Sup Forums, I'm going NoFap this year.
My plan is whenever I get horny to watch disgusting efukt videos, so I don't even like women anymore.
Eventually I will see women in real life, and feel nothing.
>inb4 you become gay
I become neither gay nor straight. I unbecome.
What are some good starters?
Op is the eternal faggot
Go bang a woman, piece of cake.
Shit. Why didn't I think of that.
It's so obvious.
fgt
After that, I should probably "go get rich" and "go become president" because those are also very easy one-step tasks, right?
>implying it's hard to get laid
Maybe stop thinking of it as some insurmountable task and find someone to hook up with instead if comparing getting laid to becoming president
Trump did it
You know it's actually not healthy to do that right?
You got two fucking feet faggot. Make two steps.
...
Men should ejaculate 22x a month to avoid prostate cancer.
fuck off gignigga peddler
ur mummy giv you cummis?
>find someone to hook up with
Where do I find someone?
I've tried the dating scene, and got shit tons of girls numbers on my phone.
Blown off, and they all just tell me what a creep I am anyway.
I'm done reading through Roosh finding the perfect way to manipulate woman
>BE urself lol.
My self is someone who intensely and has nothing in common with them.
>muh genepool.
I'm a half-white. What's the point in perpetuating the miscegenation of the white race?
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you go into it with the intention of "manipulating" them.
How about the intention of "be urself lol"?
>I'm not really into politics, lol
>I'm not really into gaming lol.
>I'm not really into philosophy lol.
>I mean, yes I am, I'm such a nerd lol!!!!!
you sound gay and ugly kill yourself
Will not work. You are still surrounding yourself with porn. But now you are watching shitty and terrible porn, and when you falter you will be masturbating to shitty and terrible porn. You need to block all porn and porn derivatives from your internet, wipe your HDD/SDD/RAM/Ceribral Cortex. Then go find websites that share your interests and start viewing those instead of porn. Visit the blue boards when you can, because we all know you wont be leaving Sup Forums.
Politics is not a good thing to bring up on a date--too divisive. Don't expect girls to be into gaming or philosophy, either. Have you tried picking up a hobby that's interesting or that people can relate to?
>Have you tried picking up a hobby that you have no interest in or that normies are into?
Not really.
>hobbies are for normies
Go find something you like to work on. People are attracted to people with interests like that. Learn woodworking or some shit.
Op's gonna end up fapping to gore then
WHIP OUT THAT DICK BOY
pig disgusting.
JERK THAT DICK NOW BOY
JERK THAT DICK AND LET THE CUM SQUIRT ALL OVER HER BIG BLACK ASS
STROKE THAT DICK TO THAT BIG BLACK BOOTY
FUCK YOU, LASHAENDATIFANAGWAYA!
WORST MAID SERVICE EVER! YOU'VE BEEN SWEEPING THE SAME ROOM FOR 45 MINUTES AND ITS STILL FUCKING DIRTY!!!
STROKE IT TO THOSE BIG OLE TIDDIES
BEAT THAT MEAT TO THAT JAP GOZILLA ASS BOY
CHOKE THAT CHICKEN TO THESE FAGGOTS YOU LIKE SO MUCH
Enjoy your wet dreams faggot. And stop with the "waaah girls don't like me" bullshit. If they're not dating you it's fucking fault not theirs.
Literally every single person in your ancestry got laid enough to have kids. Every. Single. One. Your mom, dad, grandparents, great grandparents, your grandparents grandparents, all the way up to when the great athiesmo created evolution and abiogenesis. If you fail then you're actually fucking retarded and you don't deserve any poon.
Don't OP, I tried the nofap for 7 months and it fucked me up completely. I became a oversensitive faggot. Don't, it will not get you chicks and you will feel to overemotional and stressed. So just don't.
Plus it gives you dick cancer.
It's healthiest to ejaculate 4-7 times a week, any less and you are essentially smoking a carton of cigarettes a day through your urethra.
Fuck I'm out
No it fucking isn't, once a month is all you should really be doing.
Ejaculating requires you to make a whole bunch more sperm, and that requires testosterone. All that testosterone could, and should be being used to build muscle mass and shit.
>OP has a plan
>OP starts to subconsciously connect diagusting shit with arousal
>develops several disguating fetishes that have never existed before
>all of that because he didn't go and fuck a girl
Rolling for this