf?

naaaaah.

Rolllllllllll!!!!!!11!!!!!!

Lies but fuck it. Screen grabbing for results in 2018.

to have friend fuck her

Betty White will die January 19th, 2017.

roll

fags

i dont want one

Roll.

Wtf is the point of this?

lul

please..

If dubs everyone in this thread does not get a GF.

Here's hoping.

I have one, not all they're cracked up to be.

i fucking better

Don't you put that evil on us, Ricky Bobby

lol

Give me a loli gf plzzzzzzzz

God fucking damming one off

fine

Feels bad

too late now

Sure why not

These threads are everywhere...

Im gay.

I've been kissless for 4 iears and a half, hope 2017 is mi iear
mi keiboard is broken bi ghe wai

SRIRACHA!!!!!!!

... please work....

She needs to find me inside my room

I want my bitches bad and bougey

blood for the empire

So many virgins

You can do nothing now.

new semester at college about to start. i need this in my life man thanks

aight

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Gimme 1 more

You called?

do want

If quads this man gets a loli gf but she has 2 hours to live before dying of her aids after being anally raped 46 times by over 200 niggers

Fuck it

Rollin

thanks OP

maybe

pls

Gey

aight

i wont but rebellions are built on hope

Pls

rawl

Lost one in 2016, will find a new in 2017

...

Let her look like this!!! :D :D :D

If odd dubs this mans penis becomes a horse's cock

Cool

what if I have one already but have not fucked

...

Lets See what 2017 has Up its sleeve

Can I have OP's?

sure

P

Aye

hope this gf likes necrophillia wink wink

Better safe than sorry

Gi

hook up my friends here while you're at it

Ha

nothing to lose

so I post ITT

>tfw ill never get a qt3.14 smart redhead that truly likes me but i try anyway

rollerino

>tfw this thread is not magic and you still won't get a girlfriend despite posting in it

plz im so lonely

sure why not

...

Its about time

I believe

If dubs she does, but she has aids, and is also a dickgirl.

The anus is always in a state of recentley being filled with bigger cum, though. 24/7 always stretched and the cum stays fresh

Need to finally lose my v-card.

Will I keep my wizard status though or will I be reduced to normal pleb?

If dub, no gf

Thanks OP you're the best

Rolling for side bitch

a good fuck it is

Desperation is powerful force

she better have a phat ass