Post New Years Resolutions
Last 2 digits are percent change you will succeed
Post New Years Resolutions
Last 2 digits are percent change you will succeed
be positive
I wish to impregnate Anzu.
My resolution is to not be a faggot if I am OP
Quit smoking
Quit being fat
Fade away into a catatonic, non-existent state
Get the courage to commit suicide
not kill myself
start a race war
try to get over ex of three years/get back together
get a better fucking career
Good luck, fatass
i cant, my last new year resolution was that i wouldnt make any new year resolutions this year.
getting a GF
Kill someone
>88
get swole
PFFTHAHAHAHAH
Not spend the next one on Sup Forums.
I'm jewish actually. i just want to see retarded people kill each other.
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>get drivers licence
>graduate High School
>apply for college
>get a job
>get a girlfriend
>loose virginity
>hit the gym
rekt
Quit candy, cake and coca cola
Gettin some gains
to win the lottery
Bring down British parliament
Finish game get A's in honor classes and finish my second album
eat dicks
Have sex
EET SHIT
be god
get rich
get ripped to fuck bitches and get money.
MODS
MODS
MODS
gf and money
Do it faggot
Orogiin a
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ill take this %
Saying it
Get a girlfriend
Get a new fuckbuddy or maybe a gf
make sure to stream it and post the link on Sup Forums
k thx bye
I would like to be a better husband to my wife
And stop fapping to trap threads.
kek will make it so
lose weight.
Fuck Taylor swift in the ass
Kill myself
I'm saved! Surely kek will follow me all the days of my life.
Baily Jay, I cast you out.
not going to happen. see you next year faggot.
Congrats weight loss user
Smoke weed, climb, fuck her right in the pussy
Get the courage to get a job, become a vagabond, or kill myself.
Getting ripped af tbh fam
Drink more alcohol. Smoke more weed. Roll.
Gonna lose weight and eat more pussy.
ah thanks. i'm way to lazy for my own good. i do fifty sit ups like every three days. i dont try nearly hard enough. i will definitely try tho.
not die
>no fap 1yr
>no longer spend your tax $'s on vidya supremacy
use lots of drugs, talk to girl and go well on programming college
Get my life together, and make it how I want it.
Also this.
>I couldn't shave my head because of job, fuck.
nice mate
Gonna make a million dollars
Get a job and get a 1st at uni
Mah wife will be upset. Nice dubs m8.
Lose 10-15kg
Fuck yeah im taking those odds!
Get a faithful gf
What about a gf in general?
Cuck.
I'll get a little better, overall
FUCKINNGGG RIPPPP
LELELEL
Suicide
I just want to be ok. I don't care how much more I have to suffer for it as long as I can spend more time smiling than crying.
stop posting on 4chin
>literal coinflip
GL m8
'16 wasn't that bad for me, better than '15, which was better than '14 by a long shot.
Res:
stay the course.
kill adam sandler
Get swole.
Become a multi-millionaire, 30 million dollars is the goal.
Rolling for this.
finally break up with useless girlfriend who sucks all the peace out of my life
Do well in Uni
I want to have a stable job and finally leave my mom's place
have sex
Gl m8
he is immortal. everytime he dies, another movie where he does the same role comes out
JOIN US FOR NEW YEARS twitch thedrewsmokeshow
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy gonna be wizard
yeah. thought so.
LOL
Rip u
sex with Dillion Harper
Get with a bad bitch.
Not so shabby
srsly?
noice
Go out with my crush
get a girlfriend preferably older
Make a million dollars
bamboozzled
Stop being a nigger.
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