Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

Sameji claim’d

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GAS THE KIKES

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Previous:

Your father sounds like fun, I can't wait to meet him.

I'll be on the lookout.
NO.

Claim

I think now you have to spend at least 5 to add someone

(Kuome)
Yes... waaay too lewd!

You know the mark a glass full of water leaves at the table? He once screamed at my mother because she didn't put the glass of water on the exact spot where that mark was left

YES

カラミチーマス

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still here


and


yeah i need to grind out the baby version of my favorite tank

Hmph!

Shiro claimed.

No need to apologize, I was talking about evangelion.
>I watch my family play
Do you creep up on them, watching from the shadows?

Why does she have a blue line on her arm?

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OK
Gorgeous.

A lot of them come from humble bundles and shit, so no, I never played some of those, but I played a lot of them regardless.

I stayed home. I don't go out for social events
I went to the theater today and the parking lot was packed and I started panicking before even getting in the building

...I hope you're trolling.
I'm sorry I laughed.
That's pretty funny.
Would he yell at me too?
I think Koume likes you~

That is perfect and cute!

THANKS

He would probably yell at you, yes

I once loaded the dishwasher and forgot one bottle. He got angry at me, telling me if I can't do it properly I should just leave it.

Most of the time I creep up, yes, I don't want to disturb them. You know how gamers are.

I should sleep but I do not want to =-=

jesus are you that much of a loser? :o
thanks I worked very hard on it
magnum
her dress got caught in her arm like in the animes

Yes

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It looks like she got stabbed in the arm -_-

Lmao!
Oh I have a family member like that, I just laugh at him. I'll try to be as perfect as possible for your sake.
>mfw

oh fuck

did you go alone?

I usually go with my mom or dad :o
I'll stab you if you insult my art -_-

>the rory is cute

My father and brother :o

your condom has been exposed :o

Pls don't -_-

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>deleted
It's already been seen

Well then stay awake I guess

Well, I can't laugh at him since he also used to hit me for shit like that. I'm more scared than anything of him.

That sucks, but fortunately it's dark in the theater.
Is it Tomoko level social anxiety?

Chances are you interrupted them masturbating countless times.

Don't bully the hibi, you meanie!

Don't worry, Magnus, no one saw.

I read that as "My father has a boner"

what movie did you see? :o
don't bully me and I won't bully your boyfriend -_-

np
The hair looks surreal.

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The Rory is always cute

There were 3 other people there when I sat down. I kind of spaghetti'd and half sat into 6 places before sitting down though
I don't know how bad Tomoko is
He might have
Assassin's Creed :o

i need to learn Katakana asap.

I'm curious. How has living with him affect you emotionally and mentally?
Only once.

what expression is that? :o

it looks like googled pink spaghetti
eww how bad was it?

What made Rory better than the other characters?
Lewd!

"heavy nasal breathing"

It was what I expected. A movie version of Assassin's Creed :o
Not really, it happens

I don't know really. I would need to psychoanalyse myself, but everyone knows doing that is stupid.

I just got to the part where I usually just stay in my room so I don't have to get out and deal with him and his bullshit.

Are you Alice? You write like Alice.

Don't kill me

so bad? :o

do you sit in the back or front of the movie theater?
it's not him

I am Alice
Middle :o

Baby please delete this

Personal beliefs. Objectively, either Lelei or Kurokawa are the better waifus. Sonozaki is a close third. But Rory had the better reasons for what she does, and we think alike.

No :o

Lukomoko Here :]

How is everyone?

Thinking of having a massage to balance out my TS/GG ratio - But I've had an STD scare in the past and don't want to go through that again.

And I don't mind spending the money as I once spent $200+ on a meal a girl walked out of....

Anyone want to talk me into/out of it? ATM I'm more out than in, but tempted.

Now I'm starting to feel sorry for my nieces.
They have the same type of dad.
Should I let them live with me if they want to get away from him?
Ah, I see, my bad.
Good morning!
You think like a sick person?

do you butter your popcorn? :o

What do you mean what expression?

But it's 19:37 right now :o
Also, how do I write
I didn't buy popcorn. I had water :o

what?

Do you want them to live at your place? If yes, yes.
If no, no.
You live your life, not that of others. No need to sacrifice yourself.

jesus fucking christ
I meant the expression on the cutie you posted
it's 4pm

did you meet any cute girls? :o

Who..... who are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=NdJAO_Pz17Q

I didn't meet anyone, I went from the door to the theater, theater to bathroom, and bathroom to car :o
This annoying person kept hacking like they were going to spit behind me. It was disgusting :o

I'd never bully you, you're my favorite beaner!

Well, I guess it's okay if you just sit in a less desirable part of the theater. But didn't your family look at you funny when you spaghettied through the whole place?
>Watamote
You may wanna watch it. Just 11 episodes.

Chances are they have fast escape plans ready because they are used to creeping, but be sure that 25% of the times you lurk around behind them, they are still hard as Kruppstahl, throbbing and begging you may leave so they can bust a nut.

What's the matter, AUTISM4S4E?

Que?

No, Rory loves life. You cant have a good death unless you live a good life. Taking life needlessly, for selfish reasons, means your life is worthless. If it werent for Itami being hesitant to take lives, and willing to throw his life away to protect others, Rory would have left him.

im me?

How do you write, it's hard to explain. Like someone who is going through a lot, hiding a lot of pain, but you won't let that get you down, you're strong even if you don't realize it now.
I don't mind taking care of these brats. Is your father the cause of your, um, depression?

I think she had to poop o:

watamote was cringy -_-
do you have a girlfriend? :o

I think he played a part in it. Depression is never just one problem.

my waifu only

Why do you post that other girl? Don't you love mai?

hmm I liked that pic

do I have a scat fetish? :o

I sat down in the center. There's better sound there because when they test it, they sit in the middle so it's aimed there.
They weren't there yet
>Just 11 episodes
But I started watching Blood+ and that's 50 episodes
>Like someone who is going through a lot, hiding a lot of pain, but you won't let that get you down
This part made me chuckle. I appear not down because I'm always down. When down is the norm, no one knows otherwise
>do you have a girlfriend
I have Alice

I post other girls all the time :o

so mai is just an avatar? :o
she's not real -_-

I usually creep up on them when they're playing but they know I'm there because I make sure they know. (footsteps or light coughing). They'll turn to look at me and then invite me to play but I always say no.
You're so innocent to think that way.
How does Rory live her life?

Why would Mai be an avatar of mine :o
She's more real than my girlfriend or boyfriend :o

No I don't have that D:
You do?

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I've seen some weird adult video
I wasn't paying attention to the names :o

so are you never gonna get a gf like tomoyo? -_-

xD

These pain meds are making me sleepy...
Do you still talk to your father?
I'm sorry for all the questions.
I want to hug you...

I watch weird stuff do but I don't really like it.
I think?

I don't want to avatarfag as Mai, so I post other anime girls, but I don't want to have to pick a different character to post each time so I stick to one.
So I'm claiming Mai, and avatarfagging with Sonya, but I'm not roleplaying as either of them.

Me, innocent? Doubtful.
Rory lives by moving around, passing the dead on and finding new experiences. Living whats left of her life among people to the fullest.

Sure, but also relatable.

>They weren't there yet
Wait, so can you drive by yourself now? Am I getting people mixed up?
>Blood+
I liked that one a lot two. But you can watch that first and then Watamote on Wednesday.

How many are there? And do they all play the same stuff?
Also what painkillers are you on?

Of course I do. He's still family. I can't just shun him when he lives in the same house as me.

yeah relatable to losers with no social skills :o
you should stop watching it then

weirdest thing I like is bestiality but it's not that weird

sorry for the late reply but i think what i said is how they do it im not sure if they do anymore though

Did Tomoyo -_- get a girlfriend? :o
Hugs are nice
They weren't in the theater yet. They didn't have to see my shamefur dispray
>Watamote on Wednesday
But I have like 40 episodes left, and school starts on Wednesday

I wish he'd make me his boyfriend -_-

no :o

I should really watch that anime already.
She seems so playful.
My whole family! I don't live with them anymore, but when I visit I like to watch them go crazy. Last year they were playing some tank game for Xbox
And i'm on something called oxycontin, I don't know what it is but it's not strong enough.
You should talk to him and confront him about his anger problems. And if he hits you just punch him on the jaw and knock him out easy.
He'll never hit you again after that.