It's a series of tubes, how could you trust it!

It's a series of tubes, how could you trust it!


A series of tubes built by a WITCH!!! COMPUTERS ARE THE DEVIL!

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i literally feel like i am living in a cartoon.

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And not a fun Roger Rabbit cartoon. More like the shitty knock off version.

>shitty
>has Brad Pitt

Pick one

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The same people who think Trump solicited Russia to hack him into the white house, think Trump is silly for not trusting the integrity of computers and their security.

You people are pretty funny tbqhwyf.

I don't get it

A man says computers are complicated and everyone jumps on him

He's not even wrong computers are complicated

As a side note, Hillary trusted computers, look where it got her.

Or pick both

No one thinks he solicited russia to win. Russia got him to win on their own because it's the equivalent of dropping a dirty bomb into our political system.

Wait wait wait. You make SUCH A HUGE FUCKING DEAL ABOUT HACKING AND NOW YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN HOW TRUMP DOESN'T TRUST SECURITY OF COMPUTERS?

WHAT WORLD AM I LIVING IN? THE MEDIA IS RETARDED. ALL SJWS ARE FUCKING RETARDED.

MUH EMAILS WERENT COMPROMISED.
MUH RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION
MUH TRUMP IS STUPID
MUH TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER.

They are not complicated, the second there was a market for computers, they became easier and easier to use. But I guess to a chimp, anything could be complicated.

No you retard, us U.S.A. citizens just got tired of having a nigger destroy muh 'murica.

face it, you don't understand how a computer works do you

how many languages can you code in?

>He's not even wrong computers are complicated

trump voter detected.

and then you fags get pissed when people call you stupid, and deplorables.

kek.

>Doesn't trust computers.

Smart man.

He didn't say "I don't trust the security" of a specific system. He said "I don't trust computers"

He doesn't know shit about computers. It's fucking 2017 and he can't even pretend to have basic working knowledge of the tech systems that DOMINATE the world. Poor form Trump. Poor form indeed.

Also why are you so obsessed with hilary? It seems you plebs can't even talk about trump without bringing her up. It's very strange.

I'm actually laughing at how you think computers are so simple but probably don't even know how to code

But they are complicated.

Can you tell me exactly how a packet goes from point A to point B? and how your computer converts that to text on your screen?

Yeah didn't think so you fucking twat.

I can feel your virginity from here

To an idiot yes computers are complicated. Much like how a blender would confuse a caveman, or a coffee machine would baffle an orangutan...

computers are simple?

answer these questions
computers are complicated you're just too ignorant to understand

That's not what trump said.

i dont know how to code, and i will admit that. but i know my way around them and can build a computer and a network and trouble shoot shit if i need to.

computers are so fucking mainstream and normal part of everyone's lives that saying: "I dont trust computers. they are complicated" is something only a fucking knuckle dragger from the early 20th century would say.

stop defending your fucking king there faggot. at least for one fucking moment.

>He didn't say "I don't trust the security" of a specific system. He said "I don't trust computers"
Are you too stupid to read between the lines? With the current events happening, I'm almost 100% sure this is what trump was saying.

>He doesn't know shit about computers. It's fucking 2017 and he can't even pretend to have basic working knowledge of the tech systems that DOMINATE the world. Poor form Trump. Poor form indeed.
It's fucking 2016.

>Also why are you so obsessed with hilary? It seems you plebs can't even talk about trump without bringing her up. It's very strange.
Where did I say anything about Hillary?

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computers are complicated though in many aspects and to deny this is to be ignorant

Based Trump

ofcourse he is right again. trusted computing is so difficult to get right

>i dont know how to code, and i will admit that. but i know my way around them and can build a computer and a network and trouble shoot shit if i need to.
Congrats you can play with legos...

>computers are so fucking mainstream and normal part of everyone's lives that saying: "I dont trust computers. they are complicated" is something only a fucking knuckle dragger from the early 20th century would say.
Trump can sign into twitter, and by your definition he's now an expert computer user.

>stop defending your fucking king there faggot. at least for one fucking moment.
stop sucking your boyfriends dick for one second and learn2notbgay

lol. you fucking deplorable idiots. no wonder you stupid cunts voted for the orange man.

even my 8 year old nephew knows how to use a computer and doesnt think they are "complicated", but the fucking president of the most powerful nation on Earth does.

its is mind baffling to me that there are so many stupid people like you. it is really something my mind can wrap itself around.

absolutely fucking astonishing at how stupid his voters are.

Yeah, if you are going to ask someone to build a computer and its components from scratch, shit I can see how that could be complicated.
Using a computer is easy, made easier with the power of the internet. You can learn how to work a computer for free online.

Isn't Trump a 70 year old?
He's like the young generation, pro at using it, shit at understanding it.
It just werks.
He doesn't need to.
He doesn't need free porn, 100% of the reason we learn computah.

Of course they're complicated machines. That's not the point. He DOESN'T TRUST THEM. They completely run our world and he's afraid of them. He doesn't understand that people design and run them. Is he saying he doesn't trust the people behind the computers? Or does he not trust them MACHINES themselves.

Or does he even know what he's saying. He sounds like a foolish grandpa.

As someone who is an old(er) fag at 42 let me shed some light on all of this for you. No I am not as old as Trump but he like me was born before computers. You fgts were born into it, we adopted it. You fgts grew up with and on computers I was 26 when they became non-dialup. To someone like Trump computers are fucking confusing as fuck. It sucks every generation grows up thinking that they are smarter than the previous ones but in this case of you fgts actually are smarter at least fro a technology standpoint which is huge in this day and age. You fgts forget how old we are we don't know fuck all computers are not in our blood like it is yours. I grew up with a fucking Atari and Nintendo old school mario, now you fucks have virtual reality and gaming that blows my fucking mind and overwhelms an old asshole such as myself. not proofreading fuck off if grammar and spelling is off

>Congrats you can play with legos...

and your king doesnt. doesnt that prove my point?

are your reallly that fucking thick?

just say faggot. it's liberating

Look at this egghead who knows how to turn on Windows and restart a modem! Tell us more about your superior intellect

you obviously don't know much about computers

I've built my own and have learnt to code, they are not simple.

You are the stupid one, and so is your nephew.

Your 8yo pedobait can also learn a language easily whereas neither of us can.
Trump is 70, you don't learn new trick at this age, you refine what you have and play power games.

lol. you fucking sjw idiots. no wonder you stupid cunts voted for the orange pantsuit queen.

even my 8 year old nephew knows how to secure her emails and doesnt think they are "100% secure", but the fucking president of the most powerful nation on Earth does.

its is mind baffling to me that there are so many stupid people like you. it is really something my mind can wrap itself around.

absolutely fucking astonishing at how stupid her voters are.

> I grew up with a fucking Atari and Nintendo old school mario
So did I. I still don't think computers are magic.

I am an electrical engineer from Georgia Tech. I don't trust computers either. There is a lot of bullshit we do in both assembly code and higher level languages to get around issues.

We are also too dependent on technology as a whole anyhow. Especially because only a select few knows how they actually function.

nigger that is not politcally correct sorry fgt is as far as i will go

how old are you faggot?

i dont understand you modern chimps. I admit to the limits of my knowledge (i dont know how to code) and you think is a weakness?

you want me to just spew out bullshit I dont understand and pretend i know the answers like a fucking idiot full of shit?

if I was that kind of person I would wear a MAGA hat and would have voted for trump.

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No dumbass, his job isn't to build computers so dumbfucks like you are "happy" with him.

He has other people do this part of the job.

You're such a nitwit you fail to see how retarded you are.

Complicated is a relative term. Regardless it's irrelevant. Saying you don't trust something because it's complicated is an idiotic, fearful, ignorant response to technology. He sounds like a foolish old grandpa.

you really don't understand how computers convert text to screen? Are you 12?

There's a binary format for text shithead. ASCII in the upper level, then binary in the lower level. Do you understand how binary works?

If you can't understand basic binary I'm not going to waste my time explaining TCI/IP packets to you.

lol. this is a common conservative practice. you guys are to stupid for wit so you always copy and paste other people's comments and flip it on its head.

get some fucking original thoughts mate.

Build a computer from the raw hunks of materials needed to make one, or stfu

you literally grew up with computers as they did, fuck off, and i dont think they are magic just not as natural as they are to someone 10 years younger than me

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your king thinks computers are not to be trusted and they are complicated. thats the man you admire.

and you call me a nitwit?....

wholy fucking shit this would be comedy gold if your faggots didnt vote.

Uh, as someone who knows a lot about computers that's not altogether unreasonable. He's not saying he doesn't trust mathematics, he's talking about security. He doesn't distrust computers themselves but they way in which they're built, programmed and employed. Attempting to reduce this statement to "I distrust base 8 arithmetic taking place at high speeds" is pretty disingenuous, if anything he's throwing you a bone given the whole Russia thing.

SO you're putting words in his mouth. Do you think trump even understands which systems caused problems for him? What the breach was and how it occurred?

No of course not. He's painting with the widest brush like he always does "Mexicans are rapists"
"I don't trust computers"

He's a simple man with a simple mind. He's simple minded.

Most 5 year olds can use computers quite effectively, the president of the USA can't.

>I can build a computer
No, you can order pre-made parts and put them together like a child builds with legos, you're not actually building shit. You're just assembling at a 5th grade level.

Maybe you're just retarded. My 75 year old man isn't afraid of computer wizardry. He gets along just fine.

not clicking that shit nigger lover

i am your age.

you are just stupid. like every trump supporter.

MAGA mate.

Machines are fine imo, the only thing we SHOULDN'T FUCKING MAKE is ai's, its retarded that we make so many movies of them taking over but scientists still want to try making them.

My dad and I have always been kind of good at electronics and computers, we've discussed a few times how people should be taught how to build/maintain simple computers from an early age. A skilled individual could build a simple computer from complete scratch in a couple years if he was stranded completely away from any kind of society or technology, but it would require a set of skills overlapping that only a tiny number of people might have. Blacksmithing, survival, and eletrical technical skill are not commonly found all in one person. It can be done, but you're not likely to be the person who can.

He is not saying writing a code is complicated, he is not saying building computers is complicated, he is literally saying he is too stupid to use simple things made simpler for dim witted idiots. I guess signing into twitter and going on cocaine fueled rampages is a lot harder for him than I realized.

mental gymnastics.

Build a car from scratch or else you're not allowed to drive one.

Trump can sign into twitter? Are you sure? Didn't his campaign team lock him out of his own account for the last week before the election so that he wouldn't say more stupid shit? Pretty much 100% sure that happened, lol.

>have files in a filing cabinet
>would take a super spy to be physically there to steal
>have files in a computer
>all it takes is an idiot using factory default login/pw for a "hacker" to access them
hmmm...

fine. i can only do that (plus installing the OS).

now... tell me trump dick sucker....

can your orange man do it?

>1. US Gov has access to any US company's IT infrastructure..
>2. Amazon, Microsoft and Google are US Companies..
>3. AWS, AZURE, Google+..
>4. Everyone has an Amazon Account, Microsoft Account or Google Account..
>5. Alexa, Cortana, Google Assistant
>6. Datamining..
>7. ohshit.jpg

No one said they're simple. It's a strawman argument. This old fart said he "doesn't trust them"

As if they're fucking sentient or something.

I admit I am but my point is valid I am the last of a dying breed, I grew up without computers, all the einsteins in this thread are good with computers because that is all they do in life and should kill themselves, but the average asshole my age by and large is not good with computers not nearly as good as out younger counterparts

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Nice dubs. I hope trump does somehow shutdown Facebook, internet, computers. Let's only have phones that can call and text. That is my idea of paradise in this day and age. Wish I was a guy in the 70's where it was acceptable to be ugly, do drugs and have plenty of sex. I wouldn't mind unshaved pussy tbh

So you're saying he actually is saying "I don't trust people"

Sure thing, just as soon as you show me where I said they were not complicated to make/build.
Go ahead, I'll wait.

Trump goes out of his way to say really stupid things when real news about him has been released. It's to change the narrative. The amazing thing is how well it works both in distracting his detractors and firing up his defenders.

Build a house or sleep in the street.

>I am the last of a dying breed

thank fucking god for that shit.

i cant wait till you baby boomers eat shit and die.

build a human body or be a brain in a jar.

"I don't trust the human body, it's complicated"

You dont have to connect your computer to the internet niggers.

But computers are too difficult to use for an average person because they are complicated to make.

>objectively the best president since Reagan even if you hate his politics
>he destroyed murrka!

Protip you're about to see the thing that makes America great get destroyed.

Yes.Now prove me wrong faggot.

you don't have to, but they are anyways.

So what? The leader of the free world should be an exception to that rule. I have higher standards for the president than I do for the average mouth breather...but then again, maybe I shouldn't.

dude im at 42 old and fat just ate at a buffet by myself in sweatpant no fucks to give way ahead of your 70's guy yolo aint that what you jits be saying these days, got money, gonna sex tour in se asia at some point

i agree i hate old people aint baby boomer tho fuck wad gen X i think , also you must be so cool on 4 chan on NYE im old no fucks to give whats your excuse , neckbeard LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i think that older people probably have a much more intelligent comprehension of dangers of computers than young people.

younger people think that computers are this magical world where you can literally put all your personal info in and no one will ever, ever see it or have access to it. how naive?

in a way seeing it as a series of tubes is almost better, in a way.

dont have to. i've made my point.

keep sucking his (below) 5th grade level dick. i dont give a shit.

he went on record saying UNGA BUNGA ME NO TRUST GLOWBOX IS WITCHCRAFT not two hours ago.

Obviously he can't, he said so himself.

Fuck, sorry, wrong user.

Sure, just as soon as you point out where I said building/making a house wasn't complicated.
...Also, I actually have built rooms and houses, including the one I'm in.

Real useful those files that you can't share with anyone, except maybe by pony express.

So some stupid Hollywood shit is more intelligent than scientists? AI would be no different from any other intelligent lifeform, they are less likely to be murderous psychopaths than an average human. An AI is no more dangerous than a creature that can think, being scared simply because they have minds of metal and not flesh is foolish.

all those announcements about jobs coming back...stock market gains...yep end of the country.

Oh nevermind, anything positive must be fake news.

Anything can be complicated, but anything can be learned.
But can't expect a con man to learn anything but con people.

Talk about missing the forest for the trees.

You don't "get" metaphors do you?