Post New Years Resolutions

Post New Years Resolutions

Last 2 digits are percent change you will succeed

be positive

I wish to impregnate Anzu.

My resolution is to not be a faggot if I am OP

Quit smoking
Quit being fat

Fade away into a catatonic, non-existent state

Get the courage to commit suicide

not kill myself

start a race war

try to get over ex of three years/get back together
get a better fucking career

Good luck, fatass

i cant, my last new year resolution was that i wouldnt make any new year resolutions this year.

getting a GF

Kill someone

>88

get swole

PFFTHAHAHAHAH

Not spend the next one on Sup Forums.

I'm jewish actually. i just want to see retarded people kill each other.

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>get drivers licence
>graduate High School
>apply for college
>get a job
>get a girlfriend
>loose virginity
>hit the gym

rekt

Quit candy, cake and coca cola

Gettin some gains

to win the lottery

Bring down British parliament

Finish game get A's in honor classes and finish my second album

eat dicks

Have sex

EET SHIT

be god

get rich

get ripped to fuck bitches and get money.

MODS

MODS

MODS

gf and money

Do it faggot
Orogiin a

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ill take this %

Saying it

Get a girlfriend

Get a new fuckbuddy or maybe a gf

make sure to stream it and post the link on Sup Forums

k thx bye

I would like to be a better husband to my wife

And stop fapping to trap threads.

kek will make it so

lose weight.

Fuck Taylor swift in the ass

Kill myself

I'm saved! Surely kek will follow me all the days of my life.

Baily Jay, I cast you out.

not going to happen. see you next year faggot.

Congrats weight loss user

Smoke weed, climb, fuck her right in the pussy

Get the courage to get a job, become a vagabond, or kill myself.

Getting ripped af tbh fam

Drink more alcohol. Smoke more weed. Roll.

Gonna lose weight and eat more pussy.

ah thanks. i'm way to lazy for my own good. i do fifty sit ups like every three days. i dont try nearly hard enough. i will definitely try tho.

not die

>no fap 1yr
>no longer spend your tax $'s on vidya supremacy

use lots of drugs, talk to girl and go well on programming college

Get my life together, and make it how I want it.

Also this.

>I couldn't shave my head because of job, fuck.

nice mate

Gonna make a million dollars

Get a job and get a 1st at uni

Mah wife will be upset. Nice dubs m8.

Lose 10-15kg

Fuck yeah im taking those odds!

Get a faithful gf

What about a gf in general?

Cuck.

I'll get a little better, overall

FUCKINNGGG RIPPPP

LELELEL

Suicide

I just want to be ok. I don't care how much more I have to suffer for it as long as I can spend more time smiling than crying.

stop posting on 4chin

>literal coinflip
GL m8

'16 wasn't that bad for me, better than '15, which was better than '14 by a long shot.

Res:
stay the course.

kill adam sandler

Get swole.

Become a multi-millionaire, 30 million dollars is the goal.

Rolling for this.

finally break up with useless girlfriend who sucks all the peace out of my life

Do well in Uni

I want to have a stable job and finally leave my mom's place

have sex

Gl m8

he is immortal. everytime he dies, another movie where he does the same role comes out

JOIN US FOR NEW YEARS twitch thedrewsmokeshow

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy gonna be wizard

yeah. thought so.
LOL

Rip u

sex with Dillion Harper

Get with a bad bitch.

Not so shabby

srsly?

noice

Go out with my crush

get a girlfriend preferably older

Make a million dollars

bamboozzled

Stop being a nigger.

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