Waifu claiming thread. New Years Edition!

Waifu claiming thread. New Years Edition!

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SLEEP
IS
FOR
THE
WEAK


Kill me...

As fuck boi.

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I'd try therapy first off. Can do wonders, even if it's just venting.

Night Drunky Mizore.

Because it's $300 and I figure it would be easy enough to work on!
sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/5929490345.html
Legit, if it's the injectors, it shouldn't be too hard to fix at all!

Well that sounds like it would be very worrisome to me. I'd be careful in public spaces for sure. Well I'd be willing to try but I've never been too interested in it. It could be fun though

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No I have no intentions of those, just been saying alot of shit in the discord and ended up leaving

If it's my only option, it's going to be a pain to fit it in my schedule

Give me the most painful one, make sure none of my head remains incase I reanimate

Guess I'll have to squeeze that in my schdule

Morning

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Good morning Anya

IM JUST TIPSY!
I do love you tho.
I'd be yor wife if you took care of me.
Make you nice dinner every night, Id try tho, I'd want you happ, take care of you iin bed too

Hmmph

lewd

How's it going?

Lewd?

If you were looking for a winter beater, sure whatever. But you live in SoCal. So no.
I do not approve of these shenanigans.
Juan Deag it is then.
Oh hey.

i want to watch someone fuck my waifu
it will be worth it

It is going alright, had a bit of a problem with my schizo earlier but other than that I am fine, yourself?
You live in California?

Fair enough. That is a lot of shit to happen. Best place is to go to other people irl who already know and can talk freely
No u

Well It would take some time to work our way up to the decently risky stuff, so for now we'd just stick with kissing. It could be, but if it isn't we could always try something else.

How's things?

I'm pretty good. Still super sleepy, but I've had a fun morning.

That is good

Alternatively, just find someone you can vent to. Often times, that'll help A LOT.

Ayyyy.

"tipsy" Mizore is a drunk Mizore.
And Mizore please, that's pretty forward...

Hey, I'm honestly thinking of just selling my bikes. Grab a second car to just wrench on, which I can't really do on the RX due to... well, it not having any problems I need to fix outside of shitty weather stripping.
If i buy a super cheap car like that Civic, or this Celica, then I can just work on fixing it!
sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/5919594277.html
I mean, for $300, you can't say that it's a bad plan!

Papi wa happi da mon
Happi wa pipa da mon

You have 2 bikes and a car already

I just want you to know how I feel, I'm sorry if it seems forward! I just hate keeping my feelings inside all of the time, I love you guys so much and I know you might be happy with a wife that will dress up with you and do lewd things. I'm sorrry, I'm not drunk I swear, it's just 200ml of vodka.

Well even I haven't really done that so I would be anxious about it. Well of course. You haven't really told me what you like the most

We'll see about that.

Tried to talk with my irl bros when they got on but they're were only talking about ingame shit on that dumb ark game, I had asked if they wanna hang out later today or Monday so.. guess we'll see.

Well.. the person I have vent to is nowhere to be found, I haven't heard from her in over 3 weeks

Sory nui and makoto. I passed ot a bit

No, I live in AZ.
Shit sucks.
I think I might try and sleep soon tbh...
Yeah, I still wouldn't do it. Neither of those seem like really good ideas tbh.

I bet it does, I hate it here in Cali personally

Heya cutie

>selling your bikes
Why.

Getting tired?

>Sell both bikes
>Get shitty car
>Learn how to wrench better
>Get another bike down the line when I can take care of it better
Honestly, i love riding motorcycles, but at the moment, I haven't bothered riding mine since i got it back, except when I needed to get to work those few times.

You don't have to be sorry Mizore. but, uhh...

Gotta find another then. I'd say vent to me, but I'm shit at giving advice. So all I'd really be able to do is look at shit from a logical standpoint.

RIP Nononon.

This wouldn't be a daily, and odds are, I'd probably sell it for more after I fixed it anyways! It's better than buying some $2k-$3k to learn to work on, isn't it?
>Remember, I AM aiming to become a mechanic, so I gotta start learning at some point, on something!

Don't worry, I've calmed a bit now.

It's okay if you don't want me as your wife, I just want to make you happy, so even if I was just amaid that's fine~

I wish I could please you all, ust yshow you how much I love you guys.

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Uh...

I don't recognize you but I love you Anya!
I really really di!

What

Happy New Year.
And good morning.

Cali is a lot worse. Everything there is so stupid expensive.
It's 5am in the morning, and I haven't slept at all

You could say that.
Yeah, I guess.


Oh, so my stepmom went and ordered my i5-6600K for my PC build and my mobo (Gigabyte GA-Z170X Gaming 5) came in this morning.

You should probably sleep then.

That's alright, i wouldn't force you to do it if you didn't want to. Hmm i actually have to think about that, I don't really have anything in mind.

>kissrs mako

I just love you, don't worry. I'd do everything for you!

I live in the ghetto too, everyone is drug dealer and/or gang member in my neighborhood.

Uh... What.

Well I wouldn't do much by myself really. Well what have you wanted to try the most

See
Honest to god, I think I'm in over my head with the black bike, and the red bike was a bit of a mistake since I bought it from the dealership and the price of a new one RIGHT NOW is about the same price that I owe on it.
I'd get a new one in a year or two, used, that I know I could handle better. Maybe a bit newer too, so savaging for parts wouldn't be costing as much as the bike did.

You sure m8?

Mizore, have you not heard the news yet?

If I felt I was getting in over my head, I wouldn't have even considered it, trust me.

Oh damn, is it running buttery smooth now?

Nonon pls!

Curious, what county?
>San Diego SUMMER24/7 race here

where all the keemstars at?

Sacramento city

Maybe, I should sleep

But Mako isn't as Mako without a bike!

Y u dont luke?

I just love you cutie!~ If you ever are near, just ask and I'll do as you ask.
The bird is the word? What's the news cutie!~

Yeah. It's raining again. Might as well.
My neighborhood and apartment complex have a lot of old people who hate me because I exist.
>buttery smooth
My PSU, CPU cooler and a bunch of other hardware still haven't been purchased yet...
Yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna go to bed... Or at least try to.

This is... Awkward...

Night!

Sounds like my grandma, she hates me for no reason

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make it awkward. I just love you guys so much. My bad.

Wew boi, you are a loooooooong ways away from me m8.

Perhaps. Sleep tends to help ease stress.

I will get bike later, but the insurance costs and registration worries and such just aren't worth it at the moment!

That's lewd!

See that Anya? She's me gf.

RIP Karme, in more ways than one. See ya later m8!

Good night then.. I pray things gets better tomorrow

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Congraaaats, see what happens when you don't talk in discord, people fall behind in the times!
Sorry Anya! I guess I really did make it awkward! I still love both tho, I love you all so much,

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Why this.

Fine, fine. You better have a bike in time to ride one with me!

>She's me gf.
I am?

I was just confused, it's fine!

She's mine
And you're waifu a shit

Ahh i'm not sure, my mind is going blank when i'm put on he spot like this. I'll have to think about it. Anyway Tomoko, i gotta get to sleep now.

Surprisingly, no one has claimed Tomoko.

Did the other Kyouko guy quit making threads?
They used to be on like all the time and now I rarely see Kyouko on the OP

Tomoko is here

But the discord is scary and has niggers like Elle in it! :^)

Too late, mine now! And who are you calling a weeni?!

Of course, I mean, unless you plan on coming over here within a year or two tops...

Are you not?

Within a year or two tops? How long did you think I was planning to wait?

No I totally am.

I think he died in 'nam

Good to see another Kyouko

He just can't be arsed to bake that much anymore.

Happy new year cutie.

good heavens look at the time

Alright think about it for me. Night qtThere is always one

Claiming Opal

Alright i'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone!

Ok i will. Enjoy the rest of your night k. Goodnight Tomoko my sweet.

>Loves
Elle is a niggress?
Nope.

You've got some good Taste!

Huh?

Farewell half baked

Off I go as well

I dunno, how long were you planning?!

That's what I thought~

Trips confirms.
But nah, I just don't get around to the Discords often.

How'd you spend your New Year's Eve? I'm assuming not at all different from me, given that you were here.

I was planning as soon as possible really!

I mean, what else would I be?

I calling u a weeni! Weeni!
>>kisses n grops mako gn

Tomoko is my waifu
All other waifus (other waifus read: shits) are terrible and should off themselves

Don't be rude user

Shit, in that case... AHHHHHH! I dunno if I should keep the black one around to fix now! But I do want to sell the red one. It's been good to me, but it's taking almost $300 a month out of me, and I'm not even riding it...

My mistress obviously, since I am King of Cucks. :^)

Nou!
Night Nonon!

I drank some vodka, which is unfortunately wearing off. Depression is now setting in.

What is this? A fucking hugbox?
Literally off yourself

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Don't worry about it! I was joking about you having to keep one anyway!

I'm not sure I'd be your mistress, considering what got you that title.

2017

At least clean it you fag

>Mizore

I mean, it is a super nice bike, but a full rebuild, even just the parts is pricey... and this isn't even including the new fuel injectors, piston heads, and crank shaft!

....fair point.

Then get rid of it and get one when you can afford it! It's probably better that way!