ITT describe your dick with a spongebob quote

ITT describe your dick with a spongebob quote
ill start
"IT was BIG, scary and pink!"

I'm ready

"Mr.Crabs!"

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

I don't get it

I never watched Spongebob.

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Hey everybody! It's Leif Erickson day!

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Subtle joke is subtle

I'm dirty Dan

"No, I'm Dirty Dan"

*dolphin noises*

"The smallllest you can think of

Who you calling pinhead?

Kys

"Livin' like Larry"

MEATBALL, MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH

RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, RED BERRY REEF!

"IT'S THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER"

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

"East? I thought you meant Weest"

>red berry reef
please be joking

sounds like a lot of HOOPLA

wumbo

You have it set to 'M' for mini.

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It'll go straight to your thighs.

And then you'll blow up.

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"The lid.....The Lid. the lid. the lid. the lid. thlid thelidthelidthelidthelidthelidthelidthlid STOP"

"Absorbent and yellow and porous is he."

""Hi, how are ya"

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"We forgot to switch the CLOSED sign to OPEN!"

Keep telling yourself that

I really hope you're joking holy fuck

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

You've got it set to "m" for mini

Thats goood. Now all you need is a box.

Weenie Hut Jr's

AND HERE COMES A GIANT FIST

Fucking keked

"...that's just a paperclip and a piece of string"

"Is that with two 7's?"

Long, tan, and handsome

I guess you;re going to miss the panty raid

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

What Zit Tooya

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Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end.

[spolier]Child molestation joke[/spoiler]

HE WAS #1!

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Have you tried switching it to wumbo

"Are ya ready kids?"

Drop on the deck and flip like a fish

50% sea 50% weed

You're good, You're good, You're good

N is for no survivors

Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly.

Lost

you call your dick hqdefault?

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Then who was flickering the lights

Bring it around town

my sides

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles. And it's in great shape!

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and any time at all

I was just looking for the sports channel Gary!!

And say hello to used napkin

You can't hide what's inside

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its supposed to be set to w for wumbo

The big one

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"Patrick?!?"

"AS LONG AS WE HAVE OUR
I M A G I N A T I O N"