What's your ultimate truth you have learned about women?

What's your ultimate truth you have learned about women?

ITT: understanding women

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They're identical to men except they have different reproductive organs.

oh except they tend to be dumber but that's because science; they're designed to be mothers whereas men are designed to be the smart hunter gatherer providers so its harder for women to get smarter than for men.

Men love idealistically. Women love opportunistically.

that's fucking deep man

This

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Women only have three needs- attention, food, and dick. If you aren't giving her those then there's a good chance someone else is.

I think its the other way. Women fall for status. Men love what they can get.

She's there to use you. Make sure she's usable herself.

Does she clean, cook, wash and care for kids like a pro? If not leave her ass.

Women don't know what they want /thread

they start demanding attention around 1 year old and never, ever stop

If men physically superior then women (and that's a fact), who says that they aren't also mentally superirior?

Devious liars

checked

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fucking get

What a waste

They aren't worth the effort.

They don't poop

that's what he is saying, that men are smarter.

Vaginal discharged

are all these negative thjngs about women true? not bait or irony or shit. these just contradict everything professors and media have said

Confirmed as fact!

Quints CHECKED!!!!!

I like being sexually dominated by women.

Women are basically children. Treat her like you're her daddy.

They all play too many games.

They are all in a cult about themselves.

Many are generally speaking, though there are exceptions to any rule.

Greatness waits for those who seek it.

You can't prove it tho. I could argue that's just society and how things have been since forever before first wave feminism

They have needs just like we men do.
And they will, under specific or extreme circumstances, act upon those needs in any way and under any circumstances necessary or available, just as we men.
They are capable of of more if not the same as we men are in regards to talent and ability, disregarding birth.
They are beautiful creatures.

>Happy 2017!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I multiple times fucke good 7/10 eastern ruope adn 1000/1 american standart girls, but when i do anal there is always alot of shit, like last time she was drunk and i went berserkk on her ass and suddennly, few seconds after anal came the stench, the awfull shit like( one week witout shiiting stecnh) and there is always alot of poo on my dick. And not like the one brownish we guys shit ,but somehow yellow colorish and more stinkish kin of shit. So my question is , i tried doing enema on my onw ass with the removable shower head. But i read is dangerous cause you cant control the prssure of the shower head nad you might blow your guts and feces came into your blood and shit gets real..................... But how does bithces in rl(not porn) get clean anuses

probably the fact that we lose our shit laughing. at smells.

BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA

Never expect any logic, reasoning, or level-headedness from them. They are inherently emotionally driven retarded creatures who should have never been given the vote.

that they are humans, men and woman are not as different as you neckbeards make them out to be.

>not as different

LOL, prepare to be amazed, fuckboi.

Women have all the sexual power. They are the gate keepers of sex and they know it. They hold onto that power like crazy because they know a flash of a tit or a quick fuck can get them places.

They will never admit this though, or at the very least try to downplay it. But it's huge. Just always keep that in mind.

The second thing is that most are used to being treated like upper class. They will expect to be treated like this from you. Instead look for girls who get thier hands dirty, the ones who generally haven't had that luxury, those are the ones you want.

Finally sex isn't that important. A good girl will want a strong emotional connection, someone who she can talk to or relate to. Be that guy.

That's about it.

>2016
>not marrying a beautiful sissy with the brain of a men and the body a woman

What are you wating, Sup Forums?

true. likely men and women are smarter at different things

Women are very ignorant to their privileges though they will use them nonchalantly as if it is normal.

A woman who is marriage material will be able to act logically in the same respect that you expect them to show.

The core issue is that men will fall for women in both categories, and not realise the difference. You will only find out if she is truly marriage material after shit hits the fan.

this is a fact. I had to learn the hard way.

Too bad this is shooped.

Quints of truth

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A. It's 2017, faggot.
B. No vagina = no deal

They have holes that feel good if you stick your dick in them.

femanon detected

>or maybe just a cuck

they are people
some are cunts some are cool

theres your proof faggot, kek confirms it

and there i hit a nerve with the neckbeard,
you dont like to hear the truth because it makes your interactions with woman seem like even greater failures.

Make sure the woman you're going to be with has her own long lasting passions and hobbies.

Otherwise you become her hobby, and it's no fun being the sole source of somebody else's enjoyment.

lets be honest, the truth is you are probably a shitty human, with shitty choice in woman.

and now you use that anecdotal evidence to paint woman after your own image, cause your a shitty human as i said earlier.

They can be less emotional invested in a relationship, esp when they break up they tend to move on so quickly.

>capable of more if not the same
>we men
weak b8, nice try though

IS THIS REAL ENUOGH FOR YOU FAG

That is a sad fucking shoop....

Spending that much time and effort to shop a cock onto a gorgeous young woman means you really just want the cock, and not the woman at all.

women will be sluts, but they have standards, which is ironic

I don't know if it's the vodka but I didn't understand a word. Can you explain it bettrr?

first quints of 2017?
checked

They will cheat under the right circumstances.

In the points game, women can easier date up than men can.

That's actually pretty true m8. This ass is for you.

Jesus Christ dude, it says the time of the post right at the top of the post.

THIS x1000000000000000000

both people gotta have some self confidence, and be able to love themselves, or the relationship becomes like a babysitter kind of situation.

a relationship where 1 person constantly needs validation of his/her own selfworth is draining on the long run.

if you guys want a happy relationship put together 2 people who know how to do theyr own things, but at the same time love eachothers company.

My mom is one.

You can find happiness through a girl but don't make that your main source of happiness

They're all fucking mental.

Women have it made in their 20s for dating but after that men start to gain the upper hand..

Society holds them to a much lower standard in most aspects of life. They may be criticized more for being sexually unrestrained, but in almost all other areas, they can get away with a lot more than we can.

This means it's a rareity to find a woman who doesn't severely disappoint you when you attempt to hold her to the same standards you were held to yourself, and it's why no matter how dearly, how loudly, or how completely you love them, they will treat you like an enemy the second you begin to treat them as if they've done something wrong- regardless of how wrong they are. That's like spanking a child for breaking a rule that nobody ever told them existed in the first place.

Find one who had a father who did more than spoil her and ignore every difficult conversation that might upset her, and a mother who you, as a man, respect without question. Then you will find your exception to the rule that says women are psychopaths

deep down, they're whores

Prove me wrong faggot.
>pro tip you can't

Who approcahes who user? Who's expected to pay user? Who gets their hands dirty user?

This is also a thread about your personal wisdom about women and that's mine you fuck.

Yeah, let's keep it going.

Real women are degenerates.

women are human beings just like anyone else

I think you watched this video
youtu.be/CMGtCBEe1NM

men fuck things up.

women.... are fucked up.

-- Louis CK.

hahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Don't fall for the vagina meme, boys.

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So are we

They make terrible friends. If you aren't fucking ger and she doesn't try to set you up with her friends then ditch her. Also think, how many times as a woman friend let you down or cancelled plans. They never seem to feel bad about it do they?

When you are talking to a woman. When she asks you a question. Have a solution rather than an answer.
>EX: "user, do you want to go to ___ tomorrow?"
>You might have shit to do, right?
>Solution: "I have something planned then but how about _____ on this day?"
They don't want an answers, they'd want you do do everything for them because they are lazy cunts

A woman can have as much sex as she wants. Its much easier for her to go and choose men as she pleases. Women have the privilege of getting sex easier and being treated great by men just for putting out and being a woman. If you find a woman who is marriage material she will overlook her privileges to be with you. Meaning, she will see you as much more special. She will know that even though she can get sex/gratification from other men, that you are the only one she wants to spend time with, because you are worth so much more to her on a deeper level.

unfortunately it takes a matter of testing this, to find out whether the woman feels this way about you, meaning she will probably be unfaithful first before she comes to realise that it is not worth fucking around and that you truly are the one she wants to spend her life with.

Most people will break up and become resentful at this point.

unfortunately for men, you can also view a woman as marriage material if she is not genuine about her motives.

They will promise and swear up and down to you anything to get what they want.

Then when it's convenient for them to break that promise, they do, and they'll justify it by blaming you.

They're crazy, annoying, they play mind games, they cheat just like men or worse, and it's still better than putting my cock in a hairy man's ass. I assume.

this.
women are designed to admire pragmatism. do shit and they love it, question, think about and fuck around and they're gone.

>>"I have something planned then but how about WE FUCK on this day?"

Do you think I'll get laid fast user?

You sure do, Fouad.

damn son, you sure like to blurr the lines between norms, and individuality.

but i guess you are only angry because you're not getting it on with woman.

and lets be honest, most of those norms exist because we males put them there in the first place by thinking woman were inferior mentally.
and now its gonna take years to remove them.

but here is a trick, dont date woman who expect you to pay the bills, and provide for her, its not hard.

99% of women are either ignorant as fuck, slutty as fuck, manipulative as fuck or all 3.. if you find that 1% who is a good girl hang on to em

No matter how great a woman is, in a relation they will all end up playing the emotional blackmail card sooner or later.

if you're confident (enough) you can fuck any woman.

ANY woman.

eyy its the shitty human being who dates other shitty human beings, and now thinks everybody is as shitty as the ones he is dating.

anecdotal evidence much loser?

Don't say it plainly. If you do, it sounds fucking retarded. Say you want to hang out with her on that day, if you're sending her a text put some winking or kissing emojis after that shit, if she likes you she'll agree. If you're an ugly nigger than she'll say she'll busy. Got it fucktard?

Pretty much that you can never fully understand them. my gfs mom went full scizoid tonight. Fuckin ruined my new years. made my gf cry. yelled at me for lord knows what reason..

She bullies my gf to prove she can make my gf cry(no clue why she did it in the first place or thought it was a good idea, but hey bitches be trippin sometimes). then gets mad when i calmly tell her she made me angry for making my gf cry.

I'm not confident, what now?

Also, I fucked up. I meant to reply to ->

Do you like things in your butt?

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

>2017
>choosing an hairy ass over a smooth round ladyboy ass

Women have children if you nut in their pussy

they really enjoy comfortable environments.

pic related. a clean, warm, inviting, comfy living room always makes the panties loosen up.

it has to come naturally. usually it comes with age. how old are you.