Watching a film

>Watching a film
>Realize it's a flick

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>Watching a flick
>Realize it's a movie

You're too dumb to realize this before you open the thread?

What's this, even suppose to mean? This post is fucking dumb, OP.

>>>/Reddit/

So what I go on Reddit... Grow up dude, this is a public board for anyone, not your personal space for misogyny and other dumb shit... Jesus Christ..

>watching a youtube video
>realize its kino

>watching a flick
>realize it's kino

>watching a clip
>realize it's a vid

>watching my dad
>realize it's A C-C-COMPUTER

>think I'm happy
>realize I'm not

>watching a kino
>realize its a movie

Holy shit, stop meme-forcing this nonsense like there is some sort of academically praised distinction between four words that formally and informally mean exactly the same thing.

Also,
>implying Der siebente Kontinent isn't a shitty appeal to emotion rather than brain fodder like actual erudite filmmakers

>watching a film
>turns out to be kino
>pause it, and go to letterboxd
>update favorites to include this marvelous kino
>give it five stars
>proceed to /lbg/ and post profile so that other patricians can validate it
>call others embryos for not knowing it

>watching a series
>realize it's a show

This post is reddit

>go on Sup Forums
>realize its actually reddit
wew

>watching a movie
>realize it's a kino

this is now pasta

So what I go on Reddit... Grow up dude, this is a public board for anyone, not your personal space for misogyny and other dumb shit... Jesus Christ..

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So what I go on Reddit... Grow up dude, this is a public board for anyone, not your personal space for misogyny and other dumb shit... Jesus Christ..

So what I go on Reddit... Grow up dude, this is a public board for anyone, not your personal space for misogyny and other dumb shit... Jesus Christ..

So what I go on Reddit... Grow up dude, this is a public board for anyone, not your personal space for misogyny and other dumb shit... Jesus Christ..

>Watching a film
>Realize it's pure Kino

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>watching a kinography
>realize it's a photoplay

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>Watching pornography
>Realize it's a film

It's not even real. It was made by some redditor.

God, I cringe every time this one Power Point frame is posted as an attempt to defend the semantically nonexistent distinction Sup Forums keeps insisting on. Really, is the opinion of this one USC professor the only argument you have? What about the fact that absolutely no one else uses that distinction, because it isn't even close to being worthy of academic studies in the first place?

As someone who's read a shitload on film theory, I have yet to see a single author stating that "movies" and "films" are completely different things and that "flick" is anything more than a slang term. Stop trying to convince yourself that this literal meme is actually a thing.

Kek, seriously? Holy shit, that only makes it sadder.

>it was really a motion picture

>feel happy
>realize I have no gf, friends, job or future

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Film - a motion picture or a camera roll. (synonyms: movie, flick, joint)
Kino - a building, in which you watch motion pictures. Also, an art of motion pictures as a whole. (synonyms: cinema)

has Sup Forums ever polled for best movie? I would very much like to see this supposed "kino" number one.

Its been done a few times

Heres the 2011 version

>watching a flick
>lo and behold it's actually Kino

And heres the 2015 version

>pulp fiction
>fight club
>blade runner
good to know I have the same mainstream tastes as Sup Forums. Now I can RIP in peace.

>Alien
why do people enjoy this shit film?

Her barefoot scenes were too short. It's a movie at best.

>i didn't get it
>it's shit

>watching a movie you were excited to watch
>realize it's shit

>watching a flick
>realise its cinéma
vanishing point was gud

True that. Perhaps it's better that we were not spoiled.

Viggo is GOAT actor.

He's based, he has high standards and turns down most roles. He refused to be in The Hobbit trilogy.

observer.com/2016/07/dr-no-viggo-mortensen-has-made-turning-down-roles-into-an-art-form/

They don't mean the same thing though, that's the whole basis behind the meme. Film and cinema have a much more high-brow connotation; you'd never see someone calling Paul Blart 'cinema' and you'd never see someone calling Un Chien Andalou a 'flick'

What are the ones on the top?

top left is winter light