How did your new years go? I slayed a 16 year old completely out of the blue. Pic semi related...

How did your new years go? I slayed a 16 year old completely out of the blue. Pic semi related, not her but looks similar.

>House party at my place, one of my flatmates is around 18 (Alcohol purchase age in New Zealand is 18).
>Flatmate invites some friends, one is 16. Pretty cute, solid 7.5/10.
>We are all rural people, not country hick type, but far enough from the nearest city to be considered rural.
>Talking about guns and sheep with some people over 1 or 50 beers.
>We shall call her S from here in.
>S wants to see it. It's just a shitty Norinco SKS, nothing special.
>I go grab it from my room and she holds it and has a play, we let a few rounds off out the back.
>Put the gun back and continue drinking.
>Night getting on, drinks flowing. Everyone sweating because it's the middle of NZ's summer and still 25 degrees.
>She asks to see the gun again.
>sure.jpg
>"I'll go and get it".
>"Wait, I'll come"

I'm going to point out here that I am an idiot when it comes to females. I really don't care for them and how their brains work, if they want to fuck, they need to make it obvious.

>Get up to my room, hand her gun and sit on my bed while talking spaghetti about guns.
>Asks me to show her how to hold it properly.
>She sits in my lap while I position her arms.
>Starts to rock on my lap. I'm rolling with it thinking she is excited about the gun.
>Gun goes to the floor.
>realization.jpg
>Clothes come off and sexual congress was had.
>Not really worth going into detail. It was sloppy drunk sex.
>Flatmate walks in half way, hands us both a cigarette - was pretty funny.

All in all I managed to piss of another female who was there because she had been semi flirting with every guy in the place and was somehow offended I didn't spend all night trying to go for her. I call it a successful night.

How was your new years Sup Forums?

Shit.

drank some whiskey with friends and watched movies from the 40s

was on twitch all night, played some cod like a faggot.

I sat playing the new Pokemon games while drinking and watching fireworks on the local news.

>Middle of summer
>25 degrees
>sweating
>NZ

Fuckin pussies

How far have you gotten?

This.

>pic semi related
>I jerked off to loli while pretending anyone would ever actually want me

I just went to Brisbane last week and fuck my days. How the HELL do you cunts live like that?

Got a phonenumber from a cute brunette and didn't get wasted af this year. Success all around .

>16
Didn't know sheep lived this long

Also, this. Fucking puss.

Had sex

...

Got pretty drunk, had to walk home because all the taxi's were busy. Had a fun night with a lot of fireworks.

>pic not related

sounds nice

kek

>taxi's
>'s
>'

Got laid and stayed up til sunrise

I went to a real party for the first time.

pic related

Played wow legion and watching a hot grill on twitch

for the love of god MOAR

Had some drinks, managed to not get wasted somehow, stayed up untill 7, thought about becoming an hero, the usual stuff

>exerting yourself
I got blackout drunk (by myself), and from what I remember, I had an amazing fucking time. Made fettuccine with scallops and danced my ass off.

And now I'm drinking again at 8am

You did good user, have a good 2017!

Shit something really similar happened to me last year. We're still dating.

New Years was pretty boring, surrounded by people I don't know and don't give a fuck about, at least I got wasted though

I went to a friend's ex's new years party

>All my friends were there anyways since he is cool with his ex.
>I show up late at 11:15 completely sober
>start drinking
>friend tries to flirt with a girl who I noticed sizing me up earlier
>she shuts him down hard and brutally
>I swoop in and say "but I can have your number right"
>wasnt being serious, I only wanted to mess with my mate
>she actually gives me it
>we talk but I'm not feeling like flirting with some random, i just came here to hang with the lads
>leave her mid conversation and just pretend she doesnt exist anymore as i hang with my friends
>a bit after new years she grabs my hand from behind and tells me to follow
>we go in her friends bathroom and make out
>I finger her and make her cum in 10 minutes
>she was definetely dtf, or willing to give a blowjob at least
>debating if worth it
>hear lots of people enter bedroom suddenly
>We are now trapped in the bathroom with lots of people outside
>i text a friend to tell one of her friends(who owns the house) to clear the room
>we exit
>turns out her friend is a girl who hates me from back in childhood days(I was a womanizing cunt back then too)
>get kicked out of the room as she tells the girl to stay away from me and then lectures her on me
>get text 5 minutes late "we need to fuck sometime"

Plans set for monday lads, wish me luck

i smashed his girl years ago, fell asleep in her bed, woke up to go to the toliet and found her friend squatting in the hallwayh pissing on the carpet. carried her back to her bed and finger banged her , then went back to the other bedroom lol

underrated

>25 degrees
>Using terrorist units
You mean 74 degrees American?
You sweat at that? You pussy.
My temperature range here goes from -25 to 90 and I've never broke a sweat.
That's -31.7 to 32.2 for you Ausfags

Listen here cunt.

>terrorist units
The US is one of two countries left in the world using the imperial system. Imperial weights are now defined using the metric system.

>You sweat at that? You pussy.
It was about 11:30pm - The coldest part of the day. Try hitting the late 30's during the day. It hit 39 just today.

ITT: Muh dick

>hahahahashaaxysax you're just a bitter virgin

Your military uses metric.
5.56mm rounds etc.

fuckboi ;)

ate three (three) oliebollen

No, that's NATO.
My military uses Imperial

50 Cal BMG
30-06 Springfield
45 Cal ACP
30-30

Our military does not use .30-30 dolt.
.308Win is 7.62x51 and 5.56 is also .223Rem