2017 celeb thread

2017 celeb thread

Soon all of America will join the new year

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Glau nudes when?

is Sup Forums loading pictures like shit for anyone else?

The east coast is all that matters, fuck the rest

sometimes

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When I become President.

I live on the west coast. Sure I'm surrounded by idiots, but it's okay in the north.

>asks for nudes
>does not even contribute a picture to the thread
would you like a mega link, linkto user?

who ?

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>>does not even contribute a picture to the thread

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M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is the r-reason I-I'm v-very happy this n-new year and I-I h-hope e-every p-poster h-here has a-a world cl-class c-celeb m-mistress woman a-at his beck and call a-as well....

Not for me, but clicking post numbers to reply to them directly sometimes pulls out random chunks of text from somewhere else on the page instead. It's been doing that for hours.

Autumn Miller?

from?

Almost 2017 here. Exciting. I guess.

don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of sexy horny girls of your city: surl.im/L7MK

F-f-f-f-f-f-fuck of-f-f-f-f a-a-a-a-and d-d-d-d-d-die st-t-t-t-tutterf-f-f-f-f-fag

that's because you had the text selected

I checked to see if that was it, and nope. I've seen it happening to a couple of other users on Sup Forums too.

Stutterbro is always welcome in these threads. Whiny bitches are not.

>inb4 i ain't following yer rules hurr durr
I don't expect you to. I just want you to know you're not wanted here.

leave him alone

who??

Yeah 2017!

Stop enabling stupid forced memes.

weird

autumn miller

I love Selena more than most.

Stop being a whiny bitch and let him do his thing.

>Stutterbro is always welcome in these threads.
No.

I love her more than anything.

If no one speaks up about annoying shit, then people will continue posting annoying shit.

alright, I tried asking nicely who this was

P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sir... M-My m-mistress m-must b-be o-of c-concern a-after w-walking d-down a-a busy street f-from the Top Shop Coffee hub today to our c-car she h-had a-at least three men c-come u-up and sl-slide their new year's hand shake into h-her blouse and pants...

f

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Someone already gave her name:

don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of sexy slutty girls of your city: surl.im/L7MK

Yep. Again people who want him gone are not welcome here. Keep it to yourself or fuck off.

You keep posting annoying shit. Am I making you stop by pointing it out?

You need more patience brah.

her name appears twice in this thread at least

I'm a bit torn really. Split three ways.

I-It w-was h-horrible and sh-she w-was g-gasping f-for big b-breaths a-as I-I watched their h-hands c-cup h-her b-breasts and p-plunge the d-depth of h-her s-soft p-pinkish panties...

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(To the tune of "You're the one for me now, fatty")
Retards are not allowed to live now, faggot.

That doth not bode well for you.

Selena is the closest thing to a waifu I have. It goes way beyond just wanting to fuck her.

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You know what? I'm kind of there too.

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Looks like we need to fight to the death, then. There can be only one.

I-I d-didn't kn-know wh-what t-to do s-so I-I j-just st-stood there l-like a l-lamp post and w-watched h-her spool u-up and b-beg me w-with her e-eyes f-for toll tale intervention, which I-I h-had e-every intention o-of bringing o-once they l-left... They h-h-had v-very b-big skull c-crushing h-hands s-so I-I knew o-once they l-left I-I w-would b-be there f-for Vic, l-like a-a super being...

Nah. I'll just be happy with Kelli. She's probably number one for me if I'm being honest.

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*sheathes katana* you chose wisely

I'm tired of this bitch who dresses like a fucking candy.

Yes I did. But not for the reason you think.

Yummy fake.

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*teleports behind you*

I'll invite you to the wedding.

>calls someone a faggot and retard
>uses irregular sentence structure
>fats shams
>denies the basic human right to live
>posts Bella as a poster child
i think there's a song of that somewhere but i can't think of it now user

oh no!

ditto

In several treads for the last two months, I was promised new fappening pics, but I have yet to see one.
Why have you teased me for two months Sup Forums?
Why would someone go online and tell outright lies?

I didn't promise you shit you naive idiot.

Sup Scarlettbro

I'll never lie to you.

Nobody to blame but yourself

psssh nothing personnel kid

No not you. The other guy on the internet did.

Long time, no see, darling. How's my fellow MCU-babe lover doing?

>rumored mudshark
>looks stoned
>dresses like a whore
>many boyfriends and relationships
>has not prove herself in the music industry beyond her niche fans
>small boobs
>4.3/10 face
I can see why you find her very attractive

she needs to have that mole removed.

there's another guy on the internet?
I thought it was just us
wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

You know why people with poor opinions have to vocalize them? Because they usually come from lonely losers.

There's a hacker called Sup Forums and a few others.

>crawls out of his parent's basement to post a rebuke
>accuses strangers of not bringing the celebrity nudes to him
shit ==we are doing our best

savage

My parent's doesn't live together.
Neither of my parent's has a basement.
I have my own appartment.
I don't have a basement.

Also, I suck at the english language.

>makes uncalled for personal statement about my personal life
listen boy; i have a wife and two kids so fuck off

Not bad, had a pretty chill NYE since we got snowed in and couldn't go out. Hope you had a good night, bruv.

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You can be married and still be lonely. And a loser. You could also be a liar. You also leave people alone for expressing their feelings. And don't act like that was what you were doing. You were just being mean and edgy because you think that makes you cool.

>717291232
I have two wives and three kids
so YOU fuck off

Nat alyn lind. Where is it

Everyday is kind of the same shithole for me.

Sup Forums helps sometimes. Other times it makes it worse. C'est la vie.

I-I know she g-goes through a lot b-because I-I d-don't bring i-it every d-day; I just h-have a-a tendency to s-stay quiet and suck m-my thumb w-when alpha m-masters h-have a-a thought t-to grab m-my mistress and use her like a-a towel... I-I always t-tell h-her that I-I'm s-sorry though and she always accepts m-my apologies and w-we m-move on...

fucking buried

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don't be sad scarlettbro. at least we have Marvel girls.

She i-is v-very b-beautiful s-so whenever w-we g-go even f-for supplies there i-is always o-one strong a-alpha who must t-take h-his due on u-us and c-crease Victoria's panty or b-bra r-rim f-for a-a minute...

That's always a silver lining.

i don't know who this is but i want to remove her bikini bottom with my tongue and eat it

Sorry to hear that, man, but glad Sup Forums helps sometimes.

Listen to this guy. Marvel girls make everything better.

I-I mean the alphas in here c-cannot but relate t-to l-looking a-at this w-walking u-up to them o n the street and forbear taking a-a little slice o-or rub...

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