I got ditched tonight... I waited all night to go have fun once you got back from your party...

I got ditched tonight... I waited all night to go have fun once you got back from your party. I took a long bath and soaked my skin soft. I dressed up and I watched the hours pass, the ball drop, and the bowls kept ashing. But no. You are there. Have fun.

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please....dont....be a trap....... :(

Please be a trap :)

I am not a trap. Femanons lurk but chastising and being called manly at least keeps me quiet mostly.

i know that tattoo,
this isn't your first time posting.

You know the rules

Show butthole

And that's why I hardly post...
Most cannot grasp honest expression

Post ur snapchat ill fuck you :)

No. It's not. Ive got a long time coming here. It's strangely a comfortable place.

Lemme smoke u out, then impregnate u ma :^)

Do you like clamps on those nipples? Delicious

if dubs, post webm of you stripping

your hip is glorious

roll

Stop being dependent on others for your happiness. Smoke a bowl, drink a beer and play a video game. Fuck.

Satan wants us to make an army of serpents. Not drooling children.

i dont meant to not praise your boobs but im not a boob man

Since it's new years and all, can we get a nude booty pic? :^)

Nice nips hun

fuck boobs
I'm a chin man
OP has weak chin with no character
the only redemption is a butthole picture

I like the way you think, Sir!

Eh, fuck it

It's blurry. Redo.

well, i got ditched by date later on discovered that she went drinking with my cousin.

they are having sex now, im pretty sure.

but well tbh i really dont, i just wanted someone to share a beer and talk about 2017.

moar?

this

what a nice guu

>guu
guy

Thank you

You have such a great body. Why the fuck are you ruining it with those white trash tattoos?

Thanks hun. Nice soft buns. Where are you at?

That's what I call, a nice booty!

i humbly request an upskirt pic (with an actual skirt)
please

ViHey boo, could you show me your body in doggie style position. Thanks hwy

Don't let yourself down because someone doesn't value your time.

Next event make sure you do your own thing. Be free.

>dat waist
how the fuck did you get ditched tonight?

>I got ditched tonight...
nice tits. who ditched you? also NewYears is fucking overrated. I've never had a rocking New Years party.

HOT MOMMA

Beautiful

You probably have a boring personality and rely solely on your good looks. Try being more interesting.

shes' probably crazy trash going after some guy out of her league.

OMG THIS

re-ask

this

They're all dead people.

I spotted another tattoo there?

would eat

average tits , small ass , manly tats. 3/10

Do you like getting your ass eaten?

seems like lisa simpson in witch costume flying on a broom

when you die will you get a tattoo for me on your pussy?

signed,

Moot

Dat ass is phat ma

blah blah blah chad stood you up for some other girl

and now you're here showing off your body for attention

and i'm sure you blew someone else off too, or you had other options but you were focused on chad

let this thread die boys, we saw everything we needed to see

she is riding barts dick

You gotta nice puss

nah nigga, moar booty pics bb?

Yeah, dead weed leaf, lisa simpson, an eagle and some shit on your thigh.... very original and classy.

thanks for posting, i am a giant fucking loser and pictures of you naked helps me forget that

Hey bro let the girl have a bit of company, it's not hurting anyone.

This. Until you learn to love yourself without another person you won't be happy even with one.

I was waiting fir my childhood crush. We're seeing eachother but we're nothing "official".

I'm odd, but not boring. I'm doing a PhD in mortuary, I raise a uromastyx, I paint and have been paid for several paintings and creative writing pieces. I also do taxidermy and keep 2 hunting dogs.

I think you're right about that!

fuuuuugggg

You sound like a dynamic chick

incredible body!

I'm here making myself happy...

Will you snap me if I post my snap chat

Not only yourself hun ;-)

could you do a shot of you spreading your pussy? getting close

It is

this
thanks for that pic

i dont mean toask you to do the chore of recording and uploading, but id love to hear your voice or laugh

If dubs, give us a rear end view doggystyle pic with timestamp saying
>Luv u Lord Tasteticles

bump

Thanks lol

...

You had me at phd in mortuary

I'm not giving up yet, re-roll

You don't happen to be in Australia by any chance :-D

fug

Can I fap to your pics

>trashy tattoo

My, how very trashy.

>implying you wouldn't eat and penetrate dat ass

We can play name that tattoo all day. If I gave a shit about my tattoos dor other people, id get them on my forearm so I could be a special snowflake. They're hidden until I'm naked because tattoos are my coping mechanism.

tattoos are personal so who gives a shit

fuck that faggit, moar ass pics?

You like to play with those balls?

>Reply

Weed tattoo. Holy shit what a fucking loser.

People like this made weed uncool.

Bet she works at a vape shop.

some of us are tryin to masturbate you stupid bastard

Holy shit this.

...

dubs

roll

Thoughts on anal?

don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of sexy girls of your place on surl.im/L7MK

I dig it if you ease in first

Roman Missal, Easter Vigil 18, Exsultet.
>Ctrl-V

Goddamn, you're the GOAT

hnnnnngg

Nice heels hun, can we have a peek at those toes?