Jersey Shore

Wut happen?

This can't be right

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>women

Oh jeez. Roger sure messed her up.

She seemed so perfect around seqson 2-4.

They took her

She UNJUST herself.

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Woah. She looks way more attractive now.

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she was always the hottest

So he became even gayer?

grandma?

Good god

The situation more like the inflation

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What about the white girl that was on there a couple of times?

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>tfw Snooki became the most fuckable one (not implying she wasn't already)

Well the snu snu version of her was hard to look at.

KYAAAAABBBBBZZZZZZZZZAHEEEEEEEEEEEIRRREE

omg the horror

Around what age was the cast when the show started?

Ryder?

Angelina was the best one.

Uuuuuuubbbbbeeeersssareheeree

>tfw ron will never poop on your face while you you sleep again

why does he look like jay leno

That's her. Thanks user.

WHAT THE FUCK

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I have no idea why I'm finding this so funny

She looked better as a fatty

Can we all agree that this was the most fun reality tv show of them all?

what would jersey Shore be like if it were on today?

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A fat camp

Him and Pauly D are the only ones that haven't aged like pure shit. Great job guys.

salty bitches whining that the guys always bring home younger girls instead of trying to hook up with them

They would all be black or asian

based pauly d

who /still hits their GTL daily/ here?

Hell yeah, Vinny
He and Pauly D were always the cool ones, and they are the only ones who look decent now

Vinny looks even better than he used to. props

>Italian-Americans

Strong cheekbones and chin make men look like men. And he decides to fuck himself with injections lmfao. You gonna get work might as well do it right. What a bad situation.

He aged well but he was also the youngest of them all so he isn't even actually old now.

She looks like that 38 year old chick who has been a server at Chilis since she was 16 and still hangs out with all the 21 year olds she works with while she tries to get them to do roxxies with her and her boyfriend who is a line cook at said Chilis.

She really doesn't look any different, her ability to apply make-up just never advanced past that of a 16 year old girl.

>She really doesn't look any different
man, you are unironically gonna end up with some single mom

Jesus Christ she's like 35% face.

looks great in this fairly recent pic tbqhfempai

why are all cosplayers so fucking ugly

what if I AM a single mom?

not that user, but he's right. The only real difference in the two pics is the harsher lighting in the recent one

JUST

no
he's not

the difference is that one looks like an attractive youthful woman, and the other looks like a grizzled hag slathered in makeup.

the fact that you guys can't immediately spot the difference suggests overwhelmingly powerful beta genetics. you are programmed to find grizzled hags on a level with young women because that is your role in the genepool

me on the right

He's the only one left with a career. I saw him dj once he was pretty based.

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honestly pauly d seems based as fuck

he still makes like 8 mil a year from djing

you're wrong. You can't compare soft lighting with harsh direct flash lighting. see pic in this post

I can't see the detail of her face in that pic

Well I'm sorry to hear that

cause now

I will snatch EVERY mother fucker birthday

exactly

right
in the two pics where I can see the detail, she looks like a hag in the new one, and she looks pretty in the old one

got it, so you're just a stupid blind retard. Have a good day faggot.

what exactly does a dj do to make him "based as fuck"?

No, you just can't tell the difference between a woman who is in her prime and a woman who is past her prime

it is objectively true that she is past that now. and you can't tell the difference.

a nigger is a nigger, propped up by the jewish media or not

you never watched the show?

Shit. He's the best looking. Would spoon with.

Going overboard with plastic surgery. First 2 seasons she looked normal and really hot. Then she started to slowly turn to shit. S4/5 jwoww is nightmare fuel.

Your mom

He was the only down to earth one on the show besides vinny. He's actually a good dj too. He had the whole club moving that night.

>He was the only down to earth one on the show besides vinny.

they were both faggots who threw a shit fit if someone or something got in their way of getting laid that . situation was the only true bro.

best scene in the entire series

>ronnie getting forced into a fight on the pier or whatever
>someone calls the house to tell them, mike picks up the phone
>pauly d relaxing on the couch overhears the conversation
>throws on his shoes and is out the door to go save ronnie
fucking based

>who threw a shit fit
>pauly d
>throwing a fit ever

he only blew up like twice and it was always because some girl was being retarded and kept pushing his buttons.

Tell me, is that hairline natty?

JUST airbrush my shit up

pretty far back so probably. Doesn't mean he's not on propecia or wahtever.

that you pham?

chris "the cuck" stuckmann

THERE WILL BE NO GRENADES TONIGHT

Most of them aren't even full Italian or Italian at all, but okay lol

SOUND THE WHISTLE

low test need not apply

she's not black

perfect fucking material.

Please tell me this is real

how has none of them done porn already?

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Reunion when?

because they're still probably semi rich and the only ones who would be desperate enough to do it are angelina and the situation.

meh. Jwwow and Snooki keep trying to do DIY shit.

The show only ended like 5 years ago. They will probably have one at the 10 year mark.

>5 years
You fucking lying sack of shit.

wow, I would fuck the shit out of her

I like him, he doesn't have a chin like me :,)

Just fuck my situation up senpai.