/b faces / r8 thread

/b faces / r8 thread

Better version cause I'm retarded

>i'm retarded

you've said all that needs to be said, OP

I will try to inditificate your nationality, user
OP, i think you're from south-west Europe

He looks like another russian from vilage

Face would look better with a little facial hair

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FAG! PUTANA! KURWA! ПИДОР! SOSAY

bitch do i look like i care
>inb4 yes

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kk

hi james

Yes

nationality?

...?

Why does he keeps hamster as pet? It's 2017, we eat rodens.

You are the only man I have ever had a homosexual attraction to. Congrats.

That's a scorpion / spider / reptile / amphibian you dipshit. Notice the heat pad?

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I'm being 100% serious.

yep

So OP where r you planning the shoot-out?

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Rate or h8

Irish.

How far are you from Ohio?

I know I'm a 10/10, but r8 me anyways.

?

Why not both?

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Are you wearing pants? Or you naked down there??
Either way I am still gonna stick it in ya

6/10 easy. can i see dem tittays?

You pass/10

>I will try to inditificate your nationality, user

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You're not terrible

i would totally wreck your anus. protip: i have posted pic. who would you let fuck you?

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ITT insecure faggots looking for compliments. You all look like shit.

Lick my balls.

kk

Handsome, I would like to be your friend you look like nice man

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Western Europe not Russia

i like blacks. plus one of you rated me 6/10 and another said "not terrible" and you want to wreck my anus soooo... no.

Why everyone ask me about it

You look like op. Kinda

I like your boots. Wanna fuck?

Fatass/10

J U S T

Could still probably outrun you.

You look like you suck a lot of cock/10

only if you put your willy in a cage and use a big black strapon on me

I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year. Enjoy the leaks and leak one yourself - snap-leak-cf

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We'll keep chasing you. Until you lose the weight.

nationality?

I doubt it

I like your eyebrows srsly

You look held captive/ 10
Smile

quads don't lie.

But I am a rugby player so my body is more stocky than fat. But thanks anyway.

Why does your left part of the face want to leave the right one

I'm always surprised and somewhat scared everytime I realise how young people on here are...

be jealous faggots

Yeah I'm proud of em

Natural expression

Nazi

Ok.

desu

R8

you don't look german...

nice trips/10

huh?

Relaxed bitch face- Google it. I have relaxed sad face

ok fake confirmed. fuck off you attention whore faggot, back to your basement

ayy

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hokay

You look like you need some lip balm

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You have one of those faces I just want to punch, over and over and over again.

I do actually, it's annoying

you look kind of like iDubbbz

8.5/10

I got something that can help...

I do wanna punch myself from time to time, can't hold that against you

AWW YESS

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

They look practically same

It's the half smile grimace smug look

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...and what's that

lip balm, obviously

The precum on the tip of my dick,

it's a trap

You look like a genuinely happy dude!

tell that the thousands of mudslims living in naziland