I got ditched tonight... I waited all night to go have fun once you got back from your party. I took a long bath and soaked my skin soft. I dressed up and I watched the hours pass, the ball drop, and the bowls kept ashing. But no. You are there. Have fun.
I got ditched tonight... I waited all night to go have fun once you got back from your party...
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please....dont....be a trap....... :(
Please be a trap :)
I am not a trap. Femanons lurk but chastising and being called manly at least keeps me quiet mostly.
i know that tattoo,
this isn't your first time posting.
You know the rules
Show butthole
And that's why I hardly post...
Most cannot grasp honest expression
Post ur snapchat ill fuck you :)
No. It's not. Ive got a long time coming here. It's strangely a comfortable place.
Lemme smoke u out, then impregnate u ma :^)
Do you like clamps on those nipples? Delicious
if dubs, post webm of you stripping
your hip is glorious
roll
Stop being dependent on others for your happiness. Smoke a bowl, drink a beer and play a video game. Fuck.
Satan wants us to make an army of serpents. Not drooling children.
i dont meant to not praise your boobs but im not a boob man
Since it's new years and all, can we get a nude booty pic? :^)
Nice nips hun
fuck boobs
I'm a chin man
OP has weak chin with no character
the only redemption is a butthole picture
I like the way you think, Sir!
Eh, fuck it
It's blurry. Redo.
well, i got ditched by date later on discovered that she went drinking with my cousin.
they are having sex now, im pretty sure.
but well tbh i really dont, i just wanted someone to share a beer and talk about 2017.
moar?
this
what a nice guu
>guu
guy
Thank you
You have such a great body. Why the fuck are you ruining it with those white trash tattoos?
Thanks hun. Nice soft buns. Where are you at?
That's what I call, a nice booty!
i humbly request an upskirt pic (with an actual skirt)
please
ViHey boo, could you show me your body in doggie style position. Thanks hwy
Don't let yourself down because someone doesn't value your time.
Next event make sure you do your own thing. Be free.
>dat waist
how the fuck did you get ditched tonight?
>I got ditched tonight...
nice tits. who ditched you? also NewYears is fucking overrated. I've never had a rocking New Years party.
HOT MOMMA
Beautiful
You probably have a boring personality and rely solely on your good looks. Try being more interesting.
shes' probably crazy trash going after some guy out of her league.
OMG THIS
re-ask
this
They're all dead people.
I spotted another tattoo there?
would eat
average tits , small ass , manly tats. 3/10
Do you like getting your ass eaten?
seems like lisa simpson in witch costume flying on a broom
when you die will you get a tattoo for me on your pussy?
signed,
Moot
Dat ass is phat ma
blah blah blah chad stood you up for some other girl
and now you're here showing off your body for attention
and i'm sure you blew someone else off too, or you had other options but you were focused on chad
let this thread die boys, we saw everything we needed to see
she is riding barts dick
You gotta nice puss
nah nigga, moar booty pics bb?
Yeah, dead weed leaf, lisa simpson, an eagle and some shit on your thigh.... very original and classy.
thanks for posting, i am a giant fucking loser and pictures of you naked helps me forget that
Hey bro let the girl have a bit of company, it's not hurting anyone.
This. Until you learn to love yourself without another person you won't be happy even with one.
I was waiting fir my childhood crush. We're seeing eachother but we're nothing "official".
I'm odd, but not boring. I'm doing a PhD in mortuary, I raise a uromastyx, I paint and have been paid for several paintings and creative writing pieces. I also do taxidermy and keep 2 hunting dogs.
I think you're right about that!
fuuuuugggg
You sound like a dynamic chick
incredible body!
I'm here making myself happy...
Will you snap me if I post my snap chat
Not only yourself hun ;-)
could you do a shot of you spreading your pussy? getting close
It is
this
thanks for that pic
i dont mean toask you to do the chore of recording and uploading, but id love to hear your voice or laugh
If dubs, give us a rear end view doggystyle pic with timestamp saying
>Luv u Lord Tasteticles
bump
Thanks lol
...
You had me at phd in mortuary
I'm not giving up yet, re-roll
You don't happen to be in Australia by any chance :-D
fug
Can I fap to your pics
>trashy tattoo
My, how very trashy.
>implying you wouldn't eat and penetrate dat ass
We can play name that tattoo all day. If I gave a shit about my tattoos dor other people, id get them on my forearm so I could be a special snowflake. They're hidden until I'm naked because tattoos are my coping mechanism.
tattoos are personal so who gives a shit
fuck that faggit, moar ass pics?
You like to play with those balls?
>Reply
Weed tattoo. Holy shit what a fucking loser.
People like this made weed uncool.
Bet she works at a vape shop.
some of us are tryin to masturbate you stupid bastard
Holy shit this.
...
dubs
roll
Thoughts on anal?
don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of sexy girls of your place on surl.im
I dig it if you ease in first
Roman Missal, Easter Vigil 18, Exsultet.
>Ctrl-V
Goddamn, you're the GOAT
hnnnnngg
Nice heels hun, can we have a peek at those toes?