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Presentation day Edition

tfw finally found a type of coffee I like so I can drink more than tea at work

Good Morning /cum/

Hi

>?

had a pretty good birthday yesterday drinking by myslef

Huh?

one of you burgers has a birthday too apparently
so happy birthday, tyrone

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America's a bunch of cucks, think about it, a black guy giving the BBC to the pure white woman known as America, and basically everybody relevant voted for it to happen twice

thanks

>used to fap to shuz drawings like 7 years ago
>today on a whim I was in the mood for some hentai so I browsed doujins
>stumble upon shuz doujins
>he's made a whole bunch
All this oppai loli is fucking destroying my penis but I can't stop.

Degenerate

This was fucking hilarious

>Be a 10 year old
>Want a great outdoors birthday
>Have it crashed by some crazed woman saying "kill all niggers" while brandishing a gun and waving a confederate flag

That's just straight up absurd, I would never believed it if someone just typed it up on twitter or something.

@71729973
stop being a degenerate pedophile

Sort yourself out.

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> Ancona dies
> Milo's career dies
> Manfred gets outed as a pedo
> Trump's approval ratingd are abysmal
> Moonlight gets Best Picture
> Two muslims win academy awards
> More and more whites are proving themselves to be a danger to society

2017 is going GREAT!

cumskin genocide when

It's not my fault oppai lolis are literally perfect.

I'm not a pedophile. I just like boobs that are disproportionately huge for the frame. Plus the playful innocence. When it comes to "real" women I prefer mature women by far because they have experience and know what they're doing in bed.

i can't stop fucking coughing

i dont wgere i am

I wanna fuck that cake

Why 35 years
Kys

good with milk
t. food pro

are you cakesexual?

They pointed guns at children while yelling racial slurs. I think that breaks a lot of laws.

7 min for brandishing, 5 min for death threat, 5 years for criminal trespassing or something, and a jury that thinks you're crazy for threatening a random kid at his birthday party

hatecrimes should get life desu

why is mtn dew voltage so fuckin good

why is 2017 so bad so far gamers
i just want everyone to have a good time

>tfw don't like video games anymore
>mostly play out of habit
>rarely enjoy them

After reading this it made think they got 35 years for just waving the flag. Didn't know about the gun till later. And the man who was arrested was Mexican

idk everythings just melting down

guess we'll just wait and see how the rest of the year plays out, maybe something good comes out of all this shit

the same thing happened to me except i got so desperate for enjoyment i started playing kids games

i j-just want to have fun again

All I've been able to get myself to play lately has been Overmeme and various Paradox map painters

Actually he was spanish.

It's got electrolytes!

Torment was just released

I'm sort of hyped

Also played some Northgard and it's a nice settlers-esque game

hate crimes shouldn't exist if they don't apply to everyone

true
i wanted to play night in the woods but apparently it's bad
shame since the art and music was nice

>tfw tf2 has gone down the shitter with the "muh competitive gaem" attitude from leddit
>joke of a dev team actually listens to those retards
>competitive mode to be like csgo lol!
>considering buying OverHype to play instead
should i buy the base game or should i get the origins edition for only 5 bucks more at my Shartmart?

What if he was Italian

>>competitive mode to be like csgo lol!
More like
>competitive mode to be like Overwatch lol!
>should i buy the base game or should i get the origins edition for only 5 bucks more at my Shartmart?
Origins just gives you skins and some shit for other Blizzard games.

one off
I kinda like the bastion and reaper skins but i dont even play any other blizz games

Better. We could have used it to piss off Salvini, like that time an Italian got arrested in Morocco for terrorism.

Don't tell that to me, I don't make up the laws or enforce them, if it were up to me, more hate crimes against white's would be reported and brought to justice.

Not him, but I think any hate crime against any race no matter what should be punished bc its fucking retarded for a white guy to be charged for a hate crime against a black guy when a black guys says the same thing but replace blacks with whites and he'd be getting off scot-free because of the retarded "blacks cant be racist" meme, and i'm not even white.

If you want them, buy it. I like Overwatch, but I played CSGO before it.

I'm not disputing that. in a logical world that would happen, but such is not the case.

>mfw the ayys will someday see our retardation in governments planetwide and will fuck off immediately because we're too stupid for the ayys

Don't move a muscle /cum/, this is a stick-up.

how was your weekend lads

is there anything worse than anime?

short

yes

anime inspired western cartoons

comp mode should have been here years ago

rip weabootique, house of virgins, and fighting amphibians

seen a woman in a nasty woman sweater

she was cute but her friend was fat

>non-cambodian uganda macedonian posters posting ITT

How long until civic nationalism becomes acceptable? 3 generations? 4?

>non-cambodian-ugandan-macedonian poster complaining about non-cambodian-ugandan-macedonian posters in a cambodian-ugandan-macedonian thread

JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T STOP THIS COUGH

IT HURTS MY ALREADY SORE THROAT

MY SIDES HURT FROM DOING IT SO MUCH

FUCKING KILL ME

chill the fuck out, take some delsym max strength

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I DID

BUT IT SAYS NOT TO TAKE MORE THAN 20 ML IN 24 HOURS

Right now

>HTC
>Oneplus
>Motorola pre Lenovo
M8 could I fucking adopt you? You and the image-maker? Nougat and google assistant stock on these devices is god-tier

>tfw uganda

nice timetamp digits

dead board, dead general, dead thread

STOP SCREAMING
THAT'S WHY IT HURTS

Was supposed to have a presentation this morning lads, spent all night working on slides and shit, got to the library an hour before class to brush up some stuff, and then started having weird stuff happen

Heart palpitations, difficulty breathing, paranoia, completely out of nowhere. I'm sitting in the bathroom now shaking and sweating and it's freaking me the fuck out, I tried to stand up but I got dizzy and almost hit my head on the wall. my presentation started five minutes ago

Am, I dying?

Why aren't you at work right now, /cum/?

Student lad, I quit my job a few weeks ago to focus on having a life outside of school.

Now I can actually succeed in my hobbies again

Mornin guys
I work night shift and am a student

prostitution isn't a hobby

Weightlifting, piano, violin, and boardgame design nigga

But yes people pay to fuck me, through buying dinners or what have you. I'm a pretty boy

>someone links some subpar sloot on instagram in another thread
>notice she has a patreon listed
>gets over $3k/month just for posting selfies on instagram
Why oh why couldn't I have been born with a vagina

Call the hospital

It's abating a bit, think I'll cab home and ride it out, if it doesn't get any worse. I'll go to the doctor this afternoon.

I've awoken, my friends

Mornin

Professor is talking about diversity and "how far we have to go in society" and shit right now

Bout to HEEM someone buds

TayTay

Good morning burgerfriend

>tfw lunch break in 10 minutes
feels good

And I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the U.S.A.

Want to KMS after seeing all my wasted potential

Nothing in life matters bud

freedom ain't free

I am, but things are at a standstill at the institutional level so I'm shitposting until the whole thing blows over

I'm a full time student living in gibs

would you fuck Kellyanne Conway?

I'd have to see her feet first before I make my decision

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Not too bad, just old. I'd let her hop on my couch

LALALALALALALA *boom*

she's 50

Refreshed, full of hopes and dreams

She probably knows a few tricks then