ITT: OP tries to fuck a pregnant girl he matched with on Tinder

ITT: OP tries to fuck a pregnant girl he matched with on Tinder

I'm an autistic virgin trying to get laid famm, I don't want to fuck this up for myself. What should I say to her?

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>I think your glowing, what brings you to tinder?

angle for her reason to be here.

Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.

I've been thinking about what I want to do to you all day.

ROLCE ROYCE AGAIN

she seems annoying already CANT DRIVE CANT DRINK COFFEE fuck off ya boring cunt

I can pick you up.

If you don't like coffee, I have something else for you to drink

Ask her "what are you looking for on tinder if you're pregnant, relationship or fun"

this is perfect fam

ask her who blew his beans in her muff

You know that people that are pregnant lose their privilege of dating right?

Used up whores need not apply

WINRAR

Just be regular about it, get a confirmed answer before moving on. If you have the transport and entertainment, you should be able to get an easy night in with her.

how about we start work on another kid? also i have aids.

this. youtu.be/XhxorQiQZBU

"Can a man get pregnant from anal sex?"

Deliver faggot op

The die has been cast

Ask her what is she doin

YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF PUTTING UP A THREAD IF YOU'RE GOING TO PUSSY OUT???

Confirmed cuck.

Tell her she looks great, pregnant girls are self conscious and think they're fat whales.

get fucked you twat.

Youre cringey you sound so beta; ask where she lives show up there and demand to let you in then rape her kid then her.she'll see as chad thunder cock afterwards

He asked for advice. He didn't say dubs decide

Don't call me a cuck motherfucker!

She probably like coffee, idiot. Pregnant girls aren't supposed to drink caffeine.

How old are you OP? How old is she?

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holy shit how can you fuck up this bad

Dude I was kidding about telling you what you want to do to her... abandon ship

>Being THIS autistic...

HOW????

Little known secret..

Hey!
We are number one
Hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh...
{CRACK}
No, don't touch that!

We are number one
Hey!
We are number one
Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha... what are you doing!?

We are number one
Hey!
We are number one
We are number one

looool she gives in and you tell that to a pregnant woman? if this works out u can call yourself extremely lucky

> don't want to fuck this up
> asking Sup Forums for advice
Choose one.

U asked a pregnant lady out for coffee lmao u cant drink that when ur prego ...she alredy knows ur a dumb fuk .my sides

I think she wants the d famm

OH NO!

My dubs say send a dick pic

NEVER TAKE ANYTHING LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY, ESPECIALLY FROM Sup Forums! You AUTISTIC moron!

I was thinking about how cute your eyes would look when I look up as I'm about to eat you out.

by the way she types it seems like a good match

Nah she's probably just cautiously trying to ascertain how much of a creep you are

Try for nudes op

I want to watch get fucked by a nigger and have that nigger empty his 3rd world load on my gums.

Op there still hope, tell her " to be real with you i have a thing for milfs so how about i takeyou to eat then I let you ride my cock all night"

Go all out, my friend, all or nothing.

please don't tell her you want to fuck her, just say i'm just kidding, and tell her you'll come drive to her house right now

Check em for trips

Tell her that its highly encouraged to drink much coffee as possible to reduce autism.

You're fucking creepy m8

You know what a dubs thread is?

WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

>Censors her name at the top
>Doesn't censor it under her posts
>Really shits up the censor of city name or whatever
>Gives up censoring her name

Jesus you really are an autist of the nth degree.

"How even though you're pregnant you still look Fuckin sexier than half the girls on this ap "

I had Arby's for lunch, and was hoping to snack on some more roast beef.

Getting involved with pregnant women are fucked, don't do it.

Not so good with the reading comprehension skill there, huh?

Try getting nudes

She is pregnant, asshole. No caffeine. She is trying to take care of her baby.

The pics are obviously older and shell think hes retarded if he doesnt realize

Deus vult

youre retarded btw

SHUT YOUR STUPID NIGGER MOUTH.

>didnt block the name of the village
>poorly blocked the name here

Oh boy


THE HAIL MARY PASS

It's all or nothing now boys

>BEING THIIIIIIIS AUTISTIC.....

Son... I wish you the best of luck. This level of autism...

Never seen something as bad before.

my sides

Its fine to have coffee, as long you don't drink over 100mg of caffeine which is a tall at Starbucks.

I came, I saw, my autistic ass conquered

omnibus aut nihil

Winner

Dude you even talk like a virgin
Tell her you want to beat her pussy in and creampie her since it's not like she can't get pregnant while already being prego

If you fuck her while she's pregnant the baby turns into your baby. I'd say only fuck her if you like babies.

no going back

AHHHH AUTISM OVERLOAD holy shit you are screwing this up so badly

OP is a god

Nice! How pregnant is she?

Are you aware that you stopped censoring?

damn

You're in there. Now get nudes for us OP.

>Implying he's going to have sex.

Your autism will get in the way every. damn. time.

Fucking retard.

Everyone in this thread owes autismbro an apology

Sorry man

retard. no wonder yooure a virgin

Wow you lucky fuck.

Nows your chance op, grab her by the pussy and set up a date

Try to last longer than 30 seconds
>passionate sex
>Op is a kissless virgin

Seriously now we know she lives in jersey village near an El paso

How the hell are you still in this?

This

She is pregnant dude, you should've said gentle sex or depends what she can do

So it was passionate when you let some Nigger get you pregnant?

Desperate woman I guess

not for long faggot

unless he fucks up SOMEHOW

"Let me know if you're into anything kinky. I've got an open mind."

op show us her profile pics, I wanna see if shes worth the hype

Bump

Get her number OP

Op, use this:

"Well, I could give you the old lickaroo"

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>Implying nigger in Texas.

She's pregnant by a spic you dumb fuck

How u gonna pasionatley fuck her if ur a virgin lmao