Movies that make you want to stop watching movies and do something with your life...

>Movies that make you want to stop watching movies and do something with your life, give up all your waifus and get a real gf, even a chubby brunette one, who can make you happy.

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Nah, shit idea. How about movies that make you want to hit the gym and kick ass? Much better.

And then the harsh truths of real life drive you back to staying home and watching movies to escape.

Only losers care about relationships and all that crap.
The only thing that matters in life is how much money you can make.

>Push yourself
>hes in a wheelchair

this Tarantinoesque flick

i'd give my left nut for a chubby brunette right now

but if you gave your left nut, you would have less semen to bukkake her.

chubby brunettes are a dime a dozen desu senpai

?

Someone post THE FUCKIN WEBM.

Disgusting really, the only thing an women has to do to be atractive is not eat too much and they manage to fail at that.

I wish a movie would have such effect on me

>wanting to be happy
gay

life has no narrative and the harder you attempt to create one the faster you realize how absurd everything is

...

>give up all your waifus and get a real gf

...

kek

The last fram always got me, is so freackin ridiculously.

>even a chubby brunette one

> implying this isnt god-tier


I miss my ex ;_;

Americans really need to understand that this is totally unacceptable as an average body type. I'm afraid their affinity for corn syrup and gluttony is simply too strong, however.

>this is a 10/10 in burgerland

Poor guy, she looks like a annoying bitch.

It is quite literally a 10/10 in my godlike and objective opinion.

now fuck off with your shit taste, mentally stunted pedo faggot.

She's not chubby. At least not chubby enough for me

the entire worlds reaction to amerifats disgusting women

Looks like someone struck a bbw chasers nerve

How fat are you lol

>movie about not giving up
>dude in the wheelchair gives up

bbw is the patricians taste.

>guy has 9/10 facial aesthetics
>girl looks like a fucking gremlin
Why is this allowed?

Like you would even know, you've never seen a woman who isn't fat in your entire life rofl

In fact i am quite /fit/. I can do 50 push ups.

How many can you do ? I bet not even 10 with your manchild arms

>tfw government assigns noisy clingy psycho brunette that likes to burn people with her dragons and you're paralyzed so you cant help it

at least she won't have to tie him up during handjobs

oh she is

Was the meme ending real?

>they fall in love, his condition worsens.
>finally he has someone to share his soul with, unfortunately it's too late and he's dying.
>emotional scene where she watches the light leave his eyes in assisted suicide.
>inherits all of his wealth.

>Just live.
>he kills himself in the end

Women.

I've fucked 1 chubby girl, and 2 skinny girls. Pic related is a pretty good comparison to them.

I dont meet a lot of girls, and unfortunately i havent had a chance to fuck anyone even near a size i would find optimal.

fyi the 2 skinny girls i fucked, i literally friendzoned because they did nothing for me. I had to force myself to cum.

And they would probably be considered 10/10 in most plebians eyes. They just do nothing for me.

Chubby and fat gets me rock hard though.

>tl;dr

if only

>blah blah blah

you expect me to read all that shit

stop being disgusting and fat

t. the rest of the world

fuck the faggot mod 2bh.

why did he delete my beautiful bbw?

yes i'm mad.

This is wish fulfillment movie for women.

but you did read all of that...

stop being a disgusting pedophile

t. patricians

>t. patricians

you fat fucks have never been patrician in ANYTHING at ANY point in time

liking healthy women isn't being a pedophile, not that there is anything wrong with being a pedophile you shitlord, it's better than liking disgusting fat cows for sure.

> YOURE FAT !! YOURE FAT !!!!

Why do you keep repeating the same nonsense? i've already told you i'm quite /fit/.

Whereas I bet you cannot even do a single pullup.

I've probably fucked more girls than you too, which would explain your frustration at my earlier post.

Don't be mad because i have patrician taste user.

You just stick to your pedophile cartoons. It'll all be okay.

t. virgin who has been watching too many gook cartoons

>pretty woman falls in love with crippled guy

Do stuff like this happen IRL?

He's also rich as fuck.

>blah blah blah

Nope, not reading that shit. You're lucky as fuck I'm lowering myself enough to even respond, if you want me to read your mindless drivel you need to make your point in a sentence or two.

> i'm so mad i'm going to pretend i didnt read his post.

Welp, sure showed me !

Now go and fap over your gook pedophile cartoons.

Theres a good virgin.

Underrated post

>it's an 'amerifat is literally too stupid to make a single post worth reading' post

I dont know what I was expecting

Actually this movie was her best performance ever tbqhfam

Why they CGI her eyebrows?
Pretty distracting T.B.H.F.A.M

Well that explains it

>not that there is anything wrong with being a pedophile you shitlord,

I'll take "Things user tells himself so he can sleep at night" for 1000, Alex.

Why should he had difficult to sleep at night for a sexual preference, rabbit?

I've experienced both the peaks and the valleys. Pussy is no different, the only thing that differs is what you can do around it. You cant flip a fat chick. If you want her to switch possitions it takes a fucking year listening to her groan and moan (not the good kinds). Skinny you can flip her like a burger. She might not even be aware its time for a pile driver before you pick her up and slam her into it.

Skinny girls are better. No if's, no but's, no coconuts.

Chubby is alright. You can't flip them (unless you're fit, and if you're fit you wouldnt fuck chubby). So if you attempt to do something it comes off as pathetic and rapey.

Skinny girls still better.

I could probably flip Emilia Clarke around like a silver dollar, but thats Sup Forums chubby, FatPride chubby is too fat. My version of chubby is normie chubby.

>Listen, Emilia. You need to be more emotive, this isn't working
>O-ok, I've got this
*scrunches face like a contracting sphincter

I want to cum on those eyebrows.

>people find her attractive

>someone out there is masturbating to her right now

Whoever did this, it's a minor masterpiece of neo-satire post-sincerity. And its full power can only be achieved as a soundless webm, amazing

what the fuck

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youtube.com/watch?v=Xd_0sStOETM

This. Women just want muscled guys who act like dicks. If you don't have this because instead you had the "book" genetics (more intelligence, people who ACTUALLY changed the world) then you have to make money to get a gf. It's such a shit system.

I good actor now

>it's a virgin gets so buttblasted he starts rambling incoherently and spamming gook comic pictures episode

Every time

Pleb opinion discarded

>don't settle just live

sounds like the typical "just b urself and rich and handsome and entertain me nonstop" chick flick

idk how people pay money for this shit. It's like the female equivalent of that Liru hentai game but not fappable

good luck hitting them

Is this movie satire?

Fuck all the fat bitches you want, friend. Thats what they're there for.

...there's a program for government assigned gfs?

>sexual preference

You spelled "mental deficiency" wrong.

It's like each eyebrow is 2 eyebrows stuck together. The eyebrow thing is why she gets roles, right?

they make for a highly expressive face.

so yeah, that's why she gets roles.

>harsh truths of real life
>not motivating you even more

you were never meant to make it

Them caterpillars are the hardest working team in Hollywood.

Her mouth is why she gets roles. And I don't mean talking.

She sings too?

>Movies that make you want to stop watching movies and do something with your life
I think this thread is doing a better job.

cold user. Real cold

Lots of talentless actresses have this same problem. If you watch any Potter movie, you can see Emma Watson doing this same thing. It'snot nearly that bad, though. I have mental image of massive vacuum cleaner pulling her face up

>make you want to stop watching movies and do something with your life

Like make a thread on Sup Forums? What a life changing decision OP.