All dubs become truth when the clock strikes midnight

All dubs become truth when the clock strikes midnight

She loves me.

Nah, God. I need this. If not for real, for my confidence's sake. Give dubs.

But she does love me, right?

it's already 1/1/2017

Whatever. Facebook tier posts never work anyway.

inb4 dubs.

Reality as we know it is a simulation

Obama is a muslim

I am kill

falling into a black hole sends you straight to hell

This thread is false.

black people are homo erectus

This will be the first year where i won't want to die or commit genocide

I randomly die

Aliens arrive in 2017

roll

Re roll i die

everyone in this thread will be wealthy and successful

pls dubs

I'll roll for you user

Betty White is going ti die on January 19th, 2017.

Someone gets raped by a dildo wielding drone this year

Justin is not kill

This is a robot

DMT elves are real

Pepe fully awakens for the final attack on the sjw's

Bernie sanders will be 2020 president, followed by chris poole in 2028

Sunblock couldn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful rays

Fuck guess I'm not gonna try DMT now

Nah, I just have a lot of freetime

Truth 1

rerolling

Donald Trump reveals his real name as John Titor and Obama admits he's antichrist. World war 3 breaks out and 1 billion chinamen don't give a fuck.

Sup Forums is kill.

Hiro will sell Sup Forums in the next 2 years.

All hail
Sanders 2020
Poole 2028

Reroll for user

I only eat mutton bacon (sometimes called "macon"). I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop or better yet a terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega.

pls help me and my dad recover and make john good again

rollan

roll

every post in this thread will be considered as dubs

roll

I fucked every ones mother here

Trump finna get impeached

Donald Trump is the physical return of Christ

obtain girlfriend

The truths atm

No dubs in this thread will become true when the clock strikes midnight.

All dubs will become true and also your dick will fall off

This user will never get a girlfriend.

whew, I was worried that would be dubs.

I will get a girl friend in 2017

The truth is just varying slivers of fact. When the potato is baked, you are not going to eat it hot without butter right? Then why do you persist in tying your shoes? Because you were taught to? Pathetic. Wrapping a present only serves to build up and detract from what matters. Keeping motivation while dissuading your pets is like overfeeding a venus-flytrap. You can but if you read it once more you'll realize it only made sense from one acute point of view; the truth.

I an kill

It better happen OP

Marley will say no.

The large Hardon Collider is a stargatewhich allows demons to invade our reality.

Things get better by tomorrow

I will die by 1 am

Please?

David Icke is a lesbian

Common...

ALL ANONS WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

ohhhh fuck yeh lets all celebrate

COME ON

You can't reroll or it loses it's magical effect you actual retard.
This user will get raped by a black man.

Fuck, can I die in a firefight?

Vinegar gets rid of chemtrails and microwave ovens make them larger

God damn it I'm gay, stop ruining my life.

A single communal girlfriend.

no anons will have girlfriends and their foreskins will grow back

WINRAR

household objects come alive when they're 100 years old

All of us will have a better life with better self steem.
But only if you say
WOWIE PAPO in this thread

Well, MY DUBS CONFIRM

Humans causing climate change is a deliberate lie and cover story so that the Western world can wean itself of Middle Eastern oil and the influence of the psychopathic Saudis.

WOWIE PAPO

WOWIE PAPO

This year will be the year you stop giving a fuck

Everyone is kill before March

YEAHHH BOOOYY

i will make moobys someday

WOWIE PAPO

WOWIE PAPO

Professor Stephen Hawking gets euthanised :(

Riley's pc will break and Emma will date me

Wowie papo

justin is alive

WOWIE PAPO

I will be the next hitler

WOWIE PAPO MY NIGGER

moot is god

rolling for she'll finally give me a chance

Fuck, so close, I gotta reroll

WOWIE PAPO

Also:
Sup Forums gets bought by tumblr

Why has no one checked these quads?

WOWIE PAPO
also my penis will be the best looking penis in the world.

It will be 2017

WOWIE PAPO

WW3