ITT: OP tries to fuck a pregnant girl he matched with on Tinder
I'm an autistic virgin trying to get laid famm, I don't want to fuck this up for myself. What should I say to her?
ITT: OP tries to fuck a pregnant girl he matched with on Tinder
I'm an autistic virgin trying to get laid famm, I don't want to fuck this up for myself. What should I say to her?
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>I think your glowing, what brings you to tinder?
angle for her reason to be here.
Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.
I've been thinking about what I want to do to you all day.
ROLCE ROYCE AGAIN
she seems annoying already CANT DRIVE CANT DRINK COFFEE fuck off ya boring cunt
I can pick you up.
If you don't like coffee, I have something else for you to drink
Ask her "what are you looking for on tinder if you're pregnant, relationship or fun"
this is perfect fam
ask her who blew his beans in her muff
You know that people that are pregnant lose their privilege of dating right?
Used up whores need not apply
WINRAR
Just be regular about it, get a confirmed answer before moving on. If you have the transport and entertainment, you should be able to get an easy night in with her.
how about we start work on another kid? also i have aids.
this. youtu.be
"Can a man get pregnant from anal sex?"
Deliver faggot op
The die has been cast
Ask her what is she doin
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF PUTTING UP A THREAD IF YOU'RE GOING TO PUSSY OUT???
Confirmed cuck.
Tell her she looks great, pregnant girls are self conscious and think they're fat whales.
get fucked you twat.
Youre cringey you sound so beta; ask where she lives show up there and demand to let you in then rape her kid then her.she'll see as chad thunder cock afterwards
He asked for advice. He didn't say dubs decide
Don't call me a cuck motherfucker!
She probably like coffee, idiot. Pregnant girls aren't supposed to drink caffeine.
How old are you OP? How old is she?
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holy shit how can you fuck up this bad
Dude I was kidding about telling you what you want to do to her... abandon ship
>Being THIS autistic...
HOW????
Little known secret..
Hey!
We are number one
Hey!
We are number one
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh...
{CRACK}
No, don't touch that!
We are number one
Hey!
We are number one
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha... what are you doing!?
We are number one
Hey!
We are number one
We are number one
looool she gives in and you tell that to a pregnant woman? if this works out u can call yourself extremely lucky
> don't want to fuck this up
> asking Sup Forums for advice
Choose one.
U asked a pregnant lady out for coffee lmao u cant drink that when ur prego ...she alredy knows ur a dumb fuk .my sides
I think she wants the d famm
OH NO!
My dubs say send a dick pic
NEVER TAKE ANYTHING LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY, ESPECIALLY FROM Sup Forums! You AUTISTIC moron!
I was thinking about how cute your eyes would look when I look up as I'm about to eat you out.
by the way she types it seems like a good match
Nah she's probably just cautiously trying to ascertain how much of a creep you are
Try for nudes op
I want to watch get fucked by a nigger and have that nigger empty his 3rd world load on my gums.
Op there still hope, tell her " to be real with you i have a thing for milfs so how about i takeyou to eat then I let you ride my cock all night"
Go all out, my friend, all or nothing.
please don't tell her you want to fuck her, just say i'm just kidding, and tell her you'll come drive to her house right now
Check em for trips
Tell her that its highly encouraged to drink much coffee as possible to reduce autism.
You're fucking creepy m8
You know what a dubs thread is?
WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
>Censors her name at the top
>Doesn't censor it under her posts
>Really shits up the censor of city name or whatever
>Gives up censoring her name
Jesus you really are an autist of the nth degree.
"How even though you're pregnant you still look Fuckin sexier than half the girls on this ap "
I had Arby's for lunch, and was hoping to snack on some more roast beef.
Getting involved with pregnant women are fucked, don't do it.
Not so good with the reading comprehension skill there, huh?
Try getting nudes
She is pregnant, asshole. No caffeine. She is trying to take care of her baby.
The pics are obviously older and shell think hes retarded if he doesnt realize
Deus vult
youre retarded btw
SHUT YOUR STUPID NIGGER MOUTH.
>didnt block the name of the village
>poorly blocked the name here
Oh boy
THE HAIL MARY PASS
It's all or nothing now boys
>BEING THIIIIIIIS AUTISTIC.....
Son... I wish you the best of luck. This level of autism...
Never seen something as bad before.
my sides
Its fine to have coffee, as long you don't drink over 100mg of caffeine which is a tall at Starbucks.
I came, I saw, my autistic ass conquered
omnibus aut nihil
Winner
Dude you even talk like a virgin
Tell her you want to beat her pussy in and creampie her since it's not like she can't get pregnant while already being prego
If you fuck her while she's pregnant the baby turns into your baby. I'd say only fuck her if you like babies.
no going back
AHHHH AUTISM OVERLOAD holy shit you are screwing this up so badly
OP is a god
Nice! How pregnant is she?
Are you aware that you stopped censoring?
damn
You're in there. Now get nudes for us OP.
>Implying he's going to have sex.
Your autism will get in the way every. damn. time.
Fucking retard.
Everyone in this thread owes autismbro an apology
Sorry man
retard. no wonder yooure a virgin
Wow you lucky fuck.
Nows your chance op, grab her by the pussy and set up a date
Try to last longer than 30 seconds
>passionate sex
>Op is a kissless virgin
Seriously now we know she lives in jersey village near an El paso
How the hell are you still in this?
This
She is pregnant dude, you should've said gentle sex or depends what she can do
So it was passionate when you let some Nigger get you pregnant?
Desperate woman I guess
not for long faggot
unless he fucks up SOMEHOW
"Let me know if you're into anything kinky. I've got an open mind."
op show us her profile pics, I wanna see if shes worth the hype
Bump
Get her number OP
Op, use this:
"Well, I could give you the old lickaroo"
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>Implying nigger in Texas.
She's pregnant by a spic you dumb fuck
How u gonna pasionatley fuck her if ur a virgin lmao