How was your sexual life in 2016??
Just when I thought I was going to end the year without sex, I banged a niggress
her body was a beauty 8/10, little problem her face looked like a darker Carlos Fernando Navarro Montoya
>pic semirelated is Carlos Fernando Navarro Montoya
nothing but masturbation
the same as every other year except i paid a hooker for a handjob which was terrible.
aight
had sex once. with a whore.
it was aite, kind of dropped off towards august or so when i banged kevin spacey, but the first half was filled with poon
Cheated on my wife a few times with a man. Fucked my wife countless times.
Non-existent, just like every year.
Greentext it
Does masturbation count?
Just fapping. Hope I'll get finally laid in 2017.
> even a defibrillator to the crotch can't save it
Junior year summer (18 now) lost my virginity. Had 3 girls constantly want to fuck. Then got a gf great year.
lost my v card but only got it in three times, and other than a blowjob that was it all year
Lost virginity this year. Feels good man
I slept with around 15 women. Had a strange year though as most of them were 40+
I learnt a lot from them and now they all keep coming back for more. I even have one that comes round once a week just to suck my cock.
Goodshit
Do you prefer it with your wife or other men?
Lost mine yesterday to a thicc white girl ;)
Added another tally to my permavirgin counter. Now it has 21
I got chlamydia from my girlfriend. Not trolling.
Fuck you 2016.
I have to add.
USE FUCKING CONDOMS. Seriously.
had many many fun times with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
Stole my friend's gf whom I've been in love with for more than 5 years, she has also felt the same way about me. Best sex I have ever had, perfect tits, perfect ass, tight little pussy, skinny body, cums on my dick all the time.
Fucked countless times. Had my second child. GL anons
So how many niggers she fuck? Did you drop her ass?
Had sex only once with some chick twice my age (I'm 21) and it was shit
>be me at local bar
>talking with a few guys I've seen in there a couple other times
>got pretty drunk, on verge of blacking out
>chick who I've seen in same bar a few times walks up and start chatting me up
>she's tried to fuck me every other time I've been there, i always shot her down
>somehow end up in a cab with her, floating in and out of consciousness
>get inside, pass out on her bed
>she starts playing with my cock, i get hard, she puts a rubber on me and hops on
>didn't even cum
>wake up next morning still drunk, she makes me breakfast and I catch a bus home from her place
>mfw she tried to add me on facebook a few weeks later
Was pretty shitty, 0/10 would not recommend.
Especially shitty cuz I had a solid 9/10 gf from 2013-mid 2015, used to fuck all the time.