>a few weeks ago I ordered a dildo for my fiancé for when I am out of town for work
>it arrived and is significantly larger than me so I ordered a smaller one and had to keep the bigger one because you can't return it
>tonight I was fucking my lady and pulled out the dildos for some reason
>she's blowing me and I started fucked her with both dildos, ended up using the larger one that measures almost 2.5" diameter and my cock is 2" diameter (not small at all, but the dildo is huge)
I gave her oral and used the vibrator, she said it's the best orgasm she has ever had.
>I started fucking her and she literallly said 'I can't feel you hahaha' I fucked her for maybe 20 more seconds and came
>later she commented she 'still felt lose' and I said we should probably get rid of that dildo and she said 'no, why? It wasn't bad'
>did I fuck up?
A few weeks ago I ordered a dildo for my fiancé for when I am out of town for work
subtle cuck posting.
saged
You fucked up by nothaving the balls to go to a sex shop in person so you could see what you were buying.
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Dude you fucked up
>things that never happened
Getting "loose" is a musclar problem that mostly happen after birth, that can be simulated by some pornstars to create the illusion that a male dick can do this kind of damages...
Either this is bullshit, or your girlfriend is going to need diapers in like 5 years.
You better murder her OP this is some serious shit. Dubs for murder
Did you ever have sex in your life? Because I dont think so.
Yes I have had sex literally thousands of times with 20 or so different women and been with my lady for over six years. I'm 29 and she's 26.
Lost greentext saved for future ylyl best of threads.. but yeah better get yourself a big black bull
You must have a tiny cock then because if you had a big one you would have noticed that the girl got a streched out pussy after sex because you rammed a cock inside that thing and not the slow way. Or maybe you just have slow, boring sex. We may never know
Yes I have had sex literally thousands of times with 17 or so different women and been with my lady for over six years. I'm 29 and she's 26.
you somehow managed to cuck yourself.
Im honestly impressed that level of beta/autism exists
>>SELF-cucking
is such a thing even possible?
OP must be this guy in this old thread
That's fucked up man I'd be loading a gun not packing my bags
Not this guy, he is an actual chuck. I'm not.
OP here. It does turn me on watching her cum extremely hard and I want to give her the most pleasure she can handle. I just don't know if girth toys are going to mess up our sex life sans dildos.
Fucking same I already told my girl she ever cheats on me ill kill by strangulation in front of a mirror so she will watch herself die and throw her body in a fucking mineshaft never to be found and keep her family guessing holy fuck that story pissed me the Tee total fuck off. Fuck me I need a cigarette now.
quints
He's probably killing his girlfriend now
Nope just going through her phone now. But she's clean or hiding the shit she just better hope I don't find out
honestly it's nothing to be threatened by as long as you're both having a good time. Don't make it out to be something it's not. You can buy a fleshlight (destroya thing is absolutely mind blowing) that feels better than the best pussy in the world and she can sit on a butternut squash for fuck sake. As long you guys are doing it together and enjoying yourself there's nothing wrong with it.
>20 or so
>29
>6 years
Hey, Grant. Sorry to say, buddy, but your girl posts on Craigslist on the semiannual regular. It's always the same message with the age adjusted as time has gone on. She's not satisfied. She does say she's attached. She also invites Chad to go fuck her in your sheets. Don't worry, I think she might have specified no niggers. Might not have, I don't remember for sure. Happy new year!