Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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Reminder if you ever switch "waifu" you either are greatly misinformed about what the word means or are just a retard avatarfag who doesn't want to admit they are a avatarfag -_-

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I hope you guys can vote out those Muslims out of England. Has there been any terrorist attacks there? Here on American television they say that there is not Muslim crimes in Europe whatsoever.

What about a light tug? She's so cute!

Your personality is outrageous! Everyone in the Sup Forums communities know you.

She's very cute but I wouldn't want her to have that smug face when I'm asking her to marry me.

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*Hugs more and kisses*
No homo

Like I said, I might need to rewatch some episodes to figure these things out.
>I'm actually doing that right now, already found the part at the end of episode 2, looking through episode 3.

I'm pretty sure you mean middle name.

Been a minute.
Busy w/ holiday stuff, so I had to make myself scarce this week.
Good to be back, you lovely bunch of winners.

>Tfw you're basically an avatarfag

>No homo
kek

We got rid of Kurome.

Can't two people just have a non-gay hug and kiss once in a while?

Good evening

Avatarfags get out of my thread

Yay

He'll be back though

You first

Reeeeee.

Avatarfags get out of my thread.
i'm not a avatarfag -_-

lets hope not

I'll make sure he does not return.

*hugs gayly*

Neither am i

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Would you like me to leave as well?

The most I can allow is headpats. But I prefer to give those to her myself
>She's so cute
I couldn't agree with you more

How?

then you can stay -_-
only if you're a avatarfag

>tali
Awww. Really?

Would a face like this be fine?

Shut

Oh hey there

Why is Kurome still getting hate?

Good

:o

Yay

No u.

The real question is why are you defending him?

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I never knew why people hated him in the first place

Innocent until proven guilty.

Who the hell is Kurome.

カラミチーマス

A manipulative sociopath.

happy New Year from Leaf Land

Idk

Pls

Think of akame. Just smaller with black eyes and shorter hair

Happy new years to yall

sounds fun, but aren't sociopaths usually better at keeping that undercover?

Same to you. Still got 2 hours to go here.

Victory.
Guy was a piece of shit, honestly.

Likewise, mate.
Up to anything this New Year?

Heya Smug.
>shut

He projected his own medical issues onto Haruhinon, which was a shitty thing to do. It boiled down to him being a negative cockass whose only solution to having actual mental health issues was, 'don't get help because it didn't work for me.' And shit, I'm a negative cockass, but he was really weird and manipulative and gross about it, y'know?

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youtube.com/watch?v=NfBcMbj3m5E
i thought all of canadia and murica was at least 5 hours behind me :o

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

@BRabbitAlice is the proper one
Nope. Canada has one timezone ahead of Burgerland
Thanks
I'll probably still be here. Nothing else to do

Why is CAPTCHA sucking 2017's dick so much?

Not if they're tryhard sociopaths, and those two circles intersect more than you think, mate.

>Two hours
>Not four hours
>Not superior time zone
>Not winning

Not even i'm that bad. And that's coming from me.

Wow, it took THIS long for Rem to get posted? Sup Forums, you let me down

you're right about that because i disagree.

>being a avatarfag
>calling other people sociopaths

What state?
Texas here

Any plans, winner?

Hey hey

Welc

3 cheers for spending the New Years alone

hip hip

>Apologies for the delay. Gone to go get some more coffee. Also, Hametena claimed since August 27th.

I hope so as well. Eh, I don't think there have been any as far as I know. There might've been plenty elsewhere, though. As long as I'm still in one piece, that's fair enough.

As for American television.. hm, the US must've been focused entirely on their own, I guess. Plus, I hear they play commercial breaks like every 10 minutes of a three hour show.

Has the chink moot Hiro still enforced the 'muh Global 13 rule' on Sup Forums again? Check with him in his basement first, then come back to us. Then we'll talk, user.

I get distracted, but I do make first post sometimes

I'm here for you dude. I can't speak for others but I'm here for ya

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Well hello smugs. Haven't talked to you in a while
>

PURGE!

Texas as well, DFW area.

How's New Year's Eve treating you tonight?

Same. Under the weather, but nothing that bad. Just taking it easy.

I'm good where I'm at, though I wouldn't mind checking out west sometime this next year. It'd make for a good road trip.

Could be worse- alone with no internet connection.

Stop teasing and do it
JUST

>Being a weeb
>Defending the concept of a only having one waifu this much
>Calling out other people on having issues

>What if I want a divorce from my waifu?
>What if I'm a heretic?
>Burn me at the stake harder, daddy

Yeah, he was a shithead. And anytime he came in the thread I'd bring it up casually, like really wanting to know more about his thought process, but he'd get bitter and leave.

A lot of people think a requirement to be a sociopath is to be charming or secretive. Those are sort of just symptoms of a bigger problem. That guy was charming, especially to Haruhi. He wasn't secretive, because he was looking for attention to begin with, hence
>You don't need medical attention, all you need is me

Being a sociopath isn't some picture-perfect ladykiller, just because those are the only ones you hear about.

Mostly just chill out, and listen to music.
It's just a new year, nothing special. No friends, or anything, surprisingly.

hip hip!

Purge my throat daddy
>Just kidding I'm not that disgusting
>Because in reality I'm YOUR daddy, babygirl

>
Go ahead
It's been ok, been a bit sick and had to cancel plans i had.
How about you?

Lolnah try harder, cu.ck
>Throws a Monster Gem in an attempt to seal you in it.

>Hametena

I'll spend it with you
I think I missed your reply
Sounds like an unpleasant way to start the new year. Anything serious?

Do you have an experience with a sociopath? if so I would like to hear your story

> When you get a new game and find a great new waifu

Always a great thing

I know this. I'd expect it to be more like general autism as you see here often. People not knowing how to handle basic conversation.

But i am just arguing over the definition of a word for no real reason. Haven't seen Haruhi in awhile. What's he up to?

Heretic.

>new Waifu
>you found

Don't do it

Jokes on you, I have like five waifus

It's not heresy though, I'm Mormon

Aw, the last thread died..
Eh, doesn't matter. As I said earlier, the game's event schedule usually loops after the last one, in case you've missed out on any event-exclusive rewards and all. So it's no worries taking your time with it.

Remember to just have one waifey. Getting more waifeys could destroy your lifey.

Damn, you too? Between you, me, Tali, and maybe some others it's been like a sick bay lately.

Pretty minor, just a sore throat/cold that's trying to get the better of me right now. If I start getting a fever/chills I'll be pretty sure it's the flu at that point.

On the other hand, starting the New Year off like this isn't that bad, I usually stay in most of the time anyways since I'm not one for too much partying.

He was around earlier I think. Overall he seems to be doing better now that Kurome is gone.

I miss you

Get out

Good, i demand that everyone stays well

Thanks smugs

Yeah it could be.

Thanks. I'm just here because my folks are out of town.

>attempt to seal you in it.
MISSED, OPEN FIRE!

>implying i'm a weeb

There is no "concept" in having one waifu.
By definition you can only have one waifu

You're the one calling someone sociopath here -_-

If you want a divorce then fine but when you are just like "hey i has new waifu now" it's obvious that is not the case

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Yeah that is strange. Although i wouldn't say I'm as bad a tali or you. Hopefully I'll be good enough to hang with some friends tomorrow.

>By definition you can only have one waifu
Polygamy is a thing.

calm music user
happy new years

Sup explorer

Im back had to do some cooking.

>Implying

No, I'll stay

it's illegal in my country

Missed ya too. Working tonight? I hope not

Houston

It's tradition to celebrate for most. Well you have us dude

Filthy heretic

You're welcome misaki

Watcha cooking?

I wouldn't be surprised if he shows up for a bit at some point here soon.

How much longer until you're back at it with studies again?

That sort of stuff just comes and goes in waves. I'm not nearly as bad as Tali seemed to be though. Nothing some hot/spicy food and a drink or two can't solve.

Make anything good?

Is David Attenborough safe now?

The cities are nice, but the countryside over here has a nice view, and that's about it.

A few.
This person I knew for a long time was diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder, a sociopath. I also at one point called them my best friend, but I'd rather not get into that. There was a certain air about him. He was just a regular dude mostly, and was admittedly sometimes charming, but he was mostly just the weird kid and a compulsive liar, as well, and there was blatantly something gross and fucking vile deep down.

>More like general autism
Generally it is sort of like that.
I don't know what happened to Haruhi.
They were on last time I was on, but that was yay about a week ago in the late night, like three to four AM.

>by definition
>polygamy
>divorce
Would you like to further enlighten anyone on the fucking dictionary definition of waifu for all of us who haven't been inducted into the Weeb Hall of Trash?

>Side Note: Never called anyone a sociopath directly
>I did in this reply, but they actually were a diagnosed sociopath, so-

>you have us, dude
Yeah, and I'm glad for that.
Thanks Smug, you're the best.

Thank you, happy New Year to you too.

Hey Rory, right now I'm just relaxing after having watched fireworks for a while.
How has your New Year's Eve been?

That's unfortunate.

Try this one for size - hyaaaa!

>Summons a fucking huge UFO that shoots Normal Gems and Monster Gems out of the launcher. Surely, this catch would be easy, right?

>Hametena

hi everyone

There are plenty of heretics
So what if I'm one of them?

not really

Welcome back Tali
>
Nope. I'm on vacation till monday. Thankfully for this vacation i was able to catch up on some anime.
>dub dubs
Hopefully with some medicine and rest I'll be good to go for new years day and sunday night football

Oh, hey there, my man.
You doin' alright?

He hasnt died yet
I watched a fire in 4k while nursing a headache. Its nearly 4pm on Jan 1st here though.
How was the smugs new year?

It's 4:43am GMT where I am. Now is the time for my rightful slumber. Nighto, /waifu/ lads!

Then i'm taking what i think is toast.

speak of the devil

Time to leave and drink campagne