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CIVIC edition

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will chin the first runt i see

cara

*pre emptively chins you to avoid any misunderstanding wherein you take me for a runt*

Why would you vote for a man who's face isn't even symmetrical?

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the tea was nothing special either just some shitty Dilmah """English""" """"breakfast"""" """""tea"""""

*it was a hologram*
*teleports behind you and chins you thoroughly*

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Taking a stroll

need a slag gf

The Eternal Debate

Post your favourite pizza order
I'm thinking what I should get
usually I order either Hawaiian plus jalapenos or sausage/mushroom/onion

going to offer up my bollocks to one of these hydraulic press youtube channels

getting run out of town lads.

bit of an annoyance as I have a flat and bunch of stuff here.

the townsfolk said they are giving me until the clock strikes midnight

3 and a half hours goes really quick playing civ
nippon number 1 tho

coffee wanker loves his fucking coffee

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it takes a mob to create a monster

apply yourself runt

what difficulty mate

chinnin' some runts

cooking my bacon extra crispy for the pancakes lads

pizza's shit

*i duck, avoiding the chinning and pushing my bum into your crotch*

spent 6 hours playing prison architect earlier, glad the 'ol shittop can't run civ.

I don't do coffee at home myself but my dad has one of the things on the right and says it's great

hot drinks are nice

any of you lads been run out of town?

>someone tells you they are really into coffee
>they don't aeropress

>Aeropress lad is here

Signed up to Kike starter because I want one thing, but everything else on there looks shite.

Essentially a group of people beat the shit out of him to the point where he was never seen again.

Context:

Who's the biggest wasteman that you've ever known?

>Hang out at the skate park when I was 16-17
>There was one 23 year old with 'hagrid' tattoo'd on his NECK because that was his nickname
>Didn't skate
>Pretended he had voices in his head
>Perv'd on 14-15 year olds
>Talked constant gas
>Spent his birthday getting drunk in nando's with 13 year olds
>Got ran out of town because people finally realised he was a fucking nonce

Wish I was there to chin the fucker.

Tell me about Douglas
Why does he hate the Nige?

*kisses you behind your ear*
nyaaa~

paused a song just before he started shouting and forgot about it
just pressed play and SHAT myself lads
so that's whats going on with me how are you all doing leave a comment in the comments below

the one below prince, its only my 2nd game don't bully

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

anyone else only drink espresso here? got an expensive machine for it

looks like we've got a couple of 'sheeds in this thread working undercover

shameful
invite me to your game

>Why yes, I do own an aeropress

Used to desperately hide the fact that I played Warcraft because I was one of the popular sporty kids and it would have ruined my social standing to reveal that I was such a nerd. The annoying thing is that normies would enjoy fantasy games if they saw it was socially acceptable to do so, Game of Thrones proved that desu.

it's expresso

There are multiple lads ITT who 'press

>jalapenos
Disgusting meme food.

daily reminder pakistan is the real rogue state, not iran.

It is pretty cool, it's cheap and makes really strong espresso-like coffee that you can water down or add milk to. I make a pot in the morning, put it in a flask and drink it during the day at work :)

fuck off

bit offensive

i've got an aeropress but i never use it

you're already there :^) (see: worst popn)

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hnah

I think I saw one thing that I liked the idea of but I still didn't like the idea of backing anything on there
Even if it does meet the target, some companies take like two years to ship out whatever they were trying to sell you and once you get it, it would be considered shit two years ago

normies only like game of thrones because it's edgy

used to have a really nice gaggia espresso machine that my dad got me one christmas but I sold it when I was poor. can't really justify buying another one and it's pointless getting a cheap shitty one.

yeah yeah im still about

*plays a long ball over the top*

the goal

just got multiple (You)'s on the town's facebook page lads

add me and i will carry our glorious kaiserreich to greatness

interesting goal car
I'm not a fan of that facelift 2bh

got ran out of my town. they wouldnt be happy with me posting there

will be purchasing this book whenever it's published

>man doesn't grind his own beans
>man doesn't use the inverted method
>man brews for more than 94 seconds at temps more than 2ÂșC away from 80 degrees above or below

might as well just drink pooey water

Don't like it or the colour. Get a Focus.

His book deal was cancelled because he defended a nonce priest.

I'm addicted to burnt sausages

ngl milo looks quite good

Better yet just drink tea. Coffee has a horrible after taste, dries your skin up and stains your teeth.

>supporting nonces and nonce-enablers

get a mini you little bender

All nonces should hang

give me a good non-fiction book to read that has come out in the past 5 years

aeropress gimp loves his fucking aeropress

Might go give my willy a firm handshake.

The Koran

milo literally did nothing wrong

>poland
>france
>austria

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what do you mean? its not an online game

the (short term) goal

Civic?

Guinness World Records 2013

>england

*punches towards you*

>Coffee has a horrible after taste
Can't say I've ever noticed an after taste. It does make one's breath smell like literal poo though. Smelling someone's bad coffee breath admittedly smells like they are breathing gaseous poo.

>dries up your skin
Can't say I've experienced this

>stains your teeth
So does tea.

watching tim pool investigating sweden, VERY interesting

Why Nations Fail

Chroniques d'avant-guerre - Alain Soral

Seriously regret my Kickstarter dalliance, don't fall for it lad

think you can load up a savegame from SP in online mode

tea gives your teeth a respectable patina

cannot comprehend what you were hoping to achieve with this utterly atrocious and entirely uncontributing post

when people see the union flag they think of England. More specifically, London.

rate me lads

I don't really get reddit
it seems like the sort of thing middle age mums and boring mongs would enjoy
like this board, do people really take the fact that they like pineapple on pizza so seriously? how many shitty pineapple puns can one person even take?
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