Ive got a fair amount of stuff that incriminates me on my mobile...

ive got a fair amount of stuff that incriminates me on my mobile, but i need to take it back to my carrier for them to fix some issues with it. if i send it in what are the odds of them finding the evidence against me, and what are the odds that it will be reported?

Absolutely no chance at all, OP. You will be 100% fine whatever is on your phone.

not that i dont believe you but what is it that makes you so sure?

Depends how incriminating the shit you have is. Like nudes of some 16 y/o or some shit would be overlooked i'd imagine. But some hardcore cp would get you fucked.

depends on what you mean with "stuff that incriminates you"

what's on your phone op

I've dealt with phone carriers for most of my adult life. Trust me I know what I'm talking about I've seen many shops in my time and this is probably a shop so just whiz bang it down to the carrier place and they'll be reall impressed with all your childporn and will obviously not call the police you faggot what the fuck are you even worried about everyone loves CP jesus lighten the fuck up

about 4 gigs worth of jailbait

They can't/don't look at personal stuff. You're fine. Just send it in.

what age are you? if they saw the pics would they realize the girls were underage or would they pass as over eighteen? if you are young yourself it would be less questionable

fuck nigga put a pass on the gallery and you're good to go

They'll likely be impressed, OP. Chances are you'll get a big discount.

im 18, and a good amount of it can be passed off as 18+ but there is some stuff which is obvious underage

FBI out in force ITT

Torrent wondershare safe eraser. You can plug in your phone and it will automatically install drivers for that device. Then select the highest government grade clean (writes zeros, then fills with random data, passes 3 times). After that the software will format the phone to default firmware. Turn off phone and send in. You're all good op

the true heroes

if you're 18 i doubt they'd care, they might assume it's from girlfriends or whatever.

but when you say "obvious underage" how underage does it look?

girls as young as like 9 prob

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you're a freak dude.. that's not jailbait that's pedophilia.

which is exactly why im so worried

Is it just under photos and why do you need to take it back to your carrier?broken screen?

if i were you i'd (kill myself) not risk that shit at all

Haven't you listened? You have nothing to worry about. If there's pictures of naked 9 year olds they'll just think it's one of your many many little sisters. Honestly dude what the fuck, just man the fuck up.

1. dump all files to this thread for backup
2. burn phone
3. new phone

easy.

>what are the odds of them finding the evidence against me, and what are the odds that it will be reported?
100% to both
they will actively search for stuff because they get bored and its something to do, and when they inevitably find it, theyre compelled to report it

the same goes for pc/laptop/whatever repairs. they always check your stuff

I hope it helps you op. I do IT work and have found wondershare's mobile suite works the best hands down for me. It's pretty expensive software and very powerful. I would definitely look into torrenting the rest in addition to safe eraser if you work with mobiles enough

nah mate, randomly freezes up so i have to do a hard reset at least once every other day. ive got them in an app meant to hide photos, but i doubt that makes them too hard to find.

You could just delete them you fucking degenerate

you're seriously going to risk a prison sentence as a pedophile (you will be raped) for your phone to be fixed? throw it in the trash and get a new one you fucking tard.

figured, thanks

youre a godsend. cheers.

OP just to let you know I sent a screencap of this thread to the FBI

Doesn't count unless you post the screenshot with all the other tabs

Haha Good bait

hope you did tbh... pedophiles are disgusting

The NSA already have access to the contents of your phone anyway.

Well there is an app on Android called "Pandora" (not the music streaming one a different.) And it is a gallery that can hide pictures from your normal gallery too and it is also password protected.

just put it all in your computer and factory reset your phone. you can look up how to do it online but it will make your phone spotless..

>thinking any stuff on your phone cant be remote accessed by the produce/developer of os/ gouvernment that installed a trojan
Dude the only reason they dont arrest you is that you don't have enough incriminating stuff on there. Also why the fuck wouldnt you just remove the sd-card and delete the incriminating things on your phones built-in memory? It's not like they are going to restore your data lol.

yeah.. edit on tell them you reset it to try to fix it.

ITT: a whole bunch of florists getting info out of OP

post it so we can verify, like post it all

I used to work for a major company. If evidence is found, it is reported to the police who will take possession of the device and may or may not press charges. They will instruct the personal staff on what to tell you should you inquire. Delete it all before you give it to anyone.

You better start stretching your asshole now... and work on your gag reflex too.

This sound legit.

You don't have to worry bro, at least they will copy paste your archive in their hdd but whatever.

i did two weeks of work placement (the thing where you go do a job for free while your at school) at a computer repair shop back when i thought i'd get a job doing something with computers

a girl who was in my class brought her computer in for some sort of repairs, you better believe i went through all her shit looking for something good... how ever this was back in 2002 and low res web cams where the most common way for people to show nudes so i didn't find out, don't really remember seeing anything good in her MSN messenger logs either

>TL;DR if i worked at a phone repair place/manufacturer you better believe i'd go through your shit

You should post a before and after pic OP.
Face with timestamp in this thread and.... Well not gonna lie, I hope this is your last thread.

This

OP is a fucking moron

No they don't. If they do, it cannot be used as evidence. I'm a lawyer.

>2002
Bro, internet is like before and after Christ, before social networks most of the bitches didn't even know how to turn on a PC.

exactly but sometimes girls took photo's with their digital camera's or webcam's and just kept them in case they wanted to send them on different occasions

the sent and received folders for messenger used to be gold mine's

Repair shops NEVER look at personal information on your phone. They just do the hardware repair, turn the phobe on to see if fixed and they're done.

My uncle took his phone to a repair shop and the guy told him it was all the porn in his downloads on his phone that was slowing everything down as a joke.

Anything except for legit child porn or evidence that you raped/murdered someone will be fine.

Unless it's something shockingly bad no one will give a shit.

pro-tip invest in ANOTHER FUCKING PHONE, and ditch the old one quick.

high five to the nieve morons that are trying to convey their nieve attitudes

assume the repair shop will not only look at the evidence but take a copy of it themselves and ship it around to their buddies for a laugh. will they report it most likely not!! they dont give a shit about you as long as its not super fucked up.

might even end up finding some of your shit on Sup Forums

This. Or just back them up to your computer dumbass. I don't know if I hate you more for being a pedo or an idiot

>Repair shops NEVER look at personal information on your phone
Burger King's employees NEVER spit in your burgers.
Niggers NEVER steal bikes.
Etc.

Should I go on with obvious facts?

Dude you should share those pics with the people at the store they'll just laugh xD you've nothing to worry bout xD fucking degenerate Kys