Year of the cock thread

Year of the cock thread.

is it that year already?

Did you kill Letho?

Yup

Oh, you've got 70 tokens on the field? How about I just... "return" them all to your hand for 2 mana?

Yes, please do.

:c

doesn't returning tokens just remove them from play? how does that work

excellent, i'm ready for friendly things when you are

Yes. Imagine going through 5 or more turns just gathering tokens and then getting them all just removed for 2 mana.

*does a friendly thing*

Holy shit, Roy's alive.

Indeed I am.

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I didnt like him, he seemd like one of those types who cause more problems than they're worth.

hey man, people gotta just plan for the future in each match or they're gonna just get ripped a new one

*does a friendly thing back*

He turned out alright. You gotta give some people a chance.

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ohai niber

Some things are difficult to plan against without making too big sacrifices.

yey

heyy

its ya boy

yeah that's true, it's really situational

happy new year, how's it going

happy new year to you too, i'm just sitting here loathing the fact i'm going to work tomorrow. how about you?

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oh hi para

Is he in the third one?

baja

Its a Salandit

Yes, yes it is

ay

I've managed to create pretty interesting decks with what cards I have. They're quite versatile and more than a little infuriating to play against.

you

hi

happy new year

sup sup?

oh hi

uh

salandit

If you didn't kill him :p

He helps you in the battle at Kaer Morhen.

Looks like a character Spawn would take a liking to.

ayyeo

Ditto to you to, badj

How's it hanging?

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Nothing new

I dont need any help.

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Not sure if that is a compliment or insult

lame, but it's gotta be done, right?
it's going alright, just got a week of nothing but waiting on my phone and class starts next monday

can i say i'm not surprised?
it's the most fun way to play card games like that, at least in my opinion.

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You really don't, honestly. What skill tree are you focusing on?

Neither, really.

Would be hanging better if I didn't have to wake up tomorrow

I'll have three days off after Tuesday, so that should be some relief

happy new year
how's it going

that's good, do you have to work weekends?

Doing fine.

Yep, I unfortunately do.

I was going to do potions, but that felt like skyrim where you pause in the middle of a battle to eat 20 cheese wheels, so I went with magic but everything besides quen was garbage and quen felt like cheating. So im using swords right now. I usually Axcii someone and rend them.

not as good, but at least there's some time there for what you want to do

MTG is so fun.

thank nef

Oh, I see. Pretty much same here.

It is not enough that I should win, everyone else needs to be crushed.

Did you drink lots of Finnish VODKA for newyears?

I went the sign path. Honestly didn't use quen til the end of the game nearly. Once you get igni to burn the shit out of things, it's basically game over. The bosses unaffected by burn were a horrible attrition-based bitch. I feel like swords is probably the best path to go overall.

Uhh.. what?

I never got into it.
However, I do have a near obsessive fascination for the Hitman games.

Its amusing if you get a good Aard hit and knock down four enemies and start impaling them and get the last one right as they're about to get up.

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In my experience, sign playstyle has a strong beginning game that trails off toward the end. Which the hardest part of the game is just starting off so it worked perfectly for me especially when you're playing death march.

having a deck that can do a lot is good but it's gotta be in sync and rhythm, you know?
i'm sure you've got that down though.

the satisfaction of crushing other players is greater than winning

did what i say not make sense? it looks like it did to me

i thought you didn't have to work weekends so you'd be off for a while longer, but at least you have a few days off soon to do what you want, also assuming you don't have to commit to anything those days

Rooooooooooooooooy

Yes, this is dog.

I went straight for that flamethrower thing and id always get hit by some asshole while using it, I found the respec potion and stopped using it.

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It's weak as fuck, honestly. Igni is only good for the burn condition it can cause. The flamethrower is just for style. When I started, I immediately maxed Axii and watched everyone kill themselves.

This is Cait. Not at my computer since I'm exercising.
Dude
You're back

its all new people now

How was Christmas? Sorry, I meant to text you.

How new is new?

i haven't been here regularly in.... 3 years

I also meant to text, but it never happened.
Fine. Got stuff like a cake book and tea and random other stuff.
I've had a decent time with what family I've had, just a bit dull at times.

The road to something is paved with good intentions. I don't remember what. Probably furry porn.

I know you don't handle dullness like I do.

Well, some of the people would have been around then

Nef and Badger at least. Probably Roy

>3 years
>old
>implying

No, but I did drink wine.

I remember. They are rather good.

Naturally. I try to focus my decks on control and synergy, speed and strength are so boring to work with. I tend to have one or two particular strengths in a deck, a particular special rule that stacks and works along with all the other rules. I aim for a generally good and versatile build that's not overkill until I get to mid-game. I'm still undecided on some of the planeswalkers I use. They're alright, but I'm still not quite feeling it, some of them don't sync as well as I'd like with the other cards I use.

Yes, savouring their despair as you either take control, remove or make obsolete anything they might throw at you.

I like Aard for style, like the stabbing finishers or shooting people off cliffs.

I've been up to nothing good.
I'm trying to fix that a bit.
I just sit around and do nothing at all far too much.

>3

I had wine for christmas. Thats really all I got.

dont remember nef from then?

i think i remember badger.

Only used Aard to fuck up shield users. It is fun to punt people off of cliffs with it though, I agree.

You're slowly becoming me.

Then we should hang out more and do nothing together.

this guy

flirted a lot with katia

Sounds good to me. I haven't played Overwatch in forever.

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.

ehhh.... did he have a diff avatar before that?

i don't think 3 years counts as old

i love control decks, if you get your cards right you can just control every aspect of the game like you're god, almost. i used control decks in hearthstone all the time but that game is just cancerous RNG. i'm not sure what you mean by what planeswalker you use, is it like your "character" card, in a sense?

who needs curve when you have counters to their curve

If you actually wanna play Overwatch, then I'm stoked.

Ill probably become really bored when I beat it. Maybe just end up going back to blazblue.

No, just this one

3 years is a while my dude.

Then yeah i have no idea who he is lmao

In his defense, the population of people here can change dramatically over the course of 3 years.

>who needs curve when you have counters to their curve
I gotta counter to your curve bb.

I think that's probably the only game we have in common, really.

The story in W3 is good, at least.

Is there a new one?

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Three years is no time at all, my hand is still fucked from when I broke it three years ago.

If I die from this hangover someone tell Jeff to get my dick stuffed to use as a dildo.

Do you sound like Christian Bale today, Dev?

Goddamn that feels like yesterday when that happened.

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i might have misread what you posted

o bb show me that counter

Doesn't matter, since I hardly play anything else nowadays.
Hit me up later for my tag.
Man, I'm just happy that you're back.

It's granite.

I'm trying to make an effort to undo stupid mistakes. We'll see how it goes.

I was saying i didnt really recognize anyone here because i haven't been here in 3 years (except apparently once last summer?) so everyone was now.

Surprisingly I got 100 euros and an EDT.

so who is this?

Control is where it's at. It's just a shame I can't get it rolling right most times before I annihilate the opponent. Planeswalkers are this relatively new element introduced to MTG. I think they came around about 5 years or so ago. They come into the field with a number of loyalty counters on them, in effect, their life. You use one of their abilities once a turn, like sorceries, and they have an effect that does something and it either adds or subtracts loyalty counters from that planeswalker, depending on the effect. Personally I never liked them, but some of them work really well with certain themes so I've taken to using them.

The only thing I really haven't found a good counter to is hexproof. That shit is just whack.

Nefelpitou doesn't ring a bell?

dev~

Central Fiction came out for PS4. Im waiting for PC release, but I do play it with a friend of mine.

The ring and pinky fingers are kinda off center and the right side of the hand is till kinda mangled looking.

Though I don't really know what happened, I wish you the best with it.
You've done no wrong by me, at least.
I'll always be around.

Hard to go wrong with money, though less a sentimental expression.

Aezin, and not really?
My memory's shit mostly. I do remember dev though, and i remembered you, i just wasnt 100% on that being your name.

They've been around a little longer than 5 years, I remember them from back in M10.

I can only assume it's good if you're playing it.

Is there still a lot of pain involved in it?

have a fun trip?

as in literally or metaphorically?

that sounds a little wonky, i don't know if i like that.
hexproof? like, they can't get hexed?
that sounds broken